Asda, where millionaires shop. 6 eggs and 3 bananas for the entire family, is this supposed to last a week?
Sorry, missed the recap bit.
-Dan Big Man Aldridge has gone back to joiner life, because his wife's side hustles and Airbnb fail don't pay the mortgage.
-Luke Wren alias Lucas Charles Wren has been detained for sexual abuse of a number of girls... including Lakey. Never believe what you see on Insta, he looked like such a hands on dad but he just couldn't keep his hands to himself, could he?!
-Dani K is desperate to keep the Teslar is and doing now the 7 figure accelerator along with Keeley. Her next joint venture will surely be OF, because the influencer gigs she's doing with Sintiltalent don't pay a penny
-Emma Leyland is broke and has gone to live with her mum in Eastbourne making everyone believe that garden is hers. She moved so quickly, did her flat get a visit from the bailiffs?
-Emma Sneds is still boring, not bothering now with 75 hard and making cringe videos for engagement.
-Special shout-out to Farah woop woop! She should get her own thread like the goddess she thinks she is