John Stones #50 Bae in his black lycra top makes us want to bonk him non stop

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Thanks for the new thread @maccamacc !!

In reply to the last one @rasperryripple
No, I won’t be there. We can’t get away tickets - sold only to season ticket holders… and RLF will not entertain away days, especially not on NYE.

The real reason is, I don’t want to cry on nye, we’re bound to get a massive spanking tomorrow…

I’d take the spanking off bae though if it was just me and him in the stadium
 
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Thanks for the new thread @maccamacc !!

In reply to the last one @rasperryripple
No, I won’t be there. We can’t get away tickets - sold only to season ticket holders… and RLF will not entertain away days, especially not on NYE.

The real reason is, I don’t want to cry on nye, we’re bound to get a massive spanking tomorrow…

I’d take the spanking off bae though if it was just me and him in the stadium
In the stadium? 😳
 
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He will hold that grudge forever. :ROFLMAO: And I totally approve.

He’d better start tomorrow! I’m almost as excited to see him as our guys.
He will… unless he’s one of the ones with a virus, but sounded like in the press conference this morning he’d be starting. You’ll get to see him very sad… I haven’t seen that yet


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Yes…

you can’t be picky Goss

Also, because it’s the same, but different…

to celebrate the 50th thread, here’s the 50th cap video

Thank you for the new thread @maccamacc 💙

And thank you for this vid @einahpets93 it is one of my faves; he is so tanned, I love the way he strokes his jaw and is so thoughtful in his answers and I love the bromance with Kyle.
Oh and I really love the way he says “Columbia were the dirtiest team we’ve ever played” 🥵

In honour of 50 perving stations thoughtful thread discussions, let’s have some bum

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Thank you for the new thread @maccamacc 💙

And thank you for this vid @einahpets93 it is one of my faves; he is so tanned, I love the way he strokes his jaw and is so thoughtful in his answers and I love the bromance with Kyle.
Oh and I really love his he says “Columbia were the dirtiest team we’ve ever played” 🥵

In honour of 50 perving stations thoughtful thread discussions, let’s have some bum

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I absolutely love his arse. @cobette where you at with red 2018 England arse 🍑

God guys my tongue has been sore at the side for like a week now especially at night. What the hell is wrong with it
 
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Missionary bae in a veritable 🍑 orchard

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Buns out for Sergio... well, one Bun.
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Mad props for Maguire resisting the urge to reach down and grab it
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More Red England Arse
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Surprised Pikachu Buns
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How it started
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How it's going
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Missionary bae in a veritable 🍑 orchard

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Buns out for Sergio... well, one Bun.
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Mad props for Maguire resisting the urge to reach down and grab it
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More Red England Arse
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Surprised Pikachu Buns
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Elite pics here!

I especially love this one and the look on concern that Ruben has his hands on Zinchenko’s actual neck

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@strawberrysunshine_x how’s the rum going? Hope your tongue sorts itself out

I bloody hate Liverpool
 
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Missionary bae in a veritable 🍑 orchard

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Buns out for Sergio... well, one Bun.
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Mad props for Maguire resisting the urge to reach down and grab it
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More Red England Arse
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Surprised Pikachu Buns
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He's a well hung donkey isn't he? 😂 🤗🤭🤤
 
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Bae as me, trying to get comfy.

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Is it normal for a period to hurt in the ribcage or am I dying of something else?
 
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Fit af in this tagged vid
 

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