I’ve had four “my reason” and I still hate baby showersNot having any bespokes myself, maybe that is why I don’t ‘get’ baby showers
Wouldn’t it be best to have a ‘party’ after the birth to celebrate? And then the star of the ‘show’, the actual baby is there?…
I've not been hammered in the last 4 years cos I know at some point I'll be joined by a child in bed and it's not worth the risk. Truff said Olaf is in with them at night. Bespoke no1 started sleeping #7-7 at about 20 months so we made bespoke no2, who is just short of 22 months now and gives me a shout at 4amShe must be bladdered. Cue post from her in the morning declaring that she was SOBA and is so fresh and hangover free today
Ditto, never of mine sleep a full night. I can’t have more than 2-3 drinks, just not worth it!I've not been hammered in the last 4 years cos I know at some point I'll be joined by a child in bed and it's not worth the risk. Truff said Olaf is in with them at night. Bespoke no1 started sleeping #7-7 at about 20 months so we made bespoke no2, who is just short of 22 months now and gives me a shout at 4ammight see if Truff has any parenting tips.
Well we saw the group text for her 30th on someone’s list phone. Surely she’s aware because she reads here every day.Do we think she’s having a pretend surprise party for her 30th? She’s said she’s now going away with little legs, but keeps saying loads of plannings going on. So is she planning a party for herself and then going to pretend it was a surprise party for the gram
I bet she breathes her rancid breath made up of stale twirls, coffee and 5 tonnes of her daily garlic so olive passes out.I've not been hammered in the last 4 years cos I know at some point I'll be joined by a child in bed and it's not worth the risk. Truff said Olaf is in with them at night. Bespoke no1 started sleeping #7-7 at about 20 months so we made bespoke no2, who is just short of 22 months now and gives me a shout at 4ammight see if Truff has any parenting tips.
And she DEFO doesn’t wash her hands after she has been for a pee!I bet she breathes her rancid breath made up of stale twirls, coffee and 5 tonnes of her daily garlic so olive passes out.
I can’t describe it but she just looks like one of those people whose breath just fucking stinks and her hands are constantly sticky/dirty
I bet he wishes he wasIs delo still up the mountain?
And Daniella Westbrook both big fans of the BurbsShe’s full on Letitia Dean/Kerry Katona/Jade Goody all in one isn’t she
She’s come up with a new nickname for herself. strawberry moose
Above her top lip it’s just smooth no cupids bow is that what it’s calledDelo is a lucky man isn’t he
Needs a good wash giWhy is her skin always so dry and chalkyshe needs a good moisturiser
She’ll ruin her skin barrier with that Lumi Spa too. Just invest in a good fucking skin routine instead KHMWhy is her skin always so dry and chalkyshe needs a good moisturiser
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