Katie Hayes #125 My Vag-ina has just made the Windows shutdown noise. The Delo Effect

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She's back in a coffee shop with Oluv !!!!
Baby class and coffee shop !!
She's got FUCK ALL going on !! Mustn't have no parcels to open !!
Super Super busy week , so many exciting projects
I bet she wishes she was still in 2017

Congratulations troll

Congrats girl!

Start squeezing your Tyre Tit juice out as soon as you can, make sure you show everyone on your socials, make sure to carry syringes of it incase you bump into your neighbours on the front
Bump in to turn neighbours on in the front I’m dead
 
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Ah congratulations. Wishing you a healthy Pregnancy
Are you finding out wether it’s a boy or girl car seat or……?
 
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congratulations fellow troll momma, don’t forget to buy the Clarke shoes for your bespoke for when they are born. My bespoke has just turned 3 months and she’s already size mens 11. They grow up so fast
 
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Congratulations troll We will arrange a garden rave for when your bespoke is 9 days old. Don’t forget the car seat!
 
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I can imagine Thursdays do feel like a Friday when you are unemployed!
 
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Congrats troll. Make sure your photoshopping skills are up to standard to achieve that wonky hospital curtain effect. May your birth story be full of lies and glaring inconsistencies to the point where you have to delete it 3 days after posting it because you spoke so much shite. Get IAM MIDWIFE and I AM HEALTH VISITOR on speed dial so they can ‘text’ you when you take your manifested bespoke to Dubai in the middle of a pandemic and let her burn to a crisp.

In all seriousness - many congratulations
 
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I hope you’ve booked your flights to Dubai so salt bae can manhandle the bespoke while it screams
 
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Come to think of it - where is Max?

Haven’t seen him since he took one for the team and pissed/shit in Truff’s make up room.

Is he locked in the black shed of doom? Has he finally escaped back to his real mum?

Max if you can read this and need saving - type 3 paw prints and we will storm Casa Del Brown Shark to save you.

#whereismax
#justiceformax
#readthewiki

Every single outfit is horrendous but why is she wearing a full length bin bag as a coat?
Reminds me of the weird kid at school who would try and hang out with the goths, but even creeped them out.

We had one at my school with the exact same coat. He drew a pentagram on the playground and put a dead rabbit in the middle.

Fucking fuming, me and my goth pals all got the blame for it.
 
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Congrats to you and your family! DM Fat tits for a lend of her shit flickers and the sequin kaftan if you decide to have a baby shower sure she'll have febrezed it
 
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View attachment 1003110 I can imagine Thursdays do feel like a Friday when you are unemployed!
Every day is a Friday when you are unemployed

Congrats Troll . I hope you have your Baby of Honour lined up

Best get bumming off small businesses
 
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