Kate King

[rubysdeadfly]

what do you think tipped her off it was a smartie and not a mini egg? call me a detective but personally the packaging saying smartie is what tipped me off

 

[rubysdeadfly]

Ann is the real victim in all of this imagine some random girl talks shit (pun not intended) about your jam twice online

 

[Don’tStart]

 

[Deeznutslol]

That Shirley account kills me

Same omg. It’s genuinely one of my favourite accounts on twitter, I’ve followed it for about 3 years now and it has provided me with daily laughs lmao

 

[vaguelyryo]

a very swift change in tone as predicted here

also I’d be offended if a picture of me ranked so low lmao. she said in the comments that she used a tripod but I don’t know how she genuinely thinks she’s fooling anyone

 

[inyo]

 

[Don’tStart]

Straight to Costa Coffee's coffers, methinks

Medium and extra hot, with twooo sugars on the top

 

[inyo]

01296 33 1575 to request, or you can email [email protected]
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She kills me every damn time with her obscure placings in these competitions, why does she keep entering them

This has to be her lowest ranking yet.

The broken heart emoji took me out I'm sorry

 

[Don’tStart]

Ffs Omg hahahaha

Same omg. It’s genuinely one of my favourite accounts on twitter, I’ve followed it for about 3 years now and it has provided me with daily laughs lmao

What I would give to see a rave thread set up on here for this Twitter account

Has anyone see their latest post about the coronation ? Someone called Mandy has tagged the met police

I’ve just seen a video on TikTok of a minor car crash in and around the Aylesbury area, and it’s just made me realise how we’ve been deprived of Kate King driving content. I need video evidence that she’s actually allowed on the road because I simply can’t imagine her behind the wheel of a car.

 

[Don’tStart]

She talks about grandad like she’s lost her husband of 40+ years, not someone who she knew for 3 years. Ok they were clearly close but she seems to have latched onto him and mirrors the behaviour of the OAP couples she hangs around with like “bob and Judith” it’s bizzare

I love the fact Bob and Judith are like a pair of sitcom characters that we never see. For some reason this is who I envisage when she talks about Bob and Judith

 

[ranchdistressing]

She's made her Tiktok private...boooo!

Not trying to be an armchair psychologist, but I'm convinced she's on the spectrum with a massive portion of pathological demand avoidance mixed in there.

 

[Don’tStart]

She’s gonna be in big trouble tonight if she actually plays Teenagers . Either that or she’ll cause half of Stoke Mandeville’s patients to suffer heart palpitations.

How do we listen to this station? I need to know if the song will actually make the airwaves

It’s because she can relate to the lyrics so much, teenagers scare the shit out of ar Kate

Ar Kate’s reaction when the under 25’s infiltrate the bowls club, mistaking it for a youth club:

 

[hogwartsdropout]

Anyone else notice that she turns into a Brummie when she gets angry? I love that each of her emotions seems to have a different voice. My fave is when she does the Rylan impression and makes that teeth sucking in sound and big smile he does.

Edit: found a video

 

[rubysdeadfly]

Omg, a Kate King thread - love it.

One quick Q for the group... what happened to that 40-odd year old fella she went on a date or two with at the start of the year? Matt, I think? Seemingly vanished after just a few weeks if that?

broke up with him because he cant drive and only has thursdays off and she wants thursdays to be a kate day so didnt wanna see him on his days off

 

[Deeznutslol]

Sorry but the shirl pussy account on twitter kills me

 

[Deeznutslol]

Off topic but the amount of times Shirley Carters Pussy has now made headlines for rumours that they’ve started is actually ridiculous

 

[vaguelyryo]

co-host Steve just explicitly said that patients at the hospital listen to the radio and can request songs so why would kate lie and say they dont?

 

[rubysdeadfly]

me on a thursday when I'm in the car with my hair down waiting for my dad

 

[hogwartsdropout]

Obsessed with how lazy and low effort she is

 

[inyo]

Ah yes, I can just picture her carrying a tripod around in case the unexpected opportunity came to take a picture of herself (on timer, of course) with a Christmas display.