Juice Plus Past & Present #11 Carpentry, porn & hair extensions how else will skint huns pay for JP conventions

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Hear are pictures of the the Rio stage qualifications requirements for anyone who is interested. Many of the huns will get enough points to hit the first or second stages, however you need to reach at least NMD level on top of the 180 points to fully qualify, which is quite tough to do. They would need to sell £40,000 worth of products in a month, and also have successful downline teamies.

I would rather just save and pay for my own holiday 🤣
Let’s be honest, most of them are paying for their own holidays even if they qualify. We all know these “amazing” trips aren’t all the huns would like us to think they are.
 
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The introduction of Ross's new book is so gripping. It basically talks about us.
Imagine knowing nothing about Ross and buying his book, believing what he says about "financial prosperity" and his "luxury lifestyle" and then looking him up on social media to see that he lives in a bog standard new build house, shops in Primark and has to pay his holidays off in installments. That book would be going straight back.
 
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Ross Ross Ross, we are not trolls my darling. We are certainly not jealous of you, your life or your so called business.

We call out your BS, your lies, your fake promises of prosperity.

We call out your smoke and mirror lifestyle.

Please do not ever get this confused.

Also, maybe tell your wife, on your book launch video, to not plug her own tat, it’s embarrassing.
 
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Ross Ross Ross, we are not trolls my darling. We are certainly not jealous of you, your life or your so called business.

We call out your BS, your lies, your fake promises of prosperity.

We call out your smoke and mirror lifestyle.

Please do not ever get this confused.

Also, maybe tell your wife, on your book launch video, to not plug her own tat, it’s embarrassing.
Have you read some of it? Are you able to copy the "trolls" bit on here? I could do with a laugh.
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Just watched Ross' book launch video. Christ! Dani seems to have aged about 20 years. She looks in her late 50s!
 

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Have you read some of it? Are you able to copy the "trolls" bit on here? I could do with a laugh.
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Just watched Ross' book launch video. Christ! Dani seems to have aged about 20 years. She looks in her late 50s!
She's definitely not well. She also kept stealing his thunder shrieking about her crappy novel and diary.
 
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She's definitely not well. She also kept stealing his thunder shrieking about her crappy novel and diary.
Agree. Admittedly, in the pictures I posted, she was exhibiting an amusing facial expression, but she just looked so haggard and tired throughout the whole thing. I think she's stressed. I imagine she is aware of it as almost everything she posts of herself at the moment is VERY heavily filtered, which wasn't the case a few months ago.
 
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This picture made me laugh out loud.

Lauren standing in front of a room full of people with one of her heavily filtered and edited pictures on the screen then her standing there beside it with her face like the real life scream mask 😂

A literal side by side comparison! I bet the whole room is talking about it, looks like two completely different people!
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Hear are pictures of the the Rio stage qualifications requirements for anyone who is interested. Many of the huns will get enough points to hit the first or second stages, however you need to reach at least NMD level on top of the 180 points to fully qualify, which is quite tough to do. They would need to sell £40,000 worth of products in a month, and also have successful downline teamies.

I would rather just save and pay for my own holiday 🤣
How does this not highlight to them exactly how triangle shaped (not a pyramid, obvs 😉) the business really is, when the highest points are not earned from your own sales, but from your down lines promotions?! 🙈

Especially as 99.9% of your basic huns won’t qualify, but what work they do put in will essentially allow their supreme leader master huns to qualify! I would be fuming if I put in a ton of work and my boss got a holiday as a result! 😂
 
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This picture made me laugh out loud.

Lauren standing in front of a room full of people with one of her heavily filtered and edited pictures on the screen then her standing there beside it with her face like the real life scream mask 😂

A literal side by side comparison! I bet the whole room is talking about it, looks like two completely different people!
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This is so tragic. Does she think she looks like that in real life?
 
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This picture made me laugh out loud.

Lauren standing in front of a room full of people with one of her heavily filtered and edited pictures on the screen then her standing there beside it with her face like the real life scream mask 😂

A literal side by side comparison! I bet the whole room is talking about it, looks like two completely different people!
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Lauren looks like a cross between a Madame Tussaud’s waxwork and an AI robot in every photo she posts now! I mean seriously WTF has she done to all of their faces here, they don’t even look like real humans and it’s as though separate heads have been stuck on their bodies! Oh and nice wonky window frame Loz 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️
 

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Harriet's latest attempt to keep her massive chin head above water: a 6 week online "wellness" course. Apparently, one of the weeks is led by a "human design mentor" (???!!). £200 for six 45-minute zoom calls - seriously, who does this woman think she is?!
I do admire her continued attempts at using a semi colon to try and appear intelligent; that last one about "mind, body and spirit" is just embarrassing, though.
 

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Harriet's latest attempt to keep her massive chin head above water: a 6 week online "wellness" course. Apparently, one of the weeks is led by a "human design mentor" (???!!). £200 for six 45-minute zoom calls - seriously, who does this woman think she is?!
I do admire her continued attempts at using a semi colon to try and appear intelligent; that last one about "mind, body and spirit" is just embarrassing, though.
I didn’t know I could find a semi colon so funny 🤣!
 
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Lauren looks like a cross between a Madame Tussaud’s waxwork and an AI robot in every photo she posts now! I mean seriously WTF has she done to all of their faces here, they don’t even look like real humans and it’s as though separate heads have been stuck on their bodies! Oh and nice wonky window frame Loz 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️
She has applied filters to everyone else. Look at the manga cartoon eyes and sex doll lips
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WTF!! 🤔🫤🤣🤣
I reckon she was using Siri to write the post and that's what the poor thing understood
 
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Harriet's latest attempt to keep her massive chin head above water: a 6 week online "wellness" course. Apparently, one of the weeks is led by a "human design mentor" (???!!). £200 for six 45-minute zoom calls - seriously, who does this woman think she is?!
I do admire her continued attempts at using a semi colon to try and appear intelligent; that last one about "mind, body and spirit" is just embarrassing, though.
So no one turned up for the bargain early bird master class last night ? Re invent it as a six week rip off psycho babble course ! Some of them should look at the XXY accounts to see just how successful they are and running a multimillion pound business not ! Just how narcissistic can she get !
How hilarious are Dani and Dumber such good value for money their posts brighten everyone’s day
 
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