Oh no. I hope KDB is okay. We need him, and Ake, and everyone.Agree with akanji he was really good last night !!
City brought arsenal back down to earth. I’m still buzzin from it
Hope kev is alright they said he had a few niggles that’s what he came off
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Was just coming here to post this!!!! Look at him
You have all made me switch the match on now@einahpets93 bet wish you were there! I did not expect this Everton on fire
***gasps***
no he would break he is too delicate for shagging
He’s so beautiful.
So many great highlights. Happy Johnny when it’s rules a goal
Dirty filthy incredible are my middle names 
I am good thank you. The fixture congestion is keeping me very busy. Hope you are well?Amazing! Can’t wait to see your video. How are you?
Just a little bit! I was so sad for him it was ruled out straight away and was sure it wouldn't get rescinded then as it took longer and longer I started to have hope!
Can't believe Laporte's not playing. I know he wants to leave, but he has a left foot! Even if it's 3 at the back, the one on the left is going to be someone who never plays there.
And this one:
…were posted in the perfect order.
I can’t say I can relate to thatIranswam directly here when I saw the clip ongoalgoys
I feel like I've told this story on here before for similar reasons but you get to read it again...
It's bringing back memories of playing hardcore sharks and minnows with my (very unrequited) crush at club swim team practice. He was 17, I was 14 and he was so tall and broad-shouldered and muscular like a swimmer.
The way we played since we were all athletes was that the minnows could only be caught by the sharks on the surface so imagine diving down to the bottom of the deep end and swimming as hard as you can at the bottom of the pool only to feel two big strong arms wrapping around you from above/behind and a long naked torso and long muscular legs pressed against you and you put up a fight, a bit, because you're no damsel in distress; this isn't lifeguard training and you aren't playing the victim.
And suddenly you're dragged to the surface and BAM, you're out. And you just had a defining memory of puberty because OMG that was the sexiest thing that ever happened to you.
It so is isn’t it. It’s his short legs I think
poor Bernardo he’s a sweetheart. 
omg god what complete cringe are they making them do now wtf is ‘leo vegas’ poor bae they take advantage of his £25000000000000 a week contract if you ask meThis would be made better without laporte
Congratulations to them both Ines is stunningBernardo and Ines are having a baby!
Can't wait for the kid to be confused between Uncle John and Dog John.
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This picture is incredible and will never not make me smile. His delighted little face.
@einahpets93 I have everything crossed for you
they will have beautiful babies
I honestly felt so bad for the playersVery few things truly infuriate me in real life when it comes to football, but “fans” leaving before a game is up there at the top for me - I don’t care if you’re 3-0 up or 10-0 down, you stay and support your team through the thick and thin. Good lord I’ve stayed and watched some truly shitty performances over the years but it’s part and parcel of being a fan. Spurs fans have been awful for it the last few weeks too haven’t they - okay I know going 23 nil down in 7 minutes is awful to watch - but - it’s your team! You bloody stay and support no matter what.
Anyway - John is just like the finest of wines isn’t he - he’s so articulate and lovely to watch (and look at) in all these new videos isn’t he
glad he is looking after Erling 
