Kate King

[Don’tStart]

My bet is on a Val led conspiracy to get Ar'Kate offline... fellow conspirators include Muggins, Steve, Henry's real family and the owners of local independent coffee shops.

Murder on the Orient Express style. I like it! Don’t forget Bob and Judith who’ve both wanted to settle a score with Kate for a long time, after she scored 21 shots against them in bowls. Kate’s made a lot of enemies.

 

[Don’tStart]

I think this is Val's doing. She's still reeling from that forceps birth 24 years later.

I can remember someone saying “If I had a forceps birth like Val and the baby turned out to be Kate, I’d be fucking evil too” and it had me in stitches

she’s active on snapchat and she replies super quick if you reply to her story lol

Ask her if she’s planning on setting another TikTok account up as her fans are experiencing withdrawal symptoms. We need to know how she’s placed in her photo competitions. We need to know which independent coffee shops’ reputations she’s tarnished.
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Thank you to those who gave me the idea to block the other Kate Kings on Twitter so I can streamline all the other Tweets made about her. Kate getting catty at a charity event? Is it possible this man’s ex girlfriend is Henry’s other granddaughter?

 

[gimm3more]

She is the most unintentionally person on TikTok, she’s iconic

Anyone know any more details about the couple who took Katie in and turned her against Val and Mick?

I’m sure she said they were a couple from a church!!

 

[knivesnflowers]

see her all over gay twitter and still don't have a fucking clue who she is other than she unpacks her weekly shop on youtube?? good for you ig hun xx

 

[S4buk]

What was mugginsgate?

 

[ranchdistressing]

We need to think of a list of songs which have fairly innocuous names and seem tame but are actually filthy

The original version of Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels by Todrick Hall....one of the few songs out there that drops the C bomb.

 

[Deeznutslol]

She’s live on TikTok as I’m typing this, slagging off the bowls club and dishing the dirt on when she got the sack . It’s all very dramatic. When her dad heard the news, he cleared out his locker at the bowls club and refused to play there, ever again. Apparently he left Kate at the club, whilst he went home to gently break the news to Val that she got the sack. Val apparently stormed up the bowls club and rescued Kate from Muggins’ grip. Kate was told she was incompetent and technologically-unable. This has left Kate emotionally scarred causing her to stop going to the bowls club… for a month.

In all seriousness, I did feel sorry for her when she was talking about why she doesn’t have a job and why she took getting sacked from the bowls club so personally. She said she’s limited to a certain amount of jobs she can do due to her cerebral palsy, and there’s only so many employers who are disability-confident. The job at the bowls club was perfect for her, but there’s still so many skills required for a receptionist-type role that she lacks. She seems a nice girl, and can talk a lot of sense but she needs to be given a chance by someone.

Whsts her tiktok account?

 

[rubysdeadfly]

I'm having withdrawals and watching back some old videos and I can't cope with her saying bliblical instead of biblical

stop that do I know you because I was literally talking about my bf to her saying this yesterday, it was in on of her names videos and she kept saying that and uddystand instead of understand

 

[vaguelyryo]

Wtf is she a big creator with lots of followers or is she just some random lady who Kate has come across on tiktok and become obsessed with?

they have 11k which to be fair is a fairly big following but all her content is basically just thirst traps which is why i found it so funny

 

[yellowboat]

Has she disappeared?! I can’t find her on TikTok or insta?!

 

[sillysausagesizzle]

I know. It's very depressing and even more so that every time I look for Kate King updates on twitter there's nothing to be found besides an Australian escort called Kate King posing in her pants. This is the moral filth that Val warned us about

Hahahaha that Australian escort seems to be in a different Aussie city every day - Aylesbury Kate king could never fit that in her busy schedule. I also get a Dr Kate King too when I search her name on twitter

 

[Deeznutslol]

Listening to her show for the first time in a long time to see if her rage makes it on the airwaves

How do I listen to it?

Also where did she say that grandad was a burden

 

[inyo]

I remember as a kid there was someone with cerebral palsy who worked on the checkouts in Sainsbury's. Kate would be good at that since it involves a lot of small talk and dealing mostly with older customers since everyone else uses self-service. Even though she's terrible at maths she would just need to enter how much money a cash-paying customer has given her on the till and it will tell her how much change to give.

 

[Hann98]

“Grandad” passed away this afternoon

 

[orlyb1310]

So intrigued by this patronising, passive aggressive womanwhat did they say about the brilliant Paul O’Grady?

 

[laylamich_]

She has an odd relationship with food and over exercising. I think she wants to stay ‘small’ as much as possible tbh.

I was thinking for somebody trying to gain weight all the added excercise she does isn’t going to help much

 

[Delia Smith]

She seems very chirpy today

 

[Proseccopals]

I need to know what Henry’s actual family think of all this weirdness

I want to know if Kate’s been left anything in the will.
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The relationship seems to have intensified at some point last year because I watched an old video of hers a few days ago from 2021 where she just called him Henry, and that was when she already knew him for over a year. After uncovering all these past fake grandparents it's pretty likely that it was initiated by her, and being 90 years old he just went along with it because he probably couldn't be arsed not to

Omg can you remember what video it was?

 

[heretospillthetea123]

IVE FOUND MY PEOPLE!
had to do a double take when I saw the name but I’ve been a fan since 2014

 

[Don’tStart]

How has this work of art bypassed us all?