I agree, sick of you bastard trolls ruining all the food I like. I can no longer eat pickled onion spaceraiders without chocking with laughter and I’m scared that’s what will kill me. Imagine
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Anyway, how many months pregnant are we? I don’t think we’ve heard enough about it tbh
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I’ll do a catch up.
She’s pregnant with the second coming, she’s 7272728727 weeks, reckons she’s due next year but with the editing skills, she could drop any minute.
She’s spent the last few weeks imaging that she’s a full time working mum whilst constantly asking her brides to pm her, what time and date they are booked in. Ladies please remember when booking with the ole truff of Upton, you will be treated like bookings staff and be left looking like you want a part in the Wonka movie.
She’s trying to tease us with the new babies name- we do not give a
duck babe
The makeups took their annual trip to London it was the usual absolutely amazing their fav ever. She even brought her mum along for the entertainment, taking the piss out of her for the lack of food at one of truffs fav places to eat out.
She recently subjected us all to a AMSR video of her eating the fox piss roasties. It was vile up there with seeing her dirty knickers next to the bed.
Cleaners have been in, truff used to have weekly cleaners but they disappeared…
The only consistent thing is she still can’t string a sentence together and we spend days trying to decipher wtf she’s on about.
yay me
#justiceforMez
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