John Stones #51 his loins are so hot his locker room seat’s all shot

[maccamacc]

Because Jack is shit.

what did he do

 

[Just Drive]

I come back from a dinner with friends to City having lost AND bae not fully fit? Oh man..

This is such a pants week. I was looking forward to the match Saturday but….if baby not fit…we in the bin…

I hate it. I hate it so much.

Haaland & Co. need to play like monsters this Saturday. They need to attack like mad men and not stop.

 

[maccamacc]

yeah i’m going, i’m lucky that i’m 10 mins away from the stadium so don’t ever have to take leave! will just make sure i finish early on the friday so i can go into town and have a few before kick off. can’t bloody wait love a friday night game gonna go out in town after.

This sounds like fun

 

[mimimithis]

 

[einahpets93]

Glad you’re home! Time to relax!

Hope you’ve all had a nice Saturday.

@einahpets93 hope you’re better.

Not sure if I’m deteriorating or my tolerance for RLF’s questions is just getting a lot less

hope you’re ok

 

[cobette]

Hi all! Happy derby day. Let’s see what happens.

I hope they make it worth the ridiculously early start for you!

 

[Just Drive]

Yep. Was afraid of this. At this rate, we’ll be very lucky to even draw against bloody Wolves.

 

[Donald23]

He's "not fully fit" apparently

I hope peps referring to him being tired from a sleepless night

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Also PHWARGH

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Omg

 

[maccamacc]

Hmmm really

It could be many, many streets within a 20 mile radius of our beloved town. Don’t worry

 

[Just Drive]

View attachment 1887352View attachment 1887353View attachment 1887354It’s ok girlies we’re here for you . We can’t win them all unfortunately.

Thank you, lovely. How’s your day? Be careful in that snow!

Hope everyone’s had a good day. @einahpets93 are you back home from your birthday trip?

 

[rasperryripple]

Why must he mock us like this?

Shall we all manifest he "passes a late fitness test" and is the first one out on the pitch?!

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Absolutely I am counting on him in my fpl team it’s a double game week. I am sure it would do him good to get a break from nappies and feeds for a couple of hours!

 

[maccamacc]

I love them together so much.

not enough of it

 

[Donald23]

He’s lost his mind this season. What’s score I’ve turned it off

Still 2-0 we’ve had a few chances. Erling is now on. We still look disjointed.

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Still 2-0. Considering switching off too.

 

[einahpets93]

88 minute equaliser… throw me a bone man

Least we can be Championship friends together? I’ve been there before I’ll show you the ropes (actually been down in League one but we don’t talk about that)


When are you going down to Manc? Fingers crossed for some decent Bae action for you

Sorry, no bones to be thrown….. you can score goals, we can not
Our next game is arsenal

 

[einahpets93]

And again…

 

[Just Drive]

What’s Pep going to tell them at halftime? What can he possibly say?

 

[Violetroselily]

Whoa whoa, hold up, is this a pegging fic?!? I didn't think it was but I mean, I'll take either arrangement, or both.

While I was trying to type that out, my mom is sitting next to me asking me who various United players are.

It's only fair if they both take a turn

What time is it? I love that your mom is up early with you

 

[einahpets93]