Joel Wood

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don’t think I’ve ever seen such an accurate summary of this smarmy rich boy, kudos to you @Greenlentils 👏🏻 Although knowing mouldy minger, he’d think he’s too good for Waitrose, most probably make them buy him another £40 12 piece flapjack box
Or another mouldy mansion? Reckon a fair bit of daddy's money went into that. Whether it's biological daddy or sugar daddy, who knows.
 
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whatever waitrose food he wants at a moments notice.
It’s funny you should mention that - I’m sure there have been 2 videos over the last few months of him and his parents going to a “Waitrose Farm”.

No idea what that involves - presumably a branch of Waitrose in the middle of a field with bails of hay strewn around to make it feel authentic? Basically a theme park for middle-class people with delusions of grandeur.
 
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It’s funny you should mention that - I’m sure there have been 2 videos over the last few months of him and his parents going to a “Waitrose Farm”.

No idea what that involves - presumably a branch of Waitrose in the middle of a field with bails of hay strewn around to make it feel authentic? Basically a theme park for middle-class people with delusions of grandeur.
Yeah, pretty much I'd imagine. Although I'm sure his dad still came out with a plastic bag filled with plastic wrapped convenience food.
 
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Yeah, pretty much I'd imagine. Although I'm sure his dad still came out with a plastic bag filled with plastic wrapped convenience food.
Actually, their assistance with his food costs usually comes in the form of paying for Hello Fresh subscriptions and the like. Also, I'm sure still being an authorised user on his mum's Tesco card probably helps. 🙄. I hear he says it's only kept that way for convenience but I doubt that, knowing other things.. 😕
 
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Actually, their assistance with his food costs usually comes in the form of paying for Hello Fresh subscriptions and the like. Also, I'm sure still being an authorised user on his mum's Tesco card probably helps. 🙄. I hear he says it's only kept that way for convenience but I doubt that, knowing other things.. 😕
How do you know these things!?
 
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My money's on that @LovingIt is actually Lucy 😂 😂
Imagine that! Sadly, I think it is quite unlikely as she seems to be a committed member of The God Squad, too, and probably thinks that gossip sites are the devil's work. Obviously doesn't have a problem with living with a homosexual man and getting pissed off her nut on prosecco though.

 
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My money's on that @LovingIt is actually Lucy 😂 😂
They're either Lucy, which, despite being a member of the God Squad, wouldn't surprise me in the least, or the annoyed comment about being an authorised user of his mum's Tesco card has me thinking LovingIt is Joel's mum and she's sick of his mouldy tit! Buy your own 50 quid flapjacks, Mouldy! Get out of their retirement savings! 😆 😆
 
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It’s interesting how Lia is barely mentioned on his personal channel and if she is then it’s only in passing.

This pretence of “best friends” seems to be a massive myth as they apparently don’t socialise unless they have to sit in a hotel room, film 15 videos of them reading out BuzzFeed articles in a row and then sleep in the same 3/4 bed. Then nothing until you rinse and repeat three months later.
 
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So Mould and Liar are off to Miami now 🤬 🤬
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don't even know why, all they'll do is take teeny tiny sips of prosecco from their manky air b&b

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Omg he's off to barcelona
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Not Gemma Collins quotes again!

What’s the betting that he didn’t even watch her series of Celebrity Big Brother and has just seen the highlights video on YouTube?
 
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Barcelona with the boyfriend, is it Joel? Aww. There's nice. Probably won't film any of it, will you? "I DidNt FiLM it COZ it WoZ A HOLIDAAAAY!"
 
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*eyes emoji*





The devil works hard but RJF works harder!







His Facebook likes include the Royal Navy, UniLad and LadBible. So he’s def #straightacting
 
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hmmm wonder who this is then ? because in the story earlier on, one of the podcasts hosts said Joel was single ?, something doesn't add up
 
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hmmm wonder who this is then ? because in the story earlier on one of the podcasts hosts said Joel was single ?, something doesn't add up
And he lives in Manchester and is from Newcastle. Two places that Joel seemingly has no connections to.
The only link is MyProtein - hasn’t Joel done ad posts for them?
 
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And he lives in Manchester and is from Newcastle. Two places that Joel seemingly has no connections to.
The only link is MyProtein - hasn’t Joel done ad posts for them?
Ohh, I'm surprised he's associating with a northerner ! he's far too stuck up for that !
 
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