John Stones #33 waiting for news on Bae’s hammy but in the meantime just get in our fannies

[Gattle09]

Morning, Artic Monkeys tickets on sale today lads

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Omg I’ve done it!!! I don’t need no man

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

I’m just going to keep quoting these because wtf! Why’s he so fucking hot

Can I keep posting them cos I can’t cope with him!!!!!!
My top four fav pics….

He’s not human. He’s a bloody god

 

[Starttheline]

Keep seeing news flashes for the hurricane. Very glad you left when you did @cobette

 

[mimimithis]

I don't think I can write this chapter. I'm sitting in front of an empty page on a new part of this chapter, and nothing... I'm beginning to think I suck at writing smut

 

[Just Drive]

Don't worry, I'm here. Not disappearing on you.

Just bleurgh. Am aware I'm no kind of company at all.

I’m just glad to see you on here.

 

[lou_claire91]

Speaking of wank Wednesday RLF has gone into the loft to get suitcases and holiday stuff down and he has bought down “my box” which is literally a sellotape sealed box that I packed up when we moved from our old house in Nov 2020 from my under the bed and I haven’t looked in it since then as I was pregnant so didn’t want to look into my box of god knows what sexy shit so today might be the day I open it and see what still remains it’s gonna be full of years of online purchases, Ann summers parties and sixth form slutty party outfits I think

 

[LurkingAnnie]

Tell me you live with a knobhead, without telling me you live with a knobhead

Spoiler: I’ll go first

has opened the patio doors!!

 

[lou_claire91]

gahhhh i will happily sit there and stroke her tummy all night and give her an ear rub such a beautiful lil girly

She would love that!! She was like an only child for 5/6 years so she now has to share! She however does like wrapping a blanket around her so only her nose is sticking out and snoring too

 

[Violetroselily]

What’s happened are you ok X

Yes just loads of last minute crap at work and people being knows. Jinxed myself by saying I'd have a quiet day 🥲

Have you been for your walk?

 

[cobette]

@Violetroselily obvs we are more appreciative of your glorious decolletage than some shitty bloke.

You need a man who loves you at least as much as we do. Anything less isn't worth bothering with.

Our wordsmith has spoken

Only worthy one.

 

[lou_claire91]

Would pay for privilege of these things.

Finished UIL and started FWB.

Spoiler

I cannot believe she ended up with Mason. Married the cretin. Never seen such a fucked up relationship. Jaw was on the floor when she went with Dec, I did not think things could get any lower. Poor Chilly. Cannot believe the only time he got his giant dick wet was with that skank Lily. He deserves so much better.

And the girl in FWB seems just a carbon copy of Becs.

Good morning all 🤍

Sorry about your case lovey!

Spoiler: UIL

the whole book makes no sense but it’s like when you think it can’t get worse it does!!! It’s the fact she seemingly tries to date everyone, I love the fact bae seemingly wants to date a girl who is pregnant by another footballer so maybe factually she’s sound on parts! But poor Chilly, he just was used the whole way through!!!

and FWB Georgia is to start with quite similar but she’s a tiny bit more likeable, she’s not such whore

@sugarfairy23 I am all caught up on the sequel now and love it! Expect comments later

sending Bae hammy vibes to you all

 

[Violetroselily]

Keep seeing news flashes for the hurricane. Very glad you left when you did @cobette

I was on a call today with a colleague in Tampa, I asked how things were and she was like "yeah...its due to hit us in about 4 hours, I'm in the top evacuation zone because I live right by the water" and I was like how are you still working

 

[cobette]

RIP lippy

Are they all off the plane?

Yep they are all off and there's no staff because it's so early. Had to fill in a paper form and leave it at an unmanned desk

I think lippy is in RLF's case.

 

[Violetroselily]

Went to the promised land on the way home

Have I ever disclosed that my first job was here...?

Spoiler

Firstly, had to get one of these so I can think of @Just Drive and it's for charity

@cobette will have a festive vag soon

More weird Christmas things

Normal Christmas things

 

[lou_claire91]

Good morning girls 🤍

 

[Violetroselily]

 

[cobette]

Don't worry, I'm here. Not disappearing on you.

Just bleurgh. Am aware I'm no kind of company at all.

Thank you for checking in, We love you x

Sometimes bae likes to hide away too.

 

[Violetroselily]

why isn't he ours

 

[cobette]

Are you not jet lagged at all? Have you even been to sleep?!

I slept for an hour, maybe 2 on the plane. Just woke about from about another 3. Want to sleep longer but if I do I'll never sleep tonight.

Spoiler: we like the new blankie