Jules Coffey

[jarreth_goblin_king]

It’s all about control, it’s so sad to know just how much those girls are going to have issues with food as they grow

 

[Beakmouth]

She did a post last year noting she wouldn’t be “on socials much”. I guess she has gotten what she wanted from her followers - made sure she had her home birth, got the views. Brought out her stupid “baby bible/journal” & then off she went. I think her product will be a flop & if she isn’t on social media with her presence, she’s doing her business and product no favours. Seems a silly time to “take a break”.

 

[yepgoodthanks]

Guys, not sure if it’s just me being thick, but is her reveal / launch still not a launch? Does she say what the product or service is?
Stop talking in riddles and say what the fuck you are offering

She's literally been banging on for years about how delayed this has all been. Why friggen keep dragging it out? She thinks she's keeping people in suspense but it's just annoying. Go give your baby some panadol and your older daughters a plate each of something to eat that's more than a seaweed cracker.

 

[DaniBFitsHostage]

Wtf is this? A science experiment? Bet the kids love their cod liver gummies 🫣

 

[DoomScroller]

Forgive me for cross posting, but Sez Kearns saying that pregnancy planner thing would make an excellent baby shower gift? Umm. Baby showers are usually right at the end of pregnancy. What good is it then? Even if you gift it to someone, usually people announce at 12/13 weeks so you’ve missed 1/3 of their pregnancy. This is not a good gift.

Classic Sez… always months behind!

 

[justjumpingonhere]

Why is Jules going on about how she’s all packed and organised and is now taking everything out of the bags to show everyone what’s in there

I couldn’t cope with the 75 stories all day saying “I’ll show you what I’ve packed” and then she’d go off on a tangent for another bunch of stories and not show. Then two hours later “I’m show you what I’ve packed” and then not show again. She dragged it out like it was the announcement of her baby’s name again it’s just packed bags ffs no one cares

 

[jumble]

What does her husband do?

He works in corporate finance, has his own company that he seemed to only start up when Emmi was a baby. They definitely didn’t have *much* money when she was a baby, it really only seems the last two or three years.. which is why they scream new money.

 

[ellobird]

So she’s complaining about the things we all have to do. Work, keep a house running & raise our kids. Maybe she should have either had one less kid or not started a business with a young baby??!

 

[makeitstop]

JFC get off your high horse you cruel woman, I really hate how she is setting those girls up for a lifetime of food related issues.

 

[Alice Smith]

That post is greenwashing and indicates the account does not understand the terms “chemical” (everything is a chemical) and “toxic”. It’s anti science nonsense. The account is run by a nutritionist, not an expert.

If you follow LBD she shared a post that about this sunscreen post today. It was very interesting to watch. And Maybe old Jules should have a look at it

Uh oh. Lauren Dubois coming in hot to debunk that exact post. Look out Jules!

We must have posted at the same time

 

[justjumpingonhere]

If your trip is too exhausting, packing up everything and canceling and flying home wouldn’t be the answer to me. I’d just stop, chill out. Just have some lazy days until it’s time to go home. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of anyone literally giving up on their dream holiday like this.

 

[unhinched]

I’m still convinced Jules had a third baby for Instagram. Her holier than thou attitude to birth (home birth), & now solids.

She used to be so relatable when she had Emmi. What happened to her!?!?

Money.

 

[mochamondays]

I made my kids pancakes for dinner tonight. She should try it sometime. They thought I was awesome and I added fruit to make sure they had something that resembled healthy on their plate

 

[yepgoodthanks]

Hope the sale of your hippy "the only way to have a positive birth is to birth at home at 42 weeks" book is a sellout Jules! I'd be wary buying anything from someone who calls an 11 month old a newborn. Gosh she's an insufferable whinging idiot!

 

[scummyinfluxencer]

How extremely anticlimactic

almost like Jules herself

 

[tika]

Cutting their holiday short because it's just all too hard, but never fear, they are planning BIG holiday in 3 years. Money is not in short supply for these muppets!

 

[Jasper19690]

Imagine starting a business and then going on holidays numerous times before Xmas.
Her business is not going to last long at this rate

 

[Thod]

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Jules commented on Sarah kearns new reel on instagram last night from her private account, so after her doing a high and mighty post about stepping away from social media and being more present she’s actually just full of shit! Why not just say we want a more private life and I’ll still be on socials but only from my private account posting to family and friends

Jules Coffey is the least body positive person in history. All her posts were virtue signalling about organic and " healthy" food. I also remember her pranking her dad and telling him they were getting maccas. He literally looked like he was going to vomit.

The fear of fat runs way deep for her

 

[GeorgieBox]

Thank goodness they’re “grass fed and preservative free” sausages. I was so worried for a minute that they were beef sausages from Woolies.

So free of preservatives she caught the cow herself!

could she be any more pretentious?

 

[simoneanderscam]

I’ve noticed her always calling the baby CeCe instead of Cedar. Maybe she has now realised what a stupid name choice it was