Jules Coffey

[ellobird]

Not Jules crying into her phone about her launch tonight… already eyerolling hard and we don’t know what the product is! Notice she managed to insert it into her weird nursery maternity shoot though!

 

[Beakmouth]

Jules do yourself and family a favour by getting some professional help. Your constant whining is not normal.

Yeah, such a battler. Poor Jules in Europe who flew business class to get there.

 

[yepgoodthanks]

This is going straight in the bin & we all know it.

It's not organic, nut free, spelt, dairy free, grain fed, free range, gluten free, $200/g so yep, straight in the bin for Hads to find in the morning for her daily Hadley food shaming post!

 

[GeorgieBox]

The I’m so anxious and neurotic about keeping my house tidy but totally not bothered with the fact my kid needed to go to an ED… love, your priorities are fucking wack. Stop worrying about party food because you’re creating kids with lifelong food issues. Give your other child Panadol with a fever and keep fluids up. That simple.

Edited: the whole your mindful mama business- I’m not sure you’re the best mindful person to take advice from considering you shit on western medicine and are beyond neurotic about bullshit things. Definitely not free loving hippy shit

 

[Jasper19690]

And it seems she has only self diagnosed it. It doesn't seem she has taken the child to the doctors to confirm her 'diagnosis'.
Don't forget she also had a whinge about missing cocktail drinks on Friday night, I assume because the child has HF and M. The child is sick but she is complaining because she will miss Friday night drinks. She has a husband who can look after the sick child so she can go to drinks on Friday night, why does she have to miss it because the child is sick. Another excuse to whinge about her privileged life. She doesn't even work. There are single mothers out there who never have Friday night drinks because they are working and looking after kids with no husband to help.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

its freaking huge! who wants a 500 page brick to lug around documenting things an app can tell you? Why isn’t it an app with a smaller notebook for journaling/bump photos? Clearly targeting first time Mums as well, ain’t nobody got time for that in subsequent pregnancies, it’s a struggle to remember how many weeks pregnant you are when you’ve got other kids to care for!

It’s HUGE! It’s like she took several separate products that were on the market and thought why not smush them all together? Once you’ve had the baby and you want to look back at your memories, do you really want all that pregnancy info too? Also for a subsequent pregnancy, you buy a whole new journal even though all the info is the same? Agree that it could have been split between electronic and a nice journal.

 

[ellobird]

Back home and complaining about the baby wanting snacks, SHE MUST BE HUNGRY JULES! My son didn’t start opening cupboards looking for snacks til he was 2

 

[BS DETECTOR]

Why is this woman so obsessed with food? Literally brings it up constantly. I’ve seen her in real life she is super thin but not in a fit way in a depressive old hag way. She has no muscle tone at all. I can’t believe they cut that trip short. Something many of us could only dream to do (difficult or not with kids) I do think they’d have better off been waiting 5 years and doing it or stopping at 2 kids.. she has made any baby fever I may have had disappear with all the whinging. I would rather eat my own arm then have another whinging no sleep baby.

 

[Thatsmeinthecorner]

For the Love of God get a Nanny or a cleaner or some help then. But stop your whining..

 

[Jasper19690]

It’s definitely the way she describes things, she always goes 10 steps too far. She had a plant that was struggling, so she put it next to a window and watered it, but her description was that she gave it ‘filtered light’. Describing the meat ‘ethical free range, pasture raised and grass fed’ (which mean the same thing). It’s grass fed meat, or, just meat. She uses every single verb in the English language, does she flick through a thesaurus first?
She never just makes food, she makes organic, free range, grass fed, paraben free, sugar free, naturally occurring, deliciously tasting with organically raised rainbow food. We use organic when we can, we’re lucky enough to be in the position to do so, but that doesn’t make us any better than anyone else, and if it’s not available, we still buy the non organic version, and I assume no one give a shit if the food we consume is organic.

I know of a woman who speaks like this and claims her family are so healthy because she feeds her family food like this. Yet her husband smokes a packet of cigarettes a day

 

[Alice Smith]

Organic is just a marketing term anyway. They still spray the fruit and veg - it’s just with ‘natural’ pesticides. And charge you for the privilege!

This is what annoys me about so many people pushing their “organic lifestyle” on people. There is still sprays and pesticides used in organic including copper. I have lived a large portion of my life in the horticultural/farming industry and I think people don’t realise the restrictions placed on Australian farmers when it comes to their produce. If you have a power pole on your farm you can’t farm within a certain area of it etc,etc.

Sorry for the rant but these influencers saying they only eat organic would be better off saying that they are supporting Australian and hey of course I prefer to get my produce from a tree that’s had no sprays but that’s near impossible and if they are, they won’t look good enough for Jules Insta feed.

Sorry again

 

[notgifted]

It’s okay they’re off on a 3 day holiday today with just the baby, although she can’t stop complaining about the baby not sleeping and asking for “snacks” (sure she is) and then mentioning her husband is working (yes love to keep you in the constant holiday lifestyle to which you’ve become accustomed)

Why the hell would it be a good idea to go away under those circumstances, be easier to stay home

 

[girlfromdownunder]

Guys, not sure if it’s just me being thick, but is her reveal / launch still not a launch? Does she say what the product or service is?
Stop talking in riddles and say what the fuck you are offering

Thank you for posting I thought it was just me, she still hasn’t given any more info. Her voice throughout the reel was so annoying and all the fellow mummy influencers commenting on how great it is

 

[ellobird]

I thought it was awful of her to post that photo of Hadley. I'm sure she wouldn't love it if someone put a photo of her like that on the internet for thousands of people to see!

absolutely awful! H especially is going to have serious therapy bills in her future if they’re not careful. Does her husband check what she (over)shares online?

also Tell me you have SERIOUS food issues without telling me

 

[Dagwooddogstew Lou]

$100?!? Tell her she’s dreamin!

 

[BS DETECTOR]

They’ve really missed the mark here. Almost everything is digital. She will get a few rich wannabe Instagram mum’s buy it otherwise it’ll just be influencers promoting it that she’s sent freebies too.

 

[yepgoodthanks]

Geeez! Calm down Jules... you haven't sold anything yet

Relax Jules, the pace at which you are releasing your new "baby" means you only need 4 boxes a week, max! You should be able to handle that and stay on top of your anxiety about one speck of dirt on your kitchen floor hopefully!

 

[notgifted]

When your kids are fussy? I’m sorry what? This kid has 48 different ingredients in every organic home cooked meal. Seriously stfu. Get back to me when all your kid will eat all the time is nuggets and apple juice.

Or dry toast & plain boiled pasta, I would rejoice if mine ate a nugget, Jules needs a reality check.

 

[makeitstop]

Fuck off with the organic produce.

Only going to offer the baby when she can find organic food.

Just feed your kids properly, don't put your issues into them.

Was coming here to say the same thing stick your organic produce where the sun don’t shine Jules.

100% support that Jules has issues around food. However, her parents seem to be the exact same. She has shown their pantry before and it was even more sparse than her own. So I think it's an inherited trait that she is now putting onto her girls.

They are and it would seem the Aunty who was critiquing Haddie when she was licking the dessert bowl is the same.

 

[AlterBoy]

Fancy getting down to wipe up rice, then thinking it’s a gram opportunity and whipping out your camera?!

Granted, I’m in a foul as fuck mood today...

Usually I don’t mind JC (not my fave, but don’t necessarily mind her) but come on.