THIS MORNING:::
THM: ARGHH IM STARVIN BABE, MMKKAY.
DELO: FUCKIN GOING WORK IN A MIN GERL, ONLY HAD 4 DAYS MATT LEAVE. DYA WANT CORNFLAKES?
THM: NOT REALLY, FANCY A BIG DIABETES INDUCING FEAST MY KING. MMKAY. I CANT MOVE AN INCH IM FUCKIN MASSIVE LOOK AT ME WALLS SAUSAGES
*holds shovel hands up full of patchy tan and Swamp slime*
THM: *points out the conservatory* SEE ALL THE RUBBLE AND SHIT IN THE GARDEN THAT WE SHOVED TO ONE SIDE FOR THE TIPEE AT MY BABY SHOWER? MMKAY, GO OUT GRAB ME SOME LEAVES OFF THAT NETTLE BUSH TO ADD INTO ME BREW, MMKAY
DELO: ALRIGHT KATE BUH IM FUCKEN GOING IN A SEC IM ALREADY LATE
*Delo nips into the garden*
THM: (shouts from kitchen) OH, I HAVENT CLEANED MAX’S TURDS UP HAVENT HAD TIME IVE HAD 10000 DM’s, WATCH YA STEP!!!
*Delo dodges shit like he’s playing the floor is lava and comes in with bunch of nettles)
THM: I WANT SOME JUUIICE ASWEL THEN YA CAN GO TO WORK - MMKAY?
*Delo slams drink down as seen on insta*