John Stones #8 The ref should never have shown him the red, we're all dreaming of giving him head

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Recap:

Bae, and all his besties, now know exactly what we want to do to him.
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Which is, make him do this.
 
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Finally braving watching the game from the other night.

My heart was breaking at the HT punditry.

I have second hand embarrassment for him here, poor baby got mixed up when to take his top off. Bae, you strip off whenever you want to, we won't complain.

 
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Finally braving watching the game from the other night.

My heart was breaking at the HT punditry.

I have second hand embarrassment for him here, poor baby got mixed up when to take his top off. Bae, you strip off whenever you want to, we won't complain.

Oh bae!

Like when you think you know someone then have to turn your wave into a head-scratch.

You're brave to be watching the match. He was beautiful as ever, not his best performance but literally everyone was terrible and the sending off was a travesty.
 
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I was looking for a nice photo of bae and I found this & I just can’t stop laughing, the awkward smile makes it even better 🤣🤣
 
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Finally braving watching the game from the other night.

My heart was breaking at the HT punditry.

I have second hand embarrassment for him here, poor baby got mixed up when to take his top off. Bae, you strip off whenever you want to, we won't complain.

Awww look at that gormless little move. :ROFLMAO: I love him so much it hurts.
 
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Besties I'm a twit. Feel like I was 😘 all night, he was super sweet and we're all like yeah well def meet up etc etc

But I am hone alone, waiting for my nugs to be delivered, wondering what could have been. Said I'll call him tomorrow to basically moin all over him 💔
 
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Besties I'm a twit. Feel like I was 😘 all night, he was super sweet and we're all like yeah well def meet up etc etc

But I am hone alone, waiting for my nugs to be delivered, wondering what could have been. Said I'll call him tomorrow to basically moin all over him 💔
You’re not alone, you have us and John the ultimate bae. ❤
 
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Besties I'm a twit. Feel like I was 😘 all night, he was super sweet and we're all like yeah well def meet up etc etc

But I am hone alone, waiting for my nugs to be delivered, wondering what could have been. Said I'll call him tomorrow to basically moin all over him 💔
ARGH THIS IS GIVING ME LIFE.

So frustrating. But so promising at the same time?!

Is he a little awkward too?! Are you going to have to be the one to make the first move?!

You'd better call him!

This is RL, not a fic, it's not a big deal that you're home alone now.
 
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ARGH THIS IS GIVING ME LIFE.

So frustrating. But so promising at the same time?!

Is he a little awkward too?! Are you going to have to be the one to make the first move?!

You'd better call him!

This is RL, not a fic, it's not a big deal that you're home alone now.
No he's not really awkward....was eyeing up a pretty young grad most of the night. I'm just a knob that should have done something ages ago.

Trying not to think about the fact that I've got calls to host in like 8 hours and am still waiting for my nugs delivery.

Assuming I didn't miss the nudes?
 
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No he's not really awkward....was eyeing up a pretty young grad most of the night. I'm just a knob that should have done something ages ago.

Trying not to think about the fact that I've got calls to host in like 8 hours and am still waiting for my nugs delivery.

Assuming I didn't miss the nudes?
Oh I’m sorry :(we’ve all been there, liked someone too early or too late. I hope you had a lovely night aside from that though.

Unfortunately no Nudes yet bae likes to keep us begging
 
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No he's not really awkward....was eyeing up a pretty young grad most of the night. I'm just a knob that should have done something ages ago.

Trying not to think about the fact that I've got calls to host in like 8 hours and am still waiting for my nugs delivery.

Assuming I didn't miss the nudes?
All is not lost bestie. Least staying in touch has been discussed. Can I kill this young grad?! Is her name Elena?!

The nugs are gonna be cold when they come.

No nudes.

Day without new content = 2 😭

This'll have to do you. That chest duck sake. Is there a limit on how many times you can wank over one person in a day?! Asking for a mate.

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All is not lost bestie. Least staying in touch has been discussed. Can I kill this young grad?! Is her name Elena?!

The nugs are gonna be cold when they come.

No nudes.

Day without new content = 2 😭

This'll have to do you. That chest duck sake. Is there a limit on how many times you can wank over one person in a day?! Asking for a mate.

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🥵🥵🥵can’t deal with these kind of photos this late. If there was a limit I reckon we’ve all broke it by now, nice to know we’re all in the same boat 💀
 
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