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Uppompey

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Of course. And we are all just well jel, obviously.

My money's stil on Mr F having a sexy, curvy new woman. She's started to wear the spray on vileness excessively only in the last six months. She's one of those women who genuinely believe you can never be too thin and thinks it's aspirational. I did get as thin as her once ( unintentionally) and I looked horrific and my hair and skin dried up like hers . I've stayed a healthy weight since.
I am not sure she is really intentionally thin - how could we know? Even if putting on a brave face, break ups are hard. Hard. I don't think it is fair to body shame her or assume that Mr F has a new woman or one who isn't thin. I think she's in real crisis, despite the cheerful appearances.
 
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Vacuous

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A friend of mine is currently in Aldeburgh and has seen her about with her cronies. Loud, braying, orange, skinny and with a fag on the go. And yes, three sheets to wind mostly. Allegedly.
 
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LittleMissOnions

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As someone who has been thro a divorce, I’m so glad forward facing cameras and the likes of Instagram weren’t around at the time. I have no doubt at times I looked and behaved like Kat does. You can be cut out of your old life particularly if your ex is as controlling as mine was. Alcohol became a big feature, it acted as filter and also a reason to socialise.

I don’t drink anymore, I was lucky enough to see the direction my life was heading in and escape the downward spiral, but while you have friends who enable that addiction it’s nigh on impossible, I just hope it’s a stage in her life and she comes out the other side because it’s not enjoyable being in that dark place.
 
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Soapy Dolphin

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"The stylist? Yes, that's the lanky lady with the leather/pleather leggings on repeat, baggy mid-calf wellies and George Galloway's hat. Yes, all in black.
She'll maximise your assets later. (y) No, me neither." 🤷‍♀️
 
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Sooz

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I have never in my life heard anyone bang on about where they live more than she mentions Aldeburgh. Not even the Brighton bores.

I don't give a shit about some random town you live in with a stony beach, Kat, sorry. I have random seaside towns right here. Some with (gasp!) actual sand!

If I see one more contorted/shoulders up by ears/one foot thrown up/stupid fedora pose on that bloody stony beach......

The hilarious thing is that she doesn't even swim. Nor does she have a dog to walk. So theres literally nothing for her to do there except watch telly at home and have pub lunches.
 
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Libertine

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Kat has paired flip flops you wear to wash the sand off your feet at the beach with a leather jacket and stockman’s hat.

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Vacuous

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And what's all the bullshit about how she can't cook or bake? She was always bloody cooking and telling Damsels about it!
Is this another Cool girl thing? In her head. Only boring middle ageds cook and bake. The Cools eat out and buy in. FFS she's as fake as her face.
 
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Isthatso?

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As the child of an alcoholic, alcoholics often do seem ‘off’ rather than drunk. A tiny bit slurry, a tiny bit over the top, a tiny bit over compensating for the alcohol in the blood stream.

I don’t think it’s fair to label her, but I don’t think she’s mentally or physically well. She’s not the person she was 2/3 years ago. Not even a little bit.
 
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Isthatso?

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God I hope (for once!) that the hair is an undeclared freebie. No one with self esteem would put up with that ‘banter’.

My hairdresser left and I had the salon manager do my hair instead. He was also like this, and bitched about his previous client under the guise of humour. I did not return.

My new salon has a safe space policy, you can request silent appointments if chit chat makes you uncomfortable. But twice I’ve ended up chatting to the person next to me, it such a lovely welcoming place and they do a fantastic job on your hair.

Adam Reed is such a misogynistic rude twat. There I’ve said it. Hope he reads it. Dick.
 
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Vacuous

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I thought she's been rather half hearted and clearly half arsed on this cruise compared with the usual drivelly gushing," Hat/room/dried meats/shitter of dreams".
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New title time!!!

Oh Fallen Kat, The Twat in the Hat, a diet of tat, hair dry and flat, who on earth is influenced by THAT?
 
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Isthatso?

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I have a distant relative who is an influencer (she has a thread on Tattle).
She’s famous enough for everyone to know (and make accurate assumptions) her personal life. State of her marriage etc.
Her kids get bullied because of it. Pre Covid she was racking it in, but it’s getting harder now to get the jobs than it once was. It’s the worst of all worlds in my view.
 
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HelenaHandbasket

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Off to the seaside in a pair of tatty old boots. She really has no idea how to dress for a location or occasion any more does she? I mean surely this is the ideal time to be wearing her vile flip flops.

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I spy at least two bottles of wine in her bag. That should see her through a night at least...
 
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Nancy Knows

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She’s tragic. Poor Kat - what a waste of life living through a phone to strangers. Forget that!!! Give me my family, a table full of children and nice cosy home anyday of the week 🙏🏼
 
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Isthatso?

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I think that the combination of older teen kids who are busy with their own lives and Kat’s attitude of ‘I’m actually very important and they’ll be back’ is enough to mean they don’t see each other often.
I also suspect the teens feel Kat was the protagonist in the family being split and that’s why they chose to stay with Mr Farmer. They are possibly not particularly enthusiastic about seeing her, diluting that atmosphere with a friend might help?

There really doesn’t have to be anything particularly dark, teens are quite black and white and moralistic!

Although the car thing is weird, I do think she’s probably lost her license. We’ll see if she starts driving again in a year’s time!

I think the pity party was a bit of a reality check for Kat. She’s seen what she had and she’s blown it up. I do think it was her who threw it all away. I think she’s the type of person where the grass is always greener. Her ego got out of control and she thought she could have a different, more exciting life.

She’s not a fashion blogger anymore. She’s a mess and most of her content is awful and very alcohol heavy.
 
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