John Stones #11 He can put his fruit in our salads

[cobette]

By a car, now I think about I must have been younger than 14.

My brother had 50p and he asked it I wanted it. Obv I did, then he chucked it in the road and said 'go and get it then'. There was a lorry coming, waited for it to pass then stepped out then bam! Hadn't seen car behind lorry.

I think I was knocked out for tiniest second but got up and walked home. The poor driver was traumatised and offered me a lift but all I could think was 'don't get in car with strangers'.

Had huge gash on head and very bruised side but I didn't go to hospital because you'd have to have a limb hanging off for my mum to take you.

Had to send my brother back out later to retrieve the 50p.

It didn't even hurt until I looked in mirror and saw the blood and then it killed.

Do you think if I write to City and tell them this story they'll send bae to visit me belatedly!? I can be bed bound.

 

[Shoequeen91]

Sorry don’t wanna interrupt but parking myself in here to say I loved his posts today on socials. They gave me proper dad vibes. Made me warmly smile at my phone like a real freak

Hope Jesus does well at Arsenal and can’t wait to see Kalvin at the Etihad.

 

[cobette]

Thanks to @Gossgossgoss9888 for the excellent thread title.

Recap: Our fave boy is still MIA. Gabby is still a City player. Kalvin is still a Leeds player. Tarky is finally an Everton player. Keano isn't really useless.

Hope you're having the best summer bae, we love you.

Any excuse to get the holiday pics out again.

 

[lou_claire91]

Haha! Thank you!!

I have also just got tickets for the England Vs Germany match too But my partner paid for them and he then made a joke about how he’s just funding my habit

opinions on cats; love them, although I now have dog, she’s alright I suppose ha!

favourite fics; so I write some so love to read for inspiration (and filth) but I love parachute and BDE, I did just read a hendo and grealish one and on tumblr I’m reading some Mount one so I need some more John ones!! 🤍

favourite pictures include;

 

[lou_claire91]

Hey,
So I’ve been peeking in the dark at these Tattle threads for over a month, but haven’t yet posted or joined (super busy with boring real life eurgh) but finally decided to join and pop in

After that photo of John on holiday and the fact I have spent an obscene amount to go to numerous Man City matches on my own just to get a glimpse of that curly hair and perfect ass in real life I thought it’s time for me to join this thread ha!

So yeah big fan (thanks for the AO3 recommendations) and yeah just hey everyone!

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Spoiler

I'm sure you'll rock this meeting, and you'll be out of there before you know it. You are neither a fraud nor a failure, or you wouldn't be where you are right now.

Mentally still at @LurkingAnnie 's beach... so pretty.

Spoiler

Thank you. Am crying again of course. I know it'll be okay, it's always okay because the problem is inside my head. Just need to keep it there.

At last week's meeting she asked what my ambitions are and I managed to be honest enough to say "I don't feel I've done enough in my current role to think about moving on further" without crying or letting on that I think I'm fucking useless, because when faced with people who actually know me I am stoic to the point of robotic and that keeps me safe from horrifyingly embarrassing outbursts.

It's disrespectful to Rodri to presume Kalvin will come right into side too. I rate Kalvin highly but Rodri has been outstanding. We've seen with Jack's first season that nothing is guaranteed.

Spoiler

Sending you lots of love and awkward arm pats. I often become a bumbling wreck around my boss as I worry he thinks I'm in adequate, which then makes me look inadequate. I hope tomorrow goes well, you need some recognition for the efforts of last week.

I'm not surprised you had a little cry, that happens when you're overtired.

I think you should indulge with a McDs with the rest of them.

Spoiler

Thank you

Not sure I particularly want recognition, it only makes me uncomfortable. Could really do without a litany of my failures though.

Have therapy after work though so can do my weeping then.

I'm doing McDs in spirit, homemade cheeseburger and chips.

Me right now.

Thank you all for being my Kyle Please don't piss everywhere.

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Life hack: never open the curtains.

 

[LurkingAnnie]

I mean this one isn't great

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Also is this the worst bandage yet? Cc @cobette

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I John Stones

 

[Violetroselily]

Yeah, I know I’m lucky… and apart from his OCD he is pretty annoyingly perfect (twat)



There’s a clip of Gary Cahill at sports day going round the internet today bae should defo compete!!

I’m going to vote the 7th July

I was just going to say has anyone seen the Gary Cahill sack race clip

 

[mimimithis]

Sorry if I sound like a b**ch but I have zero time for ladies who endlessly pose for no reason on instagram in that irritating posey way that some women do. The pouting, the preening. They may well be lovely people who do endless good but it’s so fake.

**Sorry Bae for being mean about the women in you life

I heard a quote recently, where the person said that sometimes, people use the insta-gratification via selfies and/or posing to get a bit of attention, because they might be having an off / bad / shitty day, and it'll help them move along. It's probably a bit of everything, from "felt cute" to "give me attention, I want it now". Whether I indulge them or scroll past, that's on me, but if that helps anyone, I don't mind people doing it. It's their instagram profile, not mine.

 

[Just Drive]

I always marvel at these families who take holidays together - voluntarily, as adults. (Clearly, I’m projecting, since if my family went on holiday together now, we’d end up on the news having killed each other. It’s nice that Jenny and John are close siblings. I don’t know what that’s like.)

 

[maccamacc]

I like Kalvin. All the “bench squad back up player” talk is v disrespectful. I hope he smashes it and shuts everyone up. Maybe not next season but at some point over these next few years.

Plus bae want to make memories with him so all good for me.

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

His hair is infinitely better now. So soft and fluffy. I want to pet it.

Salmon, rice and vegetables for me tonight. I am trying to take care of myself.

 

[Violetroselily]

By a car, now I think about I must have been younger than 14.

My brother had 50p and he asked it I wanted it. Obv I did, then he chucked it in the road and said 'go and get it then'. There was a lorry coming, waited for it to pass then stepped out then bam! Hadn't seen car behind lorry.

I think I was knocked out for tiniest second but got up and walked home. The poor driver was traumatised and offered me a lift but all I could think was 'don't get in car with strangers'.

Had huge gash on head and very bruised side but I didn't go to hospital because you'd have to have a limb hanging off for my mum to take you.

Had to send my brother back out later to retrieve the 50p.

It didn't even hurt until I looked in mirror and saw the blood and then it killed.

Do you think if I write to City and tell them this story they'll send bae to visit me belatedly!? I can be bed bound.

This is horrifying. Was this the car?

 

[cobette]

He's not shagging them all ffs, don't encourage the paper talk.

Anyone fancy placing a bet as to what date he will come out of hiding? He’s barely been seen over summer

Gonna emerge on first day of pre-season looking even fitter than he did post-lockdown.

 

[Violetroselily]

His car looks like a hearse but there is something so attractive about him driving with his hood up like a proper moody cunt

 

[maccamacc]

John liked Kyle’s insta post three days ago. So. We know he is alive.

#desperate

 

[LurkingAnnie]

HES POSTED

 

[Just Drive]

Agree with your sentiment entirely.

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Beautiful man!

Time for a new thread already! We are good. We’re chatting a lot more than I expected during the summer break and I couldn’t be happier about it. Hope everyone had a good Saturday.

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Kyle living bae's absolute nightmare here.

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