I bet the Hunchback of Clapham can't dance either. and I can't believe he wasn't allowed to watch Harry Potter - his parents are nutjobs. There, I said it.The thought of him getting a freebie hotel room in the same city he lives in is nauseating. I can't believe how empowered these types of people can become!
He never watched X-Men because he wasn't allowed to growing up. It shows people with powers, and that was viewed by his parents and this awful church in Eastleigh full of nutters as ungodly and anti-christian. The same even more so for Harry Potter, and even Pokémon which he has admitted to being secretly obsessed with growing up.
Witchcraft/magic and any sort of glorification or sensationalising of it was met with satanic panic. He doesn't even have a taste for music because he wasn't even allowed to listen to much more than Christian-themed and Praise & Worship songs growing up. So yes, he probably only feigns interest in Harry Potter in some attempt to connect with fans.
I do not understand the hunchback reference? His parents are nutjobs about the religious stuff although not nearly as badly as they used to be from what I gather. The thought of having to travel with him isn't nice, so I don't know why you think I'd be annoyed? Imagine dying of embarrassment as he talks down to service staff and makes fun of people's accents while on holiday with him.I bet the Hunchback of Clapham can't dance either. and I can't believe he wasn't allowed to watch Harry Potter - his parents are nutjobs. There, I said it.
How annoyed are you that you're not going to Barcelona with him?
Maybe when he was younger I could understand and maybe even sympathise, but as soon as they become remotely independant, most children of these kind of abusive, controlling parents break free and usually go on some kind of mental bender or something. The fact that mouldy Germa Colons over here hasn't even watched a comic book film speaks volumes about how much he lacks a personality.He never watched X-Men because he wasn't allowed to growing up. It shows people with powers, and that was viewed by his parents and this awful church in Eastleigh full of nutters as ungodly and anti-christian. The same even more so for Harry Potter, and even Pokémon which he has admitted to being secretly obsessed with growing up.
Witchcraft/magic and any sort of glorification or sensationalising of it was met with satanic panic. He doesn't even have a taste for music because he wasn't even allowed to listen to much more than Christian-themed and Praise & Worship songs growing up. So yes, he probably only feigns interest in Harry Potter in some attempt to connect with fans.
The clusters of mould on his wall have more personalityMaybe when he was younger I could understand and maybe even sympathise, but as soon as they become remotely independant, most children of these kind of abusive, controlling parents break free and usually go on some kind of mental bender or something. The fact that mouldy Germa Colons over here hasn't even watched a comic book film speaks volumes about how much he lacks a personality.
Oh, no. He LOVES Taylor Swift! She's his girl! He listened to her album the second it was released! He's obsessed with Taylor Swift!Witchcraft/magic and any sort of glorification or sensationalising of it was met with satanic panic. He doesn't even have a taste for music because he wasn't even allowed to listen to much more than Christian-themed and Praise & Worship songs growing up. So yes, he probably only feigns interest in Harry Potter in some attempt to connect with fans.
He looks so uncomfortable, playing with his shoe and looking side to side. His Westboro Baptist Church parents really done a number on him.This is hysterical. Joel literally doesn’t say a word in this entire video. Imagine joining a podcast and… not speaking?!?!
As soon as Myles says “sex has really dried up”, Joel’s face DROPPED!
@Greenlentils You took the words right out of my mouth! Worst part is if he could just be unapologetically himself, he'd probably actually get somewhere! Sorry but his mummy and daddy issues are so bad the whole internet can see it. Is that really somehow less embarrassing than the slightest implication that you like certain things in bed or have had sex with a lover? It's more bizarre and makes even less sense than my posts in this thread!Oh my god. That is tragic! They've 100% brought him on just to do some promotion and cast their net into the youtube audience.
They all seem totally oblivious that he wasn't participating at all.
It definitely isn't long before they kick him off. Joel'll say that it was mutual and that he was just so busy he had to move onto other things.
All that and he wouldn't have even had to imply that he's ever enjoyed gay sex or spiced things up in his life. Job done! Mummy and Daddy don't stop loving him, church doesn't call him a sinner, and he doesn't even need to be cleansed in the Blood of Jesus and reclaim his virginity again!It would’ve been so easy to answer that problem without addressing the sex issue directly:
I think that communication is really important in a relationship. We often hear of married couples going to counselling when things turn sour but it can be hard to make that kind of commitment in a relationship that’s in the relatively early stages and without any legal ties. However, if they are monogamous, perhaps it is better to invest that time and money now rather than get married, get settled and have everything get even worse five years down the line. It’s a tough call to take and it depends partly on your financial situation. This is clearly a fork in the road for their relationship and ultimately they need to decide whether it is worth that investment.
That took all of 90 seconds to come up with.
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