Jules Coffey

[Kip]

Over 500 pages!! That’s bigger than some of my Uni textbooks
Agree with what you’re all saying. Ain’t nobody writing stuff down like that anymore

 

[katemess]

All that she’s given them there really is half a piece of toast…

No wonder Hadley is showing binging behaviours already.

 

[Thisisanad]

Can't stand Stephluck also. She overdramatises every situation and posts the stupidest things

Why cant Jules just feed her baby pumpkin, beans, carrots etc. Why does she need to put all of that other suff in it. She is not testable to 95% of mums at all. Who has time to source those ingredients and prepare all of that, most of us have jobs to go to as well.

Poor first time mums seeing her cook all this and thinking it's what they need to feed their baby. Not sure that is inline with the feeding guidelines for allergies - 1 food at a time for 3 times or something along those lines?

 

[yepgoodthanks]

I too am also overwhelmed when I have basic chores to do and meals to prep.. without having to do a full days paid work too.
Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up. This fucking moaning is so tone deaf. No one asked you to make a fucking planner. Or have children and whine in your giant house. Get a fucking grip and take a Valium.

Lol at Jules stressing over chopping up rabbit food for dinner & doing jobs that could've been done over a number of days instead of crammed into a few hours. Hey why don't I get on the 'gram and have a whinge instead, that'll get the jobs ticked off! And she expects people to buy a mindful planner from her when she's panicking about salad. Oookkkkkkk

 

[GeorgieBox]

All jokes aside this woman needs some serious counselling and FAST. Eating those cookies this morning in her pantry, you can see her chest fall and rising as she struggles to regulate her own breathing. Absolutely horrifying that she glorifies the whole “anxious neurotic” but when in actuality it’s so glaringly obvious she’s NOT OK!
Those poor children. How do none of her family or friends watching on tell her to STEP AWAY FROM HER PHONE. I can’t even stalk for laughs anymore, she is very worrying.

It was uncomfortable to watch. Very old school 90s diet culture we’ve all been raised on. The constant attempts to be self deprecating when she has a very comfortable life and seems to show no gratitude for is incredibly grating.

 

[jumble]

Thanks so much for making this! Cannot stand her or her beige house. She’s posted several stories in the last few months of her and the girls going to church. I was definitely surprised!

Yeah the church visits are so random, she’s literally never mentioned it before. I love aspects of their house, and I definitely wouldn’t say no to living there , but yeah it’s all a bit beige for me. I don’t love the kitchen at all. I think that’s what turns me off. I also feel like she’d be a total punish to live with, the kids wouldn’t be allowed to be kids.
I just really wish she’d be more positive with things. My kids so annoying shit too, I don’t want to go onto Instagram and hear about other peoples annoying kids, I want to look at fun things and happy things!

 

[I could size down]

Fuck off with the organic produce.

Only going to offer the baby when she can find organic food.

Just feed your kids properly, don't put your issues into them.

 

[jumble]

My kids would still be hungry after that, it really annoys me when people eat out and don’t just let their kids enjoy the experience too. There are a few people on Instagram who make a point of saying they make their kids eat veggies before they get to share a kids meal.. Why are people so hell bent on controlling everything that goes into their kids mouths? Mine eat a really healthy diet 80/90% of the time, but when we go out for dinner or go to parties, they get to choose what they eat. And on any day, they decide when they’re full. I’d never limit what they can eat, especially at meal times. She really limits their food, the dinners she’s shown are more like what my kids have as snacks, that is not enough for dinner. There’s no fat, carbs or protein to fill them up. It seems she also limits her husbands food too…
It’s obviously a part of her anxiety/ocd/neurosis, but honestly, she needs help if, to feel in control of her life, she needs to control her families eating habits. My husband would not accept this at all.

 

[notgifted]

Why does she keep thinking it’s funny to say her husband is having a mid life crisis, if only these people had a real clue about what goes on in the world.

do I get a birthing encyclopaedia as my prize

No, a special bone broth jelly & a spirulina panna cotta, enjoy!

 

[clickbait queens]

Maybe her girls wouldn’t always be hungry and wanting food as she likes to bang on about, if she actually gave them some protein once in a while

 

[notgifted]

Where did she say she was denying pain relief? I must have missed that

She had stories up late last week or over the weekend about how the baby Cedar has been really unwell, keeping her up all night breastfeeding, Jules getting zero sleep, baby having uncontrollable fevers for days on end, just letting her body do it’s thing - she ended up booking a Dr appointment and turns out the poor wee thing had a series of issues going on that would have been so painful for her and no wonder she wasn’t sleeping.
She didn’t just say I’m not giving her Panadol I don’t think but the way she worded her stories was such that no pharmaceutical had been given when it was clear the kid needed some help.

She seems like the sort that does not believe in it, but I tell you know if that kid was that sick, some nurofen or Panadol would have helped immensely.

I’m sure she sooked about the no sleep even after she knew the diagnoses

 

[Bibbidi Bobley Boo]

It’s a lot of money to spend on a holiday to do exactly what you do at home…

 

[simoneanderscam]

Looks like she is in business class

Hope she had to pay for that other reserved seat

 

[canijustsay]

To be fair, they did Reno a couple of houses before this, and sell them for a good profit. They have worked hard, as annoying as she was for a bit, I can’t deny that watching them from when she first had Emmi, they worked really hard.

She knew when to step away… as problematic as she was with food and the kids. She did know when to stop showing her kids and her life

 

[vanilla latte please]

In her element?? More she’s stoked she’s getting a decent sized meal that she doesn’t have to share that doesn’t consist of salad

 

[justjumpingonhere]

She’s carrying on like she’s being forced to go against her will. Is she trying to get sympathy? Is a single person out there thinking “oh no, poor thing is going on an extended expensive overseas trip I feel so bad for her!” She literally cannot not whine.

 

[Kip]

Not to mention the ones recommended come in tiny tubes and cost an arm and a leg. Regular families can’t afford those. Again with the privilege. Surely any sunscreen is better than none?

 

[BS DETECTOR]

Geeez! Calm down Jules... you haven't sold anything yet

Don’t you know putting up 4 boxes is very hard work 🫣

 

[Lerrrrrrt]

I am overwhelmed just reading her to do list that includes making three different types of dips, tabbouli (very labour intensive), corn fritters and chia pudding ! Tip to Jules, if you are feeling overwhelmed, maybe don’t add a list so long it could be a restaurant menu to your daily chores

 

[Bellowingcow]

Aaah yes, how predictable. Starts posting again when she has something to flog…