Kate King

[vaguelyryo]

“if i was your sister and these are the people that are doing this- if i was your sister, and someone else was doing that… to me… and i was your sister”

shes got such a way with words <3
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i hate the face she makes when she thinks she’s saying something profound or being smarter than everyone else. i think i’d actually probably like her if she wasn’t so smug

 

[inyo]

When she says it’s Val’s first birthday without “grandad” I feel like she’s trying to imply that he was Val’s dad. Why would Val be that arsed that Kate’s 90 year old bowls club friend/lover isn’t here anymore for her birthday, when her own best friend died a few months ago?

 

[Geetbo]

When she says it’s Val’s first birthday without “grandad” I feel like she’s trying to imply that he was Val’s dad. Why would Val be that arsed that Kate’s 90 year old bowls club friend/lover isn’t here anymore for her birthday, when her own best friend died a few months ago?

I want to know Val's reaction to the poundland book as a gift.

At least it's not a 4th hand CD from music magpie though.

 

[Don’tStart]

We bring you an important announcement from Shirley Carter’s cat.



Whose going to volunteer themselves to be there to represent Tattle? I would but I don’t think I’d be able to sit in a church alongside as Valcna without reciting her moral filth monologue.

 

[Delia Smith]

Is it at Aylesbury Cathedral ?

 

[Deeznutslol]

Is it at Aylesbury Cathedral ?

Westminster Abbey, I believe x

 

[friedeggontoast]

Finally, I found her menacing monologue. She's a thespian at heart, a modern Shakespeare and a future Raspberry award winning actress.

Kate King to play the next villain in Happy Valley

 

[vaguelyryo]

if by some coincidence someone on here lives near aylesbury... you have to do some investigative journalism at the funeral

 

[inyo]

Now why did Grandad have a LinkedIn profile when he (presumably) retired 30 years ago...
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if by some coincidence someone on here lives near aylesbury... you have to do some investigative journalism at the funeral

Normally I don't live far but I'm at uni at the minute. I've never actually seen Kate in the wild

 

[Don’tStart]

I feel we need to brace ourselves for a big plot twist. I’m thinking something along the lines of Mrs. Wilson but instead of Grandad having multiple wives he’s got multiple grandchildren dotted around Aylesbury and Kate was in fact just one of many.

 

[gimm3more]

I’m not being funny but if he does have biological grandkids then wtf was going on
I’m very lucky all 4 of my grandparents are still alive but I’d be absolutely fuming if some random girl decided to call herself one of their grandchildren and took them on holiday etc. genuinely bizarre behaviour. Her parents are old enough to be grandparents is that not enough for her

 

[Geetbo]

I feel we need to brace ourselves for a big plot twist. I’m thinking something along the lines of Mrs. Wilson but instead of Grandad having multiple wives he’s got multiple grandchildren dotted around Aylesbury and Kate was in fact just one of many.

Or Kate dramatically reveals on SMHR that she is pregnant with Grandads baby.

 

[Facepalm]

It’s how she talks about herself like “WE are not having a good day” it’s I AM NOT HAVING A GOOD DAY FFS!!!

 

[inyo]

It’s how she talks about herself like “WE are not having a good day” it’s I AM NOT HAVING A GOOD DAY FFS!!!

What happens when you're raised in a Tory household I fear

 

[rubysdeadfly]

All this talk of grandads funeral is giving me to flashbacks to my grandmas funeral when some random girl stood at the front of the church sobbing and none of us knew who she was and I fear the same thing is going to happen to Grandads actual family. We all thought it was so weird that someone who didnt know the whole family but clearly knew my grandma would do that

 

[vaguelyryo]

‘a family unit of 4’

WHAT!!! i’m literally flummoxed by whatever arrangement they have going on and the question remains Where the duck is ‘granddad’s actual family and what do they think of this? i mean we’ve already established that kate and her parents don’t have anything to do with the funeral arrangements which suggests there IS someone taking care of it who is actually related to him

 

[Delia Smith]

I need to know what Henry’s actual family think of all this weirdness

 

[inyo]

The relationship seems to have intensified at some point last year because I watched an old video of hers a few days ago from 2021 where she just called him Henry, and that was when she already knew him for over a year. After uncovering all these past fake grandparents it's pretty likely that it was initiated by her, and being 90 years old he just went along with it because he probably couldn't be arsed not to

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I need to know what Henry’s actual family think of all this weirdness

If I was a member of Henry’s family I’d be banning her from the funeral.

 

[Ellee2000]

i think the greatest discovery of my life has been kate king and this thread