He claims he's a dancer, but I've never seen any real evidence of it. He's mostly just a ****.
P.S. - Is Parker's mom Kerri Strug?
P.S. - Is Parker's mom Kerri Strug?
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Just a bunch of hetero bros hanging out in a bedroom with their shirts off being all hetero and stuff.
Although someone needs to explain Leg Day to JoJo.
Although someone needs to explain Leg Day to JoJo.
These cruises look like my idea of hell
Agreed, especially with COVID. Oops you test positive off to an inside cabin on deck 1.
hard pass
They don't, actually. They give balcony cabins. When we were on our cruise in October, there was section of Deck Six that was blocked off for quarantines.
Also, even though they flew, they drove back? What kind of sense does that make?
That’s great, balcony > inside
. Was that X? I saw a nightmare princess story and they were put on deck 1 or 2. I’m doing a New England Princess cruise with my spouse and parents in October… 
. We typically sail X.It makes no sense! Can any of these vloggers plan with any ounce of common sense?
So, JoJo and Dan have a bro date and get as far as Senior Frogs. Within sight of the ship. I mean, Kyle went to a tourist trap, but at least he did something that involved at least a little risk.
While I know the real villain in the person putting their two-year-old on stage to "dance" for a bunch of drunken spring breakers, but JoJo gets some scorn for putting an innocent child on YouTube for all (although only 7.5K at present) to see.
While I know the real villain in the person putting their two-year-old on stage to "dance" for a bunch of drunken spring breakers, but JoJo gets some scorn for putting an innocent child on YouTube for all (although only 7.5K at present) to see.
He put two of the kids dancing on his Instagram story also.
From JoJo’s latest photo on Instagram:
It’s hard to trust anything he says, but this nauseating play for sympathy doesn’t seem to match the outward reality. I haven’t noticed any change in his content or its frequency or his demeanor that would corroborate a claim that he “wanted to stop creating content.”
BTW, it’s been one month since he posted his video in which he said he would be giving away a Galaxy’s Edge droid “next week”.
In keeping with his “it’s all about me” philosophy, he uses “I”, “me”, “my” and “myself”, 17 times in two paragraphs. True to form, he anoints himself as a good person, and suggests that any true family, friends, or supporters would never be critical of him.
It’s hard to trust anything he says, but this nauseating play for sympathy doesn’t seem to match the outward reality. I haven’t noticed any change in his content or its frequency or his demeanor that would corroborate a claim that he “wanted to stop creating content.”
BTW, it’s been one month since he posted his video in which he said he would be giving away a Galaxy’s Edge droid “next week”.
I hate saying this, but JoJo's extremely related review of Galactic Starcruiser was...decent.
And the droid is still...ungiven.
And the droid is still...ungiven.
I have to admit, watching JoJo, Dan, Austin, and Cat hanging out at Waffle House at 2AM made me nostalgic.
Reminds me of similar early mornings at Denny’s when I was in my 20s haha.
The rest of the video was pretty blah to watch.
JoJo reposted another airheaded affirmation today, saying that it was a valid accomplishment to get out of bed today if you didn’t feel like it. It doesn’t occur to him that people with real jobs, unlike him, don’t have much of a choice to get out of bed and go to work or start their workday.
I like Mel’s affirmations more because so many of them still seem to allude to being free of a loser boyfriend.
I like Mel’s affirmations more because so many of them still seem to allude to being free of a loser boyfriend.
JoJo needs to do some squats. The really nice upper body atop the bird legs in shorts is not a good look.
Skin like plastic, drag queen eyebrows that look drawn on with a Sharpie and a mouth like a sarlacc pit aren't great either, but that never stopped him believing in his perfection.
All so true
I mean, I tend to like off-beat looking guys, so if I didn't know what I know about his personality, I'd honestly probably find him attractive.
Except for the chicken-bone legs.
Except for the chicken-bone legs.
Yeah I'd gathered. Have you had your eyesight tested?
Oh by the way, the remark I made about skin was not a racist thing. I'm talking about the shiny vaseline or whatever it is he plasters all over his face. I can't stand men who look so vain.
Yep. 20/20 with my contacts (uncolored, unlike a certain Mr. Pallo).
He knows his torso is his best feature. It wouldn't show up in so many thumbnails if he didn't.
Good news, he's giving it away tomorrow... Probably mid-September, then.
Notice how creepy he is in this. He never blinks. Psychologists call that the Predator Stare, it's a psychopathic trait.
That heh heh couldn't be more unconvincing. Horrendous child exploitation pool footage, also.
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