John Stones #11 He can put his fruit in our salads

[cobette]

Does he not like popcorn chicken? Silly goose. Does someone stay there with you when you are working really late?

I will feel super nervous in the morning but i think its taken so long to get to this point I've not really had time to worry about it properly. New building is only round the corner from my old one so I don't need to figure out a new journey or anything. The worst thing will be not Tattling during the day

We're gonna miss you! Hopefully you'll discover you can squeeze us in by the time pre-season starts. JG will be pulling out all the stops to try and reel you in.

He doesn't like Popcorn, it's a bit nippy! I'm also not a fan. Someone is supposed to stay but they don't here, in my old place they would. Sunday = Funday. Miss it!

I’m a proper miserable bugger, I don’t like socialising after 7pm any night apart from Friday and Saturday like to have my bra off as soon as I can

looking forward to hearing about your first day.

@cobette hope it goes as quickly as possible for you.
When’s your next day off?

Howling about the bra. As I'm so unblessed in that department I just wear seamless crop tops all the time, if I have to wear a real bra these days I feel like I'm being tortured!

I'm off on Wed which seems v far away.

 

[LurkingAnnie]

We're gonna miss you! Hopefully you'll discover you can squeeze us in by the time pre-season starts. JG will be pulling out all the stops to try and reel you in.

He doesn't like Popcorn, it's a bit nippy! I'm also not a fan. Someone is supposed to stay but they don't here, in my old place they would. Sunday = Funday. Miss it!



Howling about the bra. As I'm so unblessed in that department I just wear seamless crop tops all the time, if I have to wear a real bra these days I feel like I'm being tortured!

I'm off on Wed which seems v far away.

Wednesday is aaaaagesss away!! Feels like you’ve been in a week already!
I think I could get away with sports bras, but I feel like they flatten me more.. and on the off chance I meet the love of my life I always wear matching undies

 

[mimimithis]

I have misjudged my plans today and will probably not be home until 9, then need to sort myself out for tomorrow, wash my hair etc. I can at least have a bit of a lie in tomorrow as I'm not in super early. I hate being out on Sunday evenings

@cobette what time will you finish?



What day is your date?

If I washed my hair in the evening, I could promise you already that I'd have a head of messy curls in the morning, no matter what I tried. Hopefully you get everything sorted and have a relaxing evening and a good sleep, so you can start fresh.

Fingers crossed your first day goes superbly!

It's on Wednesday, actually! I'm excited, the guy's really cute.

Just watched the F1 and now I think it’s feet up and chill before the Monday fear kicks in.
How about you?

I only heard about an accident at the beginning? Who won?

Weekly stock count Already on my second Irn Bru and I only brought three.

I hope it stays all right for you (not sure, whether the superstition of wishing someone a q--- shift jinks it, it surely does at the hospital). Stock count sounds like a pest, though

If I can get my arse up now, I could try and finish another chapter.

 

[Violetroselily]

If I washed my hair in the evening, I could promise you already that I'd have a head of messy curls in the morning, no matter what I tried. Hopefully you get everything sorted and have a relaxing evening and a good sleep, so you can start fresh.

Fingers crossed your first day goes superbly!

It's on Wednesday, actually! I'm excited, the guy's really cute.



I only heard about an accident at the beginning? Who won?



I hope it stays all right for you (not sure, whether the superstition of wishing someone a q--- shift jinks it, it surely does at the hospital). Stock count sounds like a pest, though

If I can get my arse up now, I could try and finish another chapter.

The crash was awful, but the driver is absolutely fine. This is the view from the stands. I love how only one person makes any attempt to run away.

 

[mimimithis]

Howling about the bra. As I'm so unblessed in that department I just wear seamless crop tops all the time, if I have to wear a real bra these days I feel like I'm being tortured!

I'm off on Wed which seems v far away.

I wear bralettes these days, cannot be arsed with underwire. Torture devices, that's what they are.

The crash was awful, but the driver is absolutely fine. This is the view from the stands. I love how only person makes any attempt to run away.

OH MY DAYS. What on earth... so lucky, if he walked away unscathed.

 

[Violetroselily]

Also the worst thing about being back in an office is having to wear a bra everyday and unfortunately I cannot wear anything but a proper underwired number.

 

[LurkingAnnie]

If I washed my hair in the evening, I could promise you already that I'd have a head of messy curls in the morning, no matter what I tried. Hopefully you get everything sorted and have a relaxing evening and a good sleep, so you can start fresh.

Fingers crossed your first day goes superbly!

It's on Wednesday, actually! I'm excited, the guy's really cute.



I only heard about an accident at the beginning? Who won?





If I can get my arse up now, I could try and finish another chapter.

Completely the same with my hair, so I wash it every morning.

Sainz from Ferrari won, was an exciting last 12 or so laps. It’ll plug the gap until the football is back on

exciting about your date!!! I love it when people start dating, I have to know everything. I feel like I never really dated, just always ended up in a relationship

I would have loved internet dating I’m an attention bleep

Also the worst thing about being back in an office is having to wear a bra everyday and unfortunately I cannot wear anything but a proper underwired number.

I feel you sister

 

[cobette]

Wednesday is aaaaagesss away!! Feels like you’ve been in a week already!
I think I could get away with sports bras, but I feel like they flatten me more.. and on the off chance I meet the love of my life I always wear matching undies

Ffs why have I not taken this into account.

Also the worst thing about being back in an office is having to wear a bra everyday and unfortunately I cannot wear anything but a proper underwired number.

You're good, I reckon bae's a boobs man.

 

[LurkingAnnie]

Ffs why have I not taken this into account.



You're good, I reckon bae's a boobs man.

My mum said you have to wear matching underwear in case you get knocked over - but I think in case I get random sex with a hottie is a better way of thinking

 

[Violetroselily]

I don't think I own any matching underwear. Perhaps this is why I am single.

 

[LurkingAnnie]

I don't think I own any matching underwear. Perhaps this is why I am single.

I’m talking colours, not sets
RLF would think all his christmases had come at once if I start walking round in fancy lingerie

i’m all about the standard black

 

[cobette]

I got knocked over once. I was about 14 though so underwear likely didn't match

 

[LurkingAnnie]

I got knocked over once. I was about 14 though so underwear likely didn't match

Really? Was it bad??

 

[Just Drive]

New thread!

Still no sign of bae, though. What a little tit.

 

[Violetroselily]

I got knocked over once. I was about 14 though so underwear likely didn't match

Sounds like a @wonderstruck25 kind of thing

 

[LurkingAnnie]

New thread!

Still no sign of bae, though. What a little tit.

We think he’s just having a lot of sex that’s why no one’s seen him

 

[wonderstruck25]

I got knocked over once. I was about 14 though so underwear likely didn't match

By a person? Cause my first thought was car?

Sounds like a @wonderstruck25 kind of thing

I don’t have a defence 🫣

 

[livvys]

This is where you all are!
Happy new thread
Where the duck is John 🥲

 

[Violetroselily]

By a person? Cause my first thought was car?



I don’t have a defence 🫣

I mean she is so small she could easily be knocked down by a person

 

[maccamacc]

John liked Kyle’s insta post three days ago. So. We know he is alive.

#desperate