John Stones #8 The ref should never have shown him the red, we're all dreaming of giving him head

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He's gonna do something really fit today isn't he!?

Gals you gotta be all over this in our absence
 
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She's gonna be so confused about what's happened to Jack 😂

Gonna think you are a right hussy.
1. She don’t know about the JG love… she knew I liked him at the euros but other than that 🙅🏼‍♀️
2. She was like who’s John stones and I said I didn’t know who he was💀
3. I feel like a hussy and a traitor.
 
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1. She don’t know about the JG love… she knew I liked him at the euros but other than that 🙅🏼‍♀️
2. She was like who’s John stones and I said I didn’t know who he was💀
3. I feel like a hussy and a traitor.
Howling.

Biblical reference incoming.

When I was at the conference a few weeks ago, someone asked me why I chose to support Man City. My face was beetroot and I couldn't think up a legitimate reason. I felt like Peter denying Jesus and was sure something terrible was going to happen because I'd barefaced lied about my boys.
 
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Howling.

Biblical reference incoming.

When I was at the conference a few weeks ago, someone asked me why I chose to support Man City. My face was beetroot and I couldn't think up a legitimate reason. I felt like Peter denying Jesus and was sure something terrible was going to happen because I'd barefaced lied about my boys.
So what did you say? ‘I don’t know I just felt a connection to them’

The slow outing to people I have faced over the year of liking Man City has been so embarrassing for my life… I almost wish it was because they are so good and not the real reason.
 
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I literally said nothing, my brain would not work. Then he said, 'so you just like them?' and I just nodded like the Churchill dog.

Then someone who already knew me and I haven't seen for a while looked at me and said, 'but you support Burnley!?'

Sorry baby, love you, not ashamed, don't be sad.

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That typo has me in stitches right now. My colleagues probably think I’ve finally lost it. 😂
This is entirely why I should not tattle briefly in the morning and then go to work without sparing a moment to wonder if I actually mean what it looks like I mean.
 
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