John Stones #51 his loins are so hot his locker room seat’s all shot

[mimimithis]

Julian and Erling!!!! <3

 

[sugarfairy23]

Oh my shitting lord. WAKE UP GUYS. Bed time for me now

Spoiler: washing machine talk

I used to have a washing machine that showed how many minutes were left and I miss it SO much

your washing can wait for the morning

 

[sugarfairy23]

Which one we going for and I’ll take the hit and sort it?

Think yours has the most votes?

 

[Just Drive]

Aw he’s fine thanks. I’ve just put him a track together he’s playing with that whilst I have a brew. How’s your day looking

I have a couple of meetings on Zoom today so not too bad actually! I’m working from home still. I will have time to watch the match but I’m still trying to muster up some enthusiasm for it.

 

[mimimithis]

Spoiler: Nails

I always used to break them when I previously had squared, so I need to be extra careful

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That's a lovely colour.

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

It’s stopped now. It’s so sunny and bright. I’ve seen like 5 planes as well in the sky maybe the airport is still open

 

[lou_claire91]

Moulin Rouge is amazing! You’ll love it! Lots of updated songs.

I am so excited for it! We still need to plan somewhere for food as we are going to the matinee but mum has LO for the day so we are making the most of it!! 🤍

 

[cobette]

Im not too fussy but RLF said the other night he looked at places but said he would ‘see nearer the time’ so this is going to end up like Manchester where I have to go and book everything at the last minute!

Although He did randomly buy me flowers again the other day so who knows what’s going on!


Love the new PFP

he definitely looked really good last night (minus his perfect beard, but I can get over it) 🤍

Try Steak & Co if you haven't already!

 

[WylieWyles]

which one this one?

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Maybe I've said this before but this doesn't bother me and in fact probably has the opposite effect that it has on most people.

I was a competitive swimmer from age 6-18. From age 13-18 it was almost all I did outside of school. My first very intense crushes were on a couple of the older boys (and girls). One of the boys was a bad boy type with a lip ring and shoulder length hair, so he always wore a swim cap. Ah, to be a horny teenager again in a sport where you're almost naked.

 

[cobette]

I forgot what I was looking at for a sec.

Hope you don't get too sick!

Terrible things that have happened to me and my libido today:

Spoiler: A List

1. Reading "Eventually" last night and this morning. Good golly there's a lot of hot hot lovin'! Will finish it tonight.

2. Hot coworker/work bestie did his usual morning greeting at my office door - reaching both arms up to stretch and touch the top of the doorjamb, exposing his tummy and and boxers at my eye level while I force myself to keep looking up at his face. So glad he's extremely gay. Still nice to gaze upon.

3. Looking for ways to make my home task chair taller, came across a listing for a taller gas cylinder that proudly proclaimed LONG STROKE in large font.

4. Hot boss just walked in humming and singing a song that had "baby" in the lyrics. And now he's voicing his disgust with this sexist 75 year old male customer we have who came in the office this morning. HR has had to deal with him on a few occasions and he's not even an employee nor has he ever been. The customer saw him (he only works at this location 1-2 days a week) and said "Who are you? Where are my girls?" to which he replied "do you mean [name] and [name], the women who work here!?"

Continued:
5. THIS FIT FUCKER. Looks like he's giving Jack's sweet innocent dumb puppy faces a try.

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Ah I am glad you are reading!

I wasn't sure if it had any readability post-Christmas!

Thank you!

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Which one we going for and I’ll take the hit and sort it?

I’m happy with either

 

[Just Drive]

I am so excited for it! We still need to plan somewhere for food as we are going to the matinee but mum has LO for the day so we are making the most of it!! 🤍

What kind of food do you like?

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

I’m sure it’ll be fine for tonight.

 

[lou_claire91]

I’ve just made a sandwich

My shoulder is starting to hurt from today

Last night I had a bacon and fried egg sandwich as I couldn’t be bothered!!

hope it feels better later & hopefully you get to just put your feet up and relax!! 🤍

 

[maccamacc]

SQUEEKY BUM

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Any thread titles. ??

united are pictured at a train station going to London
Imagine seeing bae on the train

 

[mimimithis]

hey! Im here here’s a few of my faves of John

Hey and welcome! Nice faves you have there.

 

[Just Drive]

He is fit as fuck in this.

Bonus Coady for @einahpets93, Shaw for @strawberrysunshine_x and Mason & Dec for @lou_claire91

WOW bae looks amazing in this!

I love Coady. He admitted in an old video with Neto that he’s shite in the rondos.

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

I’m sorry girls - I can’t explain it

I think it’s the way his leg is bent awkwardly and I think he just looks unnatural, even more than when he does the rabbit in headlights face.

I just find it abit icky.

Strawb please save me and share what yours is!!

Mine has already been shared today and we don’t need to see it again 🫣

Personally I am not a fan of this era of bae (sorry @einahpets93), his head looks so round.
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(I still probably would though)

He looks like a rugby player here

 

[Just Drive]

I did read somewhere it was going on tour!! RLF had said he wanted to see it too so hopefully we can catch it at the theatre near us (as we get a lot of the touring shows)

ah I’m so pleased you enjoyed! 🤍 Just makes me want to go see it more, I’m on my countdown to Moulin Rouge now in London and then after that it’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory on tour (although RLF took me to see that as a surprise in London a couple of days before Christmas one year)

Moulin Rouge is amazing! You’ll love it! Lots of updated songs.