John Stones #6 John was nearly sick but we still don't have the ick

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secrethush

I want John to enter a messy era, Jack is his wingman and they just slay pussy.

Mostly mine
 
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Violetroselily

Stop introducing these captainy thoughts, I cannot cope after the last few days. Which game are you going to?
 
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cobette

Violetroselily said:
Stop introducing these captainy thoughts, I cannot cope after the last few days. Which game are you going to?
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The last one, the Hungary one I think I'll be quite emosh as it really will be the season over after that.

Is England bae the elite bae?! Does elite bae exist!? Or is bae just elite!?



Please leave this in the past. We have been embarrassed enough.

 
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Violetroselily




ARMS


This reminds me that he always hurts himself with England







Not pictured:
Banging his head with Reece James
Pulling out of the warm up in the last friendlies
 
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strawberrysunshine_x

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cobette

Someone please search and find out if there's any fit physios at England. Some people never grow up.

I am truly never getting over the warm up catastrophe. About 10 years ago I was on a flight that took off and then had to turn back because there was something wrong (nothing scary) and ended up losing a day of holiday. Ever since I've never actually believed my travel day is going to plan until the plane touches down on the destination runway. That friendly now has me feeling the same way. Bae's name on team sheet!? Great. Is he gonna play!? Don't get your hopes up.

P.S. Imagine we got Kalvin! That would be like a dream transfer for me, possibly topping Woodgate to Spurs.
 
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Just Drive

strawberrysunshine_x said:
England is elite John
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I have to agree. There is SOMETHING about that white England kit that makes me feral. I cannot get enough of England John. Maybe it’s the way his muscles are always so nicely outlined through those white tops.

I would love if we got Kalvin.
 
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cobette

Violetroselily said:
I keep rewatching him and Kyle gushing over eachother on the bus yesterday
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May they never be separated I hope in future he'll elaborate on what 'playing' he and Kyle do off the pitch.

I only just finished watching the parade (this wifi is awful). Whilst him dancing/singing/waving at Connie is adorable, as someone who also has an embarrassing drunk dad, I sympathise with her
 
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Just Drive

I both laughed and cringed (in a good way) as he was looking at her while yelling along with “Sweet Caroline” on stage.
 
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spilldatea

honestly feel like the last 2 days have been one long fever dream.

his bromance with kyle warms my cold dead heart
 
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Binaaa

Ok one Question in which Minute you can see it, Im toooo tired to watch the whole Parade
 

cobette

Violetroselily said:
And she's like

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA she actually was too.

I think my happy drunkenness is starting to wear off and the second embarrassment is kicking in.

I do not wish to soil this thread by mentioning this name but at the World Cup in 2006 all the players had to pick a song for a dressing room playlist. PRick's was Sweet Caroline and I've always thought that was so cringe.

Fast forward to last year, and I just knew he would be going around taking personal credit for it become an England song.

And now we find ourselves here. In the perpetually strange world I live in where every fandom always connects somehow.

Binaaa said:
Ok one Question in which Minute you can see it, Im toooo tired to watch the whole Parade
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It should play from here! Someone please take this man home to bed.

 
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Binaaa

Thank you

John Im a Nurse i can take care of you after im laughing my ass off
 
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Violetroselily


His first gormless wave is slightly before this at around 1:57:04, then he just keeps on doing it
 
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cobette

Excuse me whilst I cry and gush over how proud this man makes me.


EDIT: Wrong link
 
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