Katie Hayes #125 My Vag-ina has just made the Windows shutdown noise. The Delo Effect

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Flowers60

theprgirl said:
That looks like some sort of contraption that she uses on Dello to stop him from leaving the house!
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So her ‘daddy diy’ couldn’t have put this together for Olive himself? Also, aren’t these usually for younger kids, and they can still use them while they’re bigger, rather than for an 18month old who can already walk and play the guitar and panel straighter than her dad?
 
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Narnachops01

What the fuck is Olive doing with a sensory board? Is she fucking all together illiterate? I thought sensory was from about 4/5 months until till about 12. I might be wrong but I would be using dolls, prams, kitchen and utensils etc, not a sensory board. I beg she’s begged that with her Troll tales.

Bar And Grill haven’t replied to me. I will give it 24 hours since I sent the last one and e-mail them again.
 
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Delstar

When my bespokes were young they had age appropriate sensory toys, not a board full of ironmongery Not sure what it's meant to teach her? How to break in to houses maybe? Who the hell buys, or begs, for a sensory board made on the back of a B&Q kitchen door, using an item from every aisle in said B&Q?!
Not to mention the fact that it certainly won't be CE marked, therefore the maker is breaking the law, and it's definitely not appropriate for a kid to be playing with!
 
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Averagejoex

SCREAMING why is olive dressed like a 90s boy band member

Also that lock with the chain screams jammed fingers to me.
 
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Dantee

Imagine dressing your child in a summer outfit for a child’s party, then 2 days later in full winter gear.
Am I missing something, is it colder now than it was Saturday?
why are we now dressing up warm?

olive doesn’t know if she’s coming or going

a kids party is a lovely time to get a little girls best dress on and make her look cute etc
Can’t believe she walked her out the front door like that, if that’s not a sign that she’s absolutely brain dead, then I don’t know what is.
 
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Guyyyyyzzzzzz

Quarrantinemadness said:
Now having any bespokes I don’t really know much about kids, but I do know that people always talk about the importance of good shoes for young ones. Is this still the case? If so Oluv’s feet have no chance
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Always the case troll!

Poor child looks like she’s about to do some door to door sales.
 
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Abongo

Cheddar Chalpupa said:
Smashing life girl. Go buy yourself something pretty!

PS Truff favorite meal is not one word, you missed the space out hon.
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That’s what I came on to write must have hired the “applicaton” mitt person for this. Must be cheaper due to the dippyness!
 
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gigi_93

You know that episode of friends where one of them says to Rachel about her baby “do you ever worry that she’s going to get your real nose”…well. Yeah
 
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UserBums1234

Averagejoex said:
SCREAMING why is olive dressed like a 90s boy band member

Also that lock with the chain screams jammed fingers to me.
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Didn’t someone mention something about the boy band A1 yesterday?
Tattle; giving Truff inspiration since 2018
 
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eskimopie

She’s a bit too old for a sensory board like but hey, it’s free!
Her house must be overrun with absolute shite! No wonder she can’t stay in. The whole house must feel chaotic and claustrophobic
 
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OkTinkerbell

bbvf said:
Trolls. I cannot. Words fail me.
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Wow, some people really will try and sell (or in this case gift) any old shite won’t they?!

It’s like she sent her fella out to the shed to see what was knocking around in there that she could get rid of. It’s just missing a tube of silicone sealant and a few rusty screws.
 
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