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7:26 and there’s no birthday balons in sight. I’m getting nervous for her. What happened to the 5:30am family meetings. Little legs must have got her a bespoke 30th bummed balon arch and sax player by now
Surely she wouldn’t want to actually get engaged? We all know she can’t afford the type of wedding she’ll want and it would be hard work to bum a whole wedding day through insta
Surely she wouldn’t want to actually get engaged? We all know she can’t afford the type of wedding she’ll want and it would be hard work to bum a whole wedding day through insta
7:26 and there’s no birthday balons in sight. I’m getting nervous for her. What happened to the 5:30am family meetings. Little legs must have got her a bespoke 30th bummed balon arch and sax player by now
I had a thought I was sorting my dads present last night - poor matts Father’s Day is going to be another washout after olive ate the balons last year he wont even get a look in on Sunday with the jubilee like proportions of our Kate’s celebrations
Kate. You didn’t get cancelled for being a racist, homophobic bully, so I doubt very much a picture of a stripper sitting on your face will. Horror. Read the wiki.
On MY super precious one-of-a-kind no-has-ever-been-26-before birthday the other day my gammon put up bunting and a few flags in the living room and like 3 or 4 balloons. of course the thought was lovely but by dinner it was starting to annoy the two of us though the dog was having the time of his life. You could own a super bespoke huge forever home and all that tat will make it feel cramped. I cannot imagine how irritating it'd be to even attempt a cuppa in her kitchen this morning no wonder she's left the house already
Ahh a new thread for new beginnings! Happy birthday KHM. You’ve given me inspiration to become a better person, because like fuck would I ever want my life to be like yours.
Enjoy your day of self absorbed celebrations, I have a super busy day at work, doing an actual job, so I will look forward to a good catch up here later
Anyone else wake up to the emergency text from the government to tell us it’s KHM’s 30th? Thank god I got it, I would’ve forgot, I mean she never mentions it, she’s so humble.
Happy birthday Trollop! First person ever to turn 30! Get the red carpet out. #goals #notasize10
those lips, she looks like she’s been attacking herself with the hoover
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