Joel Wood #2 Mr Mouldivator, damp cave renovator, sugar daddy dater

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Greenlentils

Am I missing something? He's surely not actually moving in with this bloke he's known for all of 10 minutes and had absolutely no chemistry with?

Seems to me like he's just seizing a potential opportunity to live out his (apparent) dream of buying and renovating a large dilapidated house up north at some point? He couldn't even commit to his small dilapidated house in London!

Now poor Lucy is dropped in it, living with a stranger who'll be paying rent to property-mogul-in-the-making, Mouldy Wood. Who had the decency to not want to share Lucy's business but then told us she would be moving out of London an
 
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phutton44

Here is a treat for you, go to his latest video of My boyfriend dropped a bombshell and around 2 minutes 21, have a look at the receding hairline the rot is setting in as mentioned in a picture by a previous poster.

Oh Mouldy did refer to some of his favourite youtubers and talked about the chateau which is probably his equivalent. The one thing he will need to do is hire a black light for his bedroom makeover and will find that he will have to scrub the cum stains off the walls and carpet from all Keegans shags. With Mouldys hair retreating at the rate it is, we may see the cum stains reflected in his slap head.
 
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JoelFizz

I firmly believe Lord Slaphead will have split up with Keegan long before he's moved in with him. Question is, who will get the Treadmill??!!
 
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Greenlentils

JoelFizz said:
I firmly believe Lord Slaphead will have split up with Keegan long before he's moved in with him. Question is, who will get the Treadmill??!!
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Simple, it'll be Joel because he'll need it to practice walking back to Lucy with his tail between his legs!

My prediction is that they have a tenant by then, so Mouldy'll have to move back in with Mom and Pop.
 
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Venom

On the ' arguing with another influencer ' video he's saying "people shouldn't post about things they don't know about" over some guy who said we should respect the qatari anti gay culture, which is fair enough, Joel has a point there but from what I gather the guy apologised ?? I agree with Joel, but I think it's bit rich for a known racist to take any sort of moral high ground :
 
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phutton44

Wow nice find! the more I read about Joel the more of a repugnant grifter he appears.
 
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Venom


Poor Ol' Mouldy, he's gonna move up North and have to put up with Kethead Keegan's cocaine rages
 
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emm

both him and Lia are just so unintelligent and uninformed I would never listen to anything they have to say. That either of them have managed to make a career out of, whatever it is they do, baffles me
 
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Venom

I'm so glad this twat's thread is picking up again : Happy Monday evening tattlers : wrinkled to fuck !
 
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JoelFizz

Joel saying "people shouldn't post about things they don't know about"

Well that's your entire social media fucked then ya slaphead!
 
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phutton44

So Joel spent a night at Keegans and probably found sex toys, used condoms and other shit. The stupid moron goes on about health is wealth and is constantly eating crap and has a bad diet and gnoshes on two packs of praws and Keegans mouldy cock later. Stealthy health adds to slapheads wealth sadly and I suspect the tips he gives is eat shit, look shit and you'll loose weight having a bit shit. Chomping on biscuit that is fine, but please close your bloody mouth your ill mannered twat. Keegan has kids didnt register in his air head may have watched the Winx saga, if Joel had a fairy power it would certainly be spreading his bum cheeks and engulfing the land in darkness.

Scientists have discovered nuclear fusion, the secret is that Joel goes in a hall of mirrors with his hairline and someone projects some sunlight in, sun rays beams around to his hairline and boom, intense energy and fusion energy is born. Joel I despise you if you are reading,
 
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JoelFizz

I see Mouldy's "best mate" Hatzakis is in New York again trying her best to escape the dumpster fire that is the Property Couple business. "I have an opportunity to further my acting!" Yeah right Lia, you've probably been conned by some guy looking to get you in a porn video. The hotel she's staying at looks sketchy as fuck!

As for Mister Mouldivator, how long before he and Keegan are in a scrum over something? Shall we say Keegan will be a converted try by New Year?
 
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emm

she mentioned doing a class or something? any idea what? God knows what class anyone is doing at this time of year, I work in a school and (in the UK anyway) evyerthing is basically shut down now
 
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holden9

The cokehead will find another bottom that isn't so whiny and balding. They always do
 
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JoelFizz

emm said:
she mentioned doing a class or something? any idea what? God knows what class anyone is doing at this time of year, I work in a school and (in the UK anyway) evyerthing is basically shut down now
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She's been cagey about it. I suspect she's gone to NYC because she's been conned by someone who said "I'll make you a star Lia! You pay your way here and then I'll turn up in your hotel room and audition you for a big movie! It'll be a scene where we have sex! Is that okay?? Cool!" because Lazy Lia is looking for someone else to do the work for her.

"I need a creative team behind me!"

Yeah okay Adele! They'll get right on that! Oh. Wait. You're not famous at all and just think you are like your frenemy Joel.
 
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Venom

who the fuck does Hatzakis think she is ?? Let’s face it it’s hard enough for women with talent to get a break let alone dull as dishwater Lia, what could she possible bring to the table ? Her plain looks, mangled teeth, selfish attitude and equally unattractive youtube partner are not going to bring the offers in are they !
 
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phutton44

Bloody love you Venom!!!!! Joel Wood is the worst.
 
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