John Stones #28 sticking things in his mouth…we wish he’d stick his thing in our mouths

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I think it's safe to say you'll come to have that crush on Bae, no matter where you work. It just happens.

Ah, it might be a bit blunt, but I can be difficult, I'll readily admit that.

Your colleagues sound so adorable. I'm all here for these little stories of happiness.

Btw, did you catch the AM song title?

That's terrible!

Surely you know that none of us are going to discourage an office romance!? We have to live vicariously through you.
Yeah, it kinda left me with a headache, which I cannot shake. And I wanted to write.

Exactly, we'll cheer you on!
 
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Good luck with your appointment! Lovely bae photos.


I love this. Please keep us updated!
 
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That’s awful hope you get it sorted without too much hassle
Thank you. I'm lucky that I could send my damage report online, and I already made an appointment with the garage my car always gets serviced at for tomorrow, so that it can get assesssed and repaired quickly. It's only a matter of who'll have to pay, and I doubt the police will find the culprit. 🙅🏼‍

I just replied with fuck off
Best kind of reply, you legend!
 
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Maybe I'm just kidding myself haha
I haven’t worked for like 19 months (Mat leave and then no childcare so stayed off) and I have a fair list of footballers I would fuck and an unhealthy habit of writing a lot of fics … so I’m verging on excessive so don’t worry yourself … yet!
 
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That’s so bad. It happens all the time here especially at the super market !! They could have left you a note to apologise ! it looks like they scraped it pretty bad as well.
some people are so selfish aren’t they. Your car looks posh tho I want a BMW

@Violetroselily are you ok
 
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Right, the crush. You get the cons first so you don't get your hopes up.

We work together closely enough that it'd probably be a problem.
He's not my boss but he is a level above me in the hierarchy so potentially mild power dynamics ickiness.
He's a real outdoorsy active type which obviously I'm not.
Extroverted and sociable and has a million friends, which, if we're being truly honest, simply wouldn't work with my whole weirdo loner vibes. Realistically, would be exhausting.
Taller than me but only just. I'm not convinced VAR would notice the difference. Inevitably I would feel like a big clomping monster.
I belong alone and am OK with that.

And then the pros, so you get where I'm coming from.

Fit. Not like bae-gorgeous (who is?) but fit in a grinning puppy-dog kind of way.
An actual adult man who mows the lawn and puts up shelves and doesn't need looking after. Emotionally stable in a way men I'm attracted to generally tend not to be.
Properly warm and friendly. Remembers little comments about your life or family and asks engaging follow-up questions next time he sees you. Loves a "what's for tea?" chat.
Really clever and knowledgeable but wears it lightly, helps me if I ask him to but never assumes I won't understand something. No ego - asks me for help when he thinks I know better.
Hilarious in just the way I like. Thinks of a pun and has to let me know about it, then waits eagerly to find out if I can do a better one.
 
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I’m team crush

obsessed with the pun thing
 
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Awww he sounds lovely. I met my fella at work. I was a bit skeptical at first because of working together and it going wrong but we have lasted. We got on as friends really well first a bit like you and your work pal. I’d say go for it if it comes up but don’t force it. Can you get drunk at the Xmas do and shag him and go from there . Joking that’s terrible advice
 
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You're already fallen for him baby.

 
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He sounds lovely pros outweigh cons and you are a bit outdoorsy you were out loads on your hols. Good luck x


@strawberrysunshine_x I think this is one of my favourite pictures they both look so good
 
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@Gossgossgoss9888 and her love interest 🥹🥹🥹🥹. Do you have any incline he likes you?

He sounds lovely pros outweigh cons and you are a bit outdoorsy you were out loads on your hols. Good luck x

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@strawberrysunshine_x I think this is one of my favourite pictures they both look so good
I absolutely love everything about. Baby’s hair, his skin colour ( bit of a tan) the way they are holding each other and Jack just looks beautiful as usual I’d love to be in the middle of them
 
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This is so cute and so well thought out. I'm a huge believer in if it's meant to be, it's meant to be.

I had a thing with a guy once. We were never together, but we would hold hands and have little kisses and cuddles if we happened to be out together, more than friends but not enough to be boyfriend and girlfriend. Eventually it just fizzled away, we were seeing other people etc. Anyway, a few years later we ended up working together. Zero awkwardness and because we used to get on so well and had great chemistry, we just fell back into a lovely friendship (with no kisses or cuddles). So a success story of sorts! If it doesn't work out, it doesn't always have to be awkward.
 
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This is SO lovely.

Just changed the ending of NRO to this.
 
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This is so upsetting! Hope their car had a good bashing too
 
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I don't necessarily see the cons as die-hard cons, and the pros really do outweigh them by a lot. He sounds lovely.
 
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Me and RLF had a little break when I decided if he wasn’t going to marry me then I didn’t see the point in being together (I was young and dramatic) and I had a colleagues shoulder to cry on… we hooked up a few times and that was that. Even now i work with him a few times a month and he’s still the nicest person. I even went to his wedding earlier in the year
 
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when I just started my job there was a guy I knew there who had been trying to get with me for agessss. We had the same circle of friends etc but he was a serious fucking player so I kept saying no. Fast forward Xmas do whaf did I do … went home with him. He has the biggest Willy I’ve ever seen to this day we’re still friends now ! He has just bought a house with his gf & I obvs have a baby and a fella.we never told anyone it happened and I don’t even think we discussed it. Was just a drunken fumble that proved where better off as buddies Not sure why I still call my three year old a baby 🥹
 
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