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inyo

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Sorry if this is a stupid question but why is his funeral only happening now???
Yeah, it's really weird. She mentioned he's being cremated so I assume they had to wait to get a slot or whatever it's called.
Does anyone know why she picks the most bloody obscure songs for requests?

Just seen someone request something from Take That and she's chose "Spin".

Has anyone even heard that song before?
Surely a radio show should be playing popular hits, not B side/album tracks that next to no one cares for? Who is asleep at the wheel in the SMHR archive department?
She said something last week about how listeners to the show apparently listen to the radio all day every day (I promise you Kate that gay men do not do that) and want to hear something different for a change. But of course Ar Kate is being as consistent as ever because when someone requested Ariana Grande this morning she selected that little known, obscure album track Thank U Next, and it doesn't stop her playing the same 1960s/1970s #1s week in week out.
 
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Oh I’ve found my people 😂😂😂 I spend too much time laughing at memes of her on twitter.

I used to feel sorry for her. But now I think I feel indifferent? Her rant on tiktok about her not being able to get a job cause she only wants to work in radio and doesn’t have the qualifications. What the fuck is she planning on doing with her life? Does she even have her own bank account or money? It’s all so bizarre. Her mum and dad are hardly spring chickens, what is she going to do when they die? Live off inheritance?

I do think she doesn’t live in the real world and needs a bit of guidance but she’s that spoilt and lives such an insular life I honestly think there’d be no getting through to her 😂
 
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zeroess

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'young farm animals' and she sends a giraffe 😭 😭 😭
Oh my god! I misread her post as zoo animals (because common fucking sense filled in the gaps!) and wondered why she was going on about it being a 'risk it for a biscuit' choice. She is incredible. You couldn't write her.
 
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inyo

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We're very popular x



Also I was going to post something along these lines but thought it might be a bit harsh. But if I were basically unemployable and still sponging off my parents then I wouldn't be going on Instagram saying I'm not changing who I am

 
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Delia Smith

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I never understand why she does these happy birthday posts on Instagram and TikTok to people aged 80+. It's not like they're going to see it.

She says seeing the colour yellow makes her eyes hurt but almost the entire downstairs of her house is painted yellow? 😭

That wall colour will be Val's doing then!
 
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hogwartsdropout

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she’s at it again with thanking a business on instagram and tiktok for sending her a book that she ordered 🥲 she said they ‘kindly sent it her’… well it would be pretty unkind if she made an order and they just never sent it out LOL
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I love that she says her mum is difficult to buy for because she's not sporty or musical as those are the only things you can gift people. We know from before though that Kate has said she'd love to gift her parents a baby because they really want to be grandparents. Now that would be an interesting IG post...
 
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NomDeGuerre

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I can’t believe I’ve only just found this thread.

Her updates were genuinely the highlight of my pandemic.

She’s like something out of the League of Gentlemen.
 
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Hann98

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Why are her mum and dad allowing her to broadcast this? I don’t wanna be insensitive but she made out he had died weeks ago? I know what it’s like to loose a grandad and it destroyed me but I wouldn’t post a video crying then whack it on tiktok
 
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inyo

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This is cracking me up. The venom in Val’s snarl to Kate is so funny. The fact she’s sad it makes me think Kate has gobbed on many cakes before but I’m not surprised. I’ve noticed she has clumps of spit bubbles stuck to her mouth when she goes on video rants.

I can't stop laughing. eVal definitely implied she always spits on the cake on purpose to embarrass Kate given she was the one recording. Then the candle falling and another snarky comment, on her damn birthday too 😭
 
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hogwartsdropout

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I’m obsessed with how Kate doing the bare minimum and uploading any random picture she can find gets her the lowest scores. Who would’ve thought?? You dare not say anything though because she’ll bite at you saying she’s got a photography qualification.

It’s classic Kate though through and through because she’s lazy. High end photography, especially nature ones which she seems to mostly do, requires a LOT of patience. You have to find the spots, you have to wait for certain things eg lighting or the animals, you have to know what makes a photo good etc not to mention people aren’t taking photos on their crusty old phone like she does. So when she says on her tiktok I don’t know what else to do, maybe she should try a bit harder? Uploading your years old photos doesn’t cut it but she doesn’t seem to have an interest in doing anything about it. I’ve seen her post this stuff all year now with the same dreadful scores.
 
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hogwartsdropout

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Christ no. I couldn’t think of anything worse than Kate working in a lawyers office. How many people would end up getting arrested for bigamy because shes forgotten to file their divorce papers properly?
but it would be the perfect grandad hunting ground for her. Think of all the widows Kate!
 
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inyo

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This Barbie is very grateful to World of Books Ltd. (based in West Sussex) for sending her her order
 
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inyo

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I mean it's certainly from above.

Is Val trying to kill this poor girl with these tomatoes?

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Don’tStart

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I don't wish her any harm but I also don't think Kate is a particularly nice person. She's so snappy and sarcastic all the time and it's a bit grating to be honest.
I think she’s very much a product of the environment which she’s grown up in. I think her being quite sarcy is her way of feeling grown up probably because she’s trying to emulate the behaviours of her parents and their friends. She has mainly spent her time around old people considering both her parents are in their 60s/70s, and hasn’t got any family relatives who are roughly the same age as her. I don’t think her parents dragging her to church, the bowls club and the latest Zumba and aqua-aerobics classes round Aylesbury has helped matters.

Ultimately I think the way she expresses herself is perfectly fine. It’s nice to see someone whose young having an eccentric personality but she needs to stop taking herself too seriously. The only reason Rylan has become aware of her is through the memes generated by her onlookers on Twitter, not because of her Tuesday night radio show where she plays Billy Ocean on a continuous loop.
 
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