Katie Hayes #157 Bingo Caller Bantz Number 65: Kate’s career has died

[Hereforthegossss]

Well done to one of our OG Trolls @Abongo2 for the thread title !! Absolutely spot on - KHM

Think at this rate Kate has got more chance of getting a ring off that Mac wearing slimeball than any decent freebies thanks to the dedication of you trolls , keep up the good work ! The Charlotte Tilbury team couldn't wait for the weekend to arrive we've had them demented

Wonder where those filthy bums are going to get free food this weekend with unfunny Olive ??

#stillnotengaged
#stillnoapology
#stilleditsherpics
#stillskint
#READTHEWIKI 🟥

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

Wouldn’t have cleaned that car seat for all the money in the world bleeping filthy!

 

[Abongo2]

Well done to one of our OG Trolls @Abongo2 for the thread title !! Absolutely spot on - KHM

Think at this rate Kate has got more chance of getting a ring off that Mac wearing slimeball than any decent freebies thanks to the dedication of you trolls , keep up the good work ! The Charlotte Tilbury team couldn't wait for the weekend to arrive we've had them demented

Wonder where those filthy bums are going to get free food this weekend with unfunny Olive ??

#stillnotengaged
#stillnoapology
#stilleditsherpics
#stillskint
#READTHEWIKI 🟥

Hahahahaahahaha when did I suggest this?
Oh that one night I was pissed? Go me. ABINGO2 shall be my new tattle name.

 

[chattycatty]

Wouldn’t have cleaned that car seat for all the money in the world bleeping filthy!

I’ve seen cleaner grave stones than that chair

 

[mchammerr]

Wouldn’t have cleaned that car seat for all the money in the world bleeping filthy!

Imagine letting it get to the stage where you have to have it professionally cleaned! Vile

 

[QueenBarb2]

Can you imagine the inside of her knickers the dirty duck.
you can just tell her washing smells of bleeping stale cow tit

 

[Hereforthegossss]

Hahahahaahahaha when did I suggest this?
Oh that one night I was pissed? Go me. ABINGO2 shall be my new tattle name.

You pissed ?..... never Bong

It was the nearest belter one liner there was no suggestions for a good few pages back so you got the winner !!

 

[BirkenheadTranny]

Is that really Olive's car seat? It needs fuckin burning the dirty witch. Who let's their kids stuff get in that state? I'm absolutely baffled. She hasn't got a job and she's got 1 farting kid so she's got loads of time to keep things clean. But no, she just wants to flit around Merseyside day in day out shoving her basic kid in everybody's faces with scrambled egg in her pocket. One monumental twit she is

 

[Flip&Flop]

I often wonder if her and Delo ever just sit cracking up at this thread you know because you lot are funny as duck. I'm in stitches with you all every day, a proper little tonic this thread

Also have to add I've also jumped on the recs bandwagon and now have biotin, sky high mascara and some wonder water on thr way

 

[Perfectsmile01]

Bingo Bongo my Qweeeeeeeeeeeeeeen well done on a thread title

 

[Guyyyyyzzzzzz]

Thanks trolls! Just ordered skin+me for £3.50 delivered .


If I was that pro cleaner, I’d be like hun, not being rude but this is hazardous and needs binning. I would not be bleeping cleaning that

 

[Burrito88]

Thanks trolls! Just ordered skin+me for £3.50 delivered .


If I was that pro cleaner, I’d be like hun, not being rude but this is hazardous and needs binning. I would not bleeping cleaning that

I know, they’re normalising your child’s car seat looking like a health hazard

 

[Flowers60]

If that was hers, as if she’s said it was stored in the loft rather than she’s just filthy

 

[Abongo2]

You pissed ?..... never Bong

It was the nearest belter one liner there was no suggestions for a good few pages back so you got the winner !!

That what I mean. I’m a sober citizen. Never would I suggest such ludicrous words.

 

[Hereforthegossss]

Imagine going for tea and a catch up with your mate on a Friday night & they're like hey take my phone and do a photo shoot of me ! She's such a Gobshite.

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

I can’t take credit for the car seat skullduggery btw my mate who is a major lurker sent me it. Shocking isn’t it the thought of the reason breathing in raw bleeping mould it turns my stomach

 

[Abongo2]

I often wonder if her and Delo ever just sit cracking up at this thread you know because you lot are funny as duck. I'm in stitches with you all every day, a proper little tonic this thread

Also have to add I've also jumped on the recs bandwagon and now have biotin, sky high mascara and some wonder water on thr way

Try this primer with that mascara. Honestly.

Try this primer with that mascara. Honestly.

Eye (see what I did there) use this with the mascara and the lilash serum. So good.

Try this primer with that mascara. Honestly.

Eye (see what I did there) use this with the mascara and the lilash serum. So good.

Excuse the brows.

Try this primer with that mascara. Honestly.

Eye (see what I did there) use this with the mascara and the lilash serum. So good.

Excuse the brows.

Try this primer with that mascara. Honestly.

Eye (see what I did there) use this with the mascara and the lilash serum. So good.

Excuse the brows.

Also. Excuse the whole appearance.

 

[Hereforthegossss]

@Abongo2 your eyes are going to be on Kates Instagram Sunday night prime time. This is one of my main trolls ! I've handed this photo over to my crime squad dealing with my case

 

[Abongo2]

@Abongo2 your eyes are going to be on Kates Instagram Sunday night prime time. This is one of my main trolls ! I've handed this photo over to my crime squad dealing with my case

Eye spy my eyes look as tired as olives.

Eye spy my eyes look as tired as olives.

“Have you “SEEN” these eyes”
Neither has she

 

[zarasizemedium]

go on Man city’s tik tok Loves his food like his twin sister can’t upload the video here saying it’s too big