You forgot the speech about how hard he’s worked to buy things like this and how hard he had it when he was a kid ( I’m actually very doubtful about how hard he did have it he’s mum was a professional social worker hardly short of money then ! )Tattle Wicks’ Instagram content for this weekend Bingo!
1. Shot of Joe’s bare arse streaking to the Jacuzzi
2. Shot of Dozie, in a bikini, in the jacuzzi. Water level just below the tits for maximum impact.
3. 9 billion stories of Joe making farting references in the jacuzzi
4. Footage of Joe perilously dangling Marley in the jacuzzi
5. Footage of Indie in the jacuzzi delivering the line ‘early gin ton in the jacuzzi’
6. 3 billion mentions of Canada
7. Patronising speech about how buying a jacuzzi can improve your mental health, if you would like to improve your mental health subscribe to my plan
We will then have to accept him showing off because he deserves it so much ...