Jordan Lipscombe - 50 shades of the wrong foundation

[half_pint]

Anyone heard of Chyna solder? She has a channel/tik tok etc and is very clearly trying hard to be a copy of Jordan same videos, same stupid hand/nail movements and her background is the fireplace which Jordan used to have in her old videos

Her tik tok says it allTiktok unsafe link https://tattle.life/threads/19920/
I’m beyond embarrassed for the girl imagine trying to copy someone who is trying hard to be someone else themselves

Oh God, her dark ass foundation and unblended bronzer is horrible. It's worse than Jordan's!

 

[tattle420]

this is my 2nd post in the jordan thread and it's gonna be about her hand movements again. JORDAN STOP bleeping DOING THAT tit ITS NOT CUTE IF YOU DO IT 5 TIMES A SENTENCE. AND THAT SIDE POUT WTF???

 

[Victoria sponge cake]

Wow how relatable

 

[Tea4u]

Wow how relatable

So tonedeaf. In the middle of a recession, most of us don’t even have a grand to spare on clothes I don’t see how more people can’t see how problematic she is! This thread is awfully quiet

 

[Blueblue123]

I'm being quiet because I unsubbed. I can't even hate watch her. But kudos to those who soldier through lol.

 

[half_pint]

Wow how relatable

I'm glad she's at least supporting businesses during these times, but her taste in clothes is so awful that it hurts to think she spent that much money on ugly "trendy" pieces that she'll wear once.

 

[AG991]

I’m completely new to tattle but i wanted to say something. Jordan has said that she and her mum have moved out of the family home... into what seems to be a flat. She said it’s due to family issues. I’m presuming her parents are divorcing. I’ve suspected her parents have had marital issues for some time now as i can recall in a video from probably like 2 years ago, Jordan said her mum raised her and her siblings alone. I could be mistaken but i remember her saying this.

 

[AG991]

Also... Her ex has appeared on a BBC 3 program lol. He’s on it with his current Girl

 

[Victoria sponge cake]

Also... Her ex has appeared on a BBC 3 program lol. He’s on it with his current Girl

I watched this earlier and his girlfriend seems so nice and down to earth, polar opposite of Jordan actually

 

[AG991]

I watched this earlier and his girlfriend seems so nice and down to earth, polar opposite of Jordan actually

she actually has a youtube too... it’s Poppy Linehanx

is she trying to look like she’s got lunch at 12 and a horse riding lesson at 2 ?

 

[Laurennat]

Is this the haul she spent a grand on ?

 

[AG991]

Is this the haul she spent a grand on ?

nope... she’s only just ordered those clothes. it’ll probably take her a month to film that video and then her laptop will crash or youtube won’t export the video so i’m guessing it’ll be posted next year

 

[half_pint]

I’m completely new to tattle but i wanted to say something. Jordan has said that she and her mum have moved out of the family home... into what seems to be a flat. She said it’s due to family issues. I’m presuming her parents are divorcing. I’ve suspected her parents have had marital issues for some time now as i can recall in a video from probably like 2 years ago, Jordan said her mum raised her and her siblings alone. I could be mistaken but i remember her saying this.

I'm pretty sure she mentioned her mom was a single mom because she wasn't with Jordan's bio dad. Her mom's current husband is her step-dad. I also assume they're divorcing if her mom moved out with her, I hope it's just that and nothing more serious (like domestic abuse issues etc).

 

[AG991]

I'm pretty sure she mentioned her mom was a single mom because she wasn't with Jordan's bio dad. Her mom's current husband is her step-dad. I also assume they're divorcing if her mom moved out with her, I hope it's just that and nothing more serious (like domestic abuse issues etc).

ah ok. i always thought the guy we’ve seen was her biological father.

 

[Noodlegirl098]

Short rant but I’ve had this on my chest for ages and I need to load it off haha but one thing that really irks me is the fact of her pretending that certain styles of clothes are something she’s already into and has loved for ages when we all now it’s just because it’s now suddenly trendy, for example she said in her haul how she’s always loved “grandma and grandad style” jumpers and clothes yet I’ve never ever seen her wear anything like that just because grandpa sweaters are suddenly “trendy” even though I’ve seen people rock them for years I’m all for people enjoying clothes but just admit it’s a new style you’re into rather then trying to play it off like it’s already been your thing to wear them I used to really like her and be inspired by her it’s a shame she’s a completely different person now

 

[AG991]

Short rant but I’ve had this on my chest for ages and I need to load it off haha but one thing that really irks me is the fact of her pretending that certain styles of clothes are something she’s already into and has loved for ages when we all now it’s just because it’s now suddenly trendy, for example she said in her haul how she’s always loved “grandma and grandad style” jumpers and clothes yet I’ve never ever seen her wear anything like that just because grandpa sweaters are suddenly “trendy” even though I’ve seen people rock them for years I’m all for people enjoying clothes but just admit it’s a new style you’re into rather then trying to play it off like it’s already been your thing to wear them I used to really like her and be inspired by her it’s a shame she’s a completely different person now

i wanna know where she’s wearing these awful outfits to.. cuz they ain’t for instagram, her feed is her in oversized tshirts and hoodies and the occasional underwear pic cause it’s a lounge AD...

 

[Laurennat]

i wanna know where she’s wearing these awful outfits to.. cuz they ain’t for instagram, her feed is her in oversized tshirts and hoodies and the occasional underwear pic cause it’s a lounge AD...

Most likely sends them all back like most influencers who claim they been on a spending spree

 

[ricecakes]

Wow how relatable

Whats betting that the 'note' is her begging it for free clothes

 

[lolgal]

So glad I found this thread. Let me start off by saying I knew Jordan in real life. We used to work at the same Tesco branch back in the day, she left to pursue YouTube. She was awful, always bitching about other colleagues in the store but always acting like the shy girl. She 100% puts on an accent, she’s from Hampshire, not America as she likes to think.
It is so sad to see her like this on YouTube, as she definitely doesn’t suit the ‘bad girl’ facade. She’ll regret those tattoos when YouTube fails and she needs to get a real job. Does anyone even know if she went to college?

 

[Laurennat]

So glad I found this thread. Let me start off by saying I knew Jordan in real life. We used to work at the same Tesco branch back in the day, she left to pursue YouTube. She was awful, always bitching about other colleagues in the store but always acting like the shy girl. She 100% puts on an accent, she’s from Hampshire, not America as she likes to think.
It is so sad to see her like this on YouTube, as she definitely doesn’t suit the ‘bad girl’ facade. She’ll regret those tattoos when YouTube fails and she needs to get a real job. Does anyone even know if she went to college?

Was her tan always that dark with them long ass nails