Kate King

[inyo]

I was trying to find an edit someone made of Kate and came across this. It’s pretty brutal and presumably by people who bullied her in school.

I feel like therapy would really help her deal with any trauma from school and help her get over her fear of people in their 20s.

 

[Geetbo]

I want to know which war criminal cuts her fringe.

 

[sillysausagesizzle]

My Kate quote of the day is ‘how the crunchy have we made it through another week?’ what does that even mean????

 

[NomDeGuerre]

I am in the office and absolutely DYING at this. Pure Kate King.

The old couple in the background trying to work out what is going on is ending me.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Why enter in a category called ‘trains and train travel’ if you don’t like trains?
Question 2: Why lie? That photo has clearly been taken by someone else

 

[sillysausagesizzle]

Her latest tik tok has me howling. Wishing some bloke a happy 90th birthday - apparently him and his wife wrote to Kate after listening to her radio show and asked to be her friend??? She’s an absolute pensioner magnet isn’t she?!

 

[rubysdeadfly]

ike the one time she lied on IG live saying she had a sister then had to apologise (or something like that).

when she got kicked out of fb photo competitions because she used a photo of the moon from google lmao lest we forget

 

[hogwartsdropout]

I can’t believe how starved of Kate King content I am. No weekly radio chaos anymore, no tiktok dramas, no GDPR breaching tiktok conversations about OAPs, no grocery hauls or YouTube videos, no arguments on instagram stories. Nothing but food diaries.

 

[Don’tStart]

We bring you an important announcement from Shirley Carter’s Pussy.



Whose going to volunteer themselves to be there to represent Tattle? I would but I don’t think I’d be able to sit in a church alongside as Valcna without reciting her moral filth monologue.

 

[hogwartsdropout]

I’m shaking at this revelation

 

[inyo]

Personally Uncle Gordon is my favourite supporting character. The pure venom when she would spit out "Don't tell Uncle Gordon I like these or he'll buy 100 packets" in the grocery hauls was always a highlight.

 

[queencarmen]

i cant remember if it was on here or twitter but i nearly pissed myself laughing at a screenshot of kate commenting "do you have any grandchildren?" on an old man's tiktok live and someone else saying she moves on quick

 

[hogwartsdropout]

Is this her? We follow each other but it says account banned…

she just said on her IG it got hacked and then suspended lmao. I bet her password was grandad or costacoffee allowing her to be hacked whilst on live

 

[Geetbo]

She's like a weird hybrid of a 4 year old and a 90 year old.

 

[Don’tStart]

I’m in tears “What do you think?”

Credit to some comedy genius on Twitter

 

[friedeggontoast]

I love her lies so much

 

[hogwartsdropout]

Dying

 

[Geetbo]

She definitely used to give grandad a rub and tug.

 

[hellogoodbyex]

She talks about grandad like she’s lost her husband of 40+ years, not someone who she knew for 3 years. Ok they were clearly close but she seems to have latched onto him and mirrors the behaviour of the OAP couples she hangs around with like “bob and Judith” it’s bizzare

 

[meredgrave]

What was mugginsgate?

Do add in or correct me if I'm wrong, people, but I think the below is how it went (?) ...

Basically, Kate had a trial period as Deputy Manager of Foxhill Indoor Bowls Club last year, where she regularly plays bowls. It didn't go well and ended up with Kate either being sacked or the trial period not being converted into a permanent job - we've heard both 'versions' cited, but either way it ended with Kate having no employment prospect there.

Anyhow, one of her Twitter fans rang up the Bowls Club after Kate had revealed her 'sacking' on social media, posing as a journalist to get the inside gossip. The manager promptly dishes the dirt, and basically says Kate was a mix of incompetent, lazy and useless. The term 'Muggins' comes from the manager sarcastically saying during the call "And I had to work on the Friday, because Muggins here had to come in to cover," about himself needing to cover for Kate, who'd left it with very little notice to say she wasn't available on a Friday.

There's also an element of Val/Mick/Mike 'betrayal', as they were exposed slating Kate's work ethic. My favourite bit was Mick/Mike saying Kate never lifts a finger to help at home.