Kate King

[Geetbo]

Can’t wait for tomorrows announcement that she’s quit the bowls team.

 

[Don’tStart]

We need to plant the idea in Kates head, there must be some way of getting them to collab

Someone needs to tell Kate, Chelsea Lee Art is a singer from the ‘60s, known for her smash hit single “Don’t forget your roots” who now is a shareholder in Music Magpie and is passionate about Aqua-aerobics and I’m sure she’ll be fawning all over the idea of collabing with CLA

 

[Kat5998]

I’m crying

 

[Deeznutslol]

Morning guys, happy kate day everyone

also why does she never give the answers to these questions she chores from tipping point?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I know she’s an adult in the eyes of the law anyway but I don’t understand her parents. They seem to have shielded her from things that would of helped her such as mixing with her own age group and having independence but have allowed her to open herself up to all sorts online. It does feel more the case of laughing at her than with her. You’ll have to have a thick skin and have the smarts to survive online and make a ‘career’ out of it and unfortunately I don’t think Kate has either.

 

[inyo]

Obsessed that the last time the Kings redecorated any room in their house was 2003

The early 2000s B&Q light fixture, MFI wardrobe, and children's curtains at the age of 24?

 

[inyo]

"It's Kelly Clarkson with something that people might call me... Miss Independent"

 

[Geetbo]

When she says it’s Val’s first birthday without “grandad” I feel like she’s trying to imply that he was Val’s dad. Why would Val be that arsed that Kate’s 90 year old bowls club friend/lover isn’t here anymore for her birthday, when her own best friend died a few months ago?

I want to know Val's reaction to the poundland book as a gift.

At least it's not a 4th hand CD from music magpie though.

 

[queencarmen]

never in a million years did i think this girl had a tattle thread, i see her all over twitter as a joke LOOL cant wait to catch up x

 

[DozyWebster]

Obsessed that the last time the Kings redecorated any room in their house was 2003

The early 2000s B&Q light fixture, MFI wardrobe, and children's curtains at the age of 24?

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imagine if their house was up for sale - it would go viral due to the early 2000’s deco.

 

[Delia Smith]

I don't wish her any harm but I also don't think Kate is a particularly nice person. She's so snappy and sarcastic all the time and it's a bit grating to be honest.

 

[sillysausagesizzle]

How does one get suspended from a radio show that probably averages 100 listeners?

 

[Don’tStart]

She’s live on TikTok as I’m typing this, slagging off the bowls club and dishing the dirt on when she got the sack . It’s all very dramatic. When her dad heard the news, he cleared out his locker at the bowls club and refused to play there, ever again. Apparently he left Kate at the club, whilst he went home to gently break the news to Val that she got the sack. Val apparently stormed up the bowls club and rescued Kate from Muggins’ grip. Kate was told she was incompetent and technologically-unable. This has left Kate emotionally scarred causing her to stop going to the bowls club… for a month.

In all seriousness, I did feel sorry for her when she was talking about why she doesn’t have a job and why she took getting sacked from the bowls club so personally. She said she’s limited to a certain amount of jobs she can do due to her cerebral palsy, and there’s only so many employers who are disability-confident. The job at the bowls club was perfect for her, but there’s still so many skills required for a receptionist-type role that she lacks. She seems a nice girl, and can talk a lot of sense but she needs to be given a chance by someone.

 

[Geetbo]

“Just to be clear I NEVER had diarrhoea”


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Is it her actual dad or just a pensioner she met down Aldi? Who knows.

 

[gimm3more]

She's played notable mothers in Ted Lasso and Succession, but now Dame Harriet Walter takes on her new role as Val "Valcna" King in the inevitable Kate King biopic...

Squashing moral filth and controlling Ar'Kate in a cinema near you soon!

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Feel like Sheridan Smith needs to appear in the biopic somewhere

 

[inyo]

Eager to find out how this one ranks

 

[inyo]

Kate King #2 Get rid of all moral filth and the evil that is so prevalent

(if we ever make it of course <3)

 

[inyo]

The fact she can barely concentrate on the crisps bracket because she’s too busy listening in and can’t even hide it

Also the elderly couple behind her keep watching her and pointing at her. Perhaps they were there for the new “grandparents” auditions

 

[Geetbo]

I hope there's been drama at the bowls club and Ann dumped a vat of boiling jam on Kate's head.

 

[Deeznutslol]

What I would give to see a rave thread set up on here for this Twitter account

Has anyone see their latest post about the coronation ? Someone called Mandy has tagged the met police

I’ve just seen a video on TikTok of a minor car crash in and around the Aylesbury area, and it’s just made me realise how we’ve been deprived of Kate King driving content. I need video evidence that she’s actually allowed on the road because I simply can’t imagine her behind the wheel of a car.

Just saw it and I’m actually crying lmfao, my favourite thing is when random boomers stumble across the account and think it’s deadly serious