John Stones # 52 Pretty Eyes, Sexy Thighs. We hope to see him today, otherwise we’ll all cry.

[WylieWyles]

Sorry for not offering work related advice or anything, I usually am not in the best frame of mind lately to handle that topic as it just sends me into CPTSD flashbacks about my last job. And those nightmares have returned recently, so that's fun.

But I hope things get better @strawberrysunshine_x @mimimithis @Gossgossgoss9888

I called out sick today because I didn't feel like getting out of bed. Probably not a great idea since I'm going to use a lot of sick leave soon but oh well.

Sick Note Solidarity!

(Tried to post a gif of this but even 2.4 MB is too big - must be the content - too sexy when in motion)

 

[sugarfairy23]

Why has everyone had such a rubbish start to the week

Would it help you all if I asked this guy to get his Willy out for you?

 

[Violetroselily]

Here he is during Macca's trip in Jan in his nice coat

 

[Panda girl 04]

Hi, not normally here but saw this, baby boy last Wednesday.
Sorry if this is old news.

 

[einahpets93]

Frank who?
Say what?

I support Wrexham

 

[spilldatea]

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this made me feel like i needed to cross my legs sweet jesu.

i’d fuck him in the swimming cap and suck his toe idec at this point i am SHAMELESS.

 

[Violetroselily]

 

[einahpets93]

I’ve become that person who now makes a thread with their own title suggestion - I’ve just been sick in my mouth…

I tell you who else has been sick in their mouth…

this guy

this week saw him looking all beautiful in training

And then winning a match….

hopefully another appearance today for our bae

Enjoy the match @cobette

and happy Sunday to everyone else

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

10 pics of bae to brighten up the weekend

 

[sugarfairy23]

Haha just read the interview from Cobette’s photos and he “wishes he could have celebrated the title win more last season” - think he celebrated it plenty bless him

 

[maccamacc]

Will catch up later but just had to come and show @maccamacc this

Spoiler

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holy smoke I have only just finished the chrimbo one what are M&S trying to do to my arteries

come back with your news Cobbers

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Did he have a strop afterward. I haven’t seen the post match interview

he had a weird dig a baby But I might be being sensitive

 

[maccamacc]

He can stay there but I do think he is a troubled man and the story about his Mum is so sad

Spoiler: M & S are DISGUSTING

they are trying to kill me have you seen

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Spoiler: Baby

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I always think of these pics as your bae.

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RUDE.

@mimimithis hope you’re better tonight.

Hope you’re all well!

Have a lovely day. What did you have for breakfast.

 

[WylieWyles]

I thought I was only searching the pet supply category. Got a bit of a jump scare.

I don't need your judgement right now, bae. This is my lunch (1/3) hour.

In other news, I am all booked with flight, hotel, and conference registration for the work trip to San Diego in the summer. I am mainly just looking forward to the zoo. Decided to go because a) free trip and b) trying to live with less fear and closer to the "fuck it, we ball" end of the risk taking / fear spectrum that I drew and labeled as such in my notebook during therapy the other day.

Also, the interventional psych clinic called me at 7:30am in the morning to schedule me for an evaluation tomorrow, so that's good I guess. A step in the right direction, maybe. At least exploring my options. But WTF are they doing calling people with treatment-resistant depression at 7:30am?! I assumed they had a last minute opening for this morning, but no. I was barely awake. Still laying in bed.

Anyway, hope everyone is having a good hump day. It's raining cats and dogs here but at least it's not cold.

 

[Violetroselily]

Just seen that JG video on his thread where he has to choose between two options and walk to the relevant side (is very cute)…

Can you imagine Baby having to do it

He’d just stand still in the middle looking scared and lost like a beautiful little puppy 🤍

I've got some big news for you SF

 

[maccamacc]

Pleased to report my week starting much better than previously

I am too fat again but that’s M&S fault

I start Jury Service next week and looking forward to that now

It helps baby is in peps good books and playing lots

 

[Violetroselily]

Thumbs up for Cob

 

[sugarfairy23]

Are you actually a male footballer and you’re on your way to sign for your new club before transfer deadline day

Spoiler: The truth

I’m actually Sean Dyche going to sign the new Everton contract

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Very nervous to be playing arsenal for first time this season.

The thing is tho they have been lucky with decisions as well. Yeah they’re scoring and winning but united who weren’t even that great yesterday got two past em. The third arsenal goal was offside arguably. I think City can handle them.

Spoiler: ann summers

. I just delivered an Ann summers parcel to an old ish couple. They’re gonna have a fun Monday night

 

[maccamacc]

My fave part of the new training vid

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How you getting on @maccamacc ? I know you can't talk about anything, but hope you are ok

Smirking at this clip

I am good. Jury duty starts Monday..