Katie Hayes #157 Bingo Caller Bantz Number 65: Kate’s career has died

[Userom]

Makes my head hurt when she bangs on about Mum guilt. All the things that she should feel guilty about (NOT safeguarding her child online, dragging her poor kid out at all hours, not having a good bedtime, letting her shit in the bed .. could go on and on!) dont factor on her radar... yet the thing she shouldn't feel guilty about (working to provide for your family) is the one thing she bangs on about. (not that she does any of it to provide for her family).

 

[AllAboutMeeeeeee]

She can’t fucking spell, how is she going to be able to work out how much to inject in peoples faces?! And her makeup brushes are always minging so why would her approach to cleanliness be any different once she’s doing aesthetics??

 

[Hereforthegossss]

Oh fuck off how ridiculous & predictable - her & Oluv matchy matchy on the photoshoot for a fucking couch - it's tragic honestly

 

[Noseybonk]

Bond Cosmetics by Katie Hayes KHM. She's a racist homophobic, shallow, selfish human being who scrounger free meals. She has no qualifications, awful hygiene and is obsessed with having dog poo under her nails. Hopefully if potential clients search her name, this post will be the first to appear. Done.

Quoting to also ensure this comes up on searches. Future clients deserve to know that Bond skin Cosmetics by Kate Hayes is run by an unhygienic unregulated racist homophobe who does not react well to honest feedback or criticism, so god help you if there’s a problem

 

[Little Bear]

Morning gang if you’re feeling like shit today because it’s Monday and it’s the only day anyone has anxiety, just remember you’re at rock bottom so it can only get better. Kate comes on crying on instagram all the time but instagram is just a place where people show their best days 🫠

 

[Not_A_Troll]

They might be able to afford a takeaway now

 

[Burrito88]

She’s a “makeup artist” but hasn’t even mentioned Sephora coming to the UK

 

[Flowers60]

Does she think the child in her bed is an imposter because she doesn't have a filter on and she doesn't recognise her on real life? View attachment 1639390

She must be an imposter as Oluff sleeps 7-7 and has from birth

 

[plonkington]

Imagine the content of her aftercare leaflet; gobbledygook written in crayon.

Troll, olive will have that covered. It will be written in both English and Spanish.

 

[smudgey]

Literally sick of this ~shit now. Her content is fucking dull, her grasp of the written and spoken word are both horrific - her stories give me headaches trying to decipher what she is actually trying to communicate - and now MORE SHIT.

It’s embarrassing because you can literally tell she’s posting made up stories because she has nothing of note to share. Not least is it just mind blowing that you’d even broadcast if your child had had an accident or not anyway, not that she has, because it’s clearly a lie.

What a boring existence. Instead of constantly making stuff up to live a totally false life, just do what every other person is doing on a Monday morning and walk the dog, sling a coffee down your neck and get you and your kid ready for the day and week ahead. NOT EVERY MOMENT IN LIFE IS NOTEWORTHY. STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT SO. WITH SHIT?? SOMEHOW FAECES IS ALWAYS HER MECHANISM FOR ENTERTAINMENT??? Sorry trolls. I’ve finally cracked this morning.

 

[Delstar]

Sorry to derail trolls, but I feel in need to influenze. I needed new eyeshadow and I usually buy CT, but in light of her being a provider for the racist homophobe, I decided to look elsewhere… I’ve just bought two Viseart mini palettes (from Lookfantastic) and they’re just fab, and much cheaper than CT’s luxury palettes! Highly pigmented and minimal powder fall out. There’s 15% off if you use the code NEW15

I’m not affiliated so I don’t need to say it’s an #Ad for all the Instapolice and Karen’s (sic)

 

[Abongo2]

Kate still trying avoid her racist past comments.

 

[Behelzabobs]

Post the evidence, cba signing into my fake insta

Tadaaaa I think it’s olives dress

Why does she always have her phone in her face? Surely with all her expertise she could film herself without it shoved in front of her

 

[Hereforthegossss]

She had some slippers, and people kept asking where they are she ether ignored or was like tell ya later. Anyway people continued asking an she just kept leading people on like some sort of slipper tease.

One women finally said oh they are from ‘this shop’ (I can’t remember the place) she went ballistic. Blocked the women told people to stop asking where she’s got stuff from.



She’s like a primary school child

Remember when she said she buys clothes now in bigger sizes for Oluv so no one has the same has her ! Proper warped nasty mind.

 

[BirkenheadTranny]

It'd be interesting to see what her complaints procedure is

 

[Averagejoex]

How do you just become a skin specialist? Pretty sure you have to be a doctor to do that? Also who’s taking advice from her when her skin is dry and dusty as fuck.

 

[Hereforthegossss]

Cheryl must fucking howl at the day she got her out of Oh Darlin - she's had the last laugh she's got the business , the premises , her own line of lash products & rid of that lazy fucker.

She is a car crash professionally. In direct for baby now , sofas this morning. She's absolutely desperate & skint.
Literally Jack of all trades , master of none !

 

[wiganuser]

The sofas are the same ones all the foreigners sell on Facebook marketplace for £600 just for double the price

100% pure sweatshop sofas

This will be her next collab. KHM marketplace

 

[Noseyscouser82]

Reckon the make-ups are going to feature in the photo shoot Delo relaxing on a chaise lounge. Big O drawing a picture. Tuff letting one rip and scratching her big hooter.
Perfect family photo shoot

Don’t ya mean Delo relaxing on a chaise shorte!

 

[Nosey1895]

Every fuckers been gifted full size stuff from CT. Fucking Scouse Bird now. All the products I have bought full price and these scroungers who pay nothing for anything. Get gifted it all.