ploppityplop2
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That one song he kept playing because he was too tight to pay for licensing
- Notice
Bubblemamaa22
Chatty Member
Bloody hell, how many more revelations can there be to have?!
He has an epiphany three times a week!
It's all you talk and think about Joe, well, except all your self congratulating on top tier parenting and "shag days" with Body of
of course.
AaronPurrSir
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Perusing a “which celebrities have you met” thread on Mumsnet and saw this 
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Brummiebird
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And let’s not forget it took him months to notice his newborn couldn’t see because he was too busy arranging dinner parties, bonking sessions with ya body is fire and sticking the poor mite in a handbag on the floor.
tinypathers
Well-known member
Yet again to Joe and his team who are reading- it isn’t as simple as calories in and out when you’ve got health issues like hypothyroidism, perimenopause, autoimmune issues meaning years of steroids, metabolic issues like PCOS etc etc. Plus people with physical disabilities, chronic fatigue, chronic pain, shift work, single parents with no support, low incomes, limited access to healthy food who can’t have avocado and salmon for lunch every day. Joe lives in a very limited, privileged bubble and no matter how often he wheels out the pic of him with the bike and trailer he is no longer relatable.
Bubblemamaa22
Chatty Member
Londonchick
Chatty Member
Marley is probably the luckiest out of them all as he gets to escape the Joe pressure cooker for a few hours.
Crying at his Q&A that "magically" answers all of the questions on here...
Also wow. I feel so sorry for Rosie. This has really put their relationship in a new light for me. She has presumed appendicitis, surgery while pregnant, and he hops off to New York? The whole time while we didn't know she'd had it he'd been complaining about his shoulder, off to Manchester, complaining in the car about the kids. I feel so bad for her. She'll be still not feeling great and he's asking if he can do some podcasts in New York instead of looking after her.
Now that I come to think about it, when does Joe - the oversharer - actually ever show things he's done for his wife? Or is it just all about him? She really is just an object to him that he likes to get up the duff so he can boast about his own sex abilities.
Next thread suggestion: Time for Baby Number Four, if Joe can fit it in around podcasts in New York
Also wow. I feel so sorry for Rosie. This has really put their relationship in a new light for me. She has presumed appendicitis, surgery while pregnant, and he hops off to New York? The whole time while we didn't know she'd had it he'd been complaining about his shoulder, off to Manchester, complaining in the car about the kids. I feel so bad for her. She'll be still not feeling great and he's asking if he can do some podcasts in New York instead of looking after her.
Now that I come to think about it, when does Joe - the oversharer - actually ever show things he's done for his wife? Or is it just all about him? She really is just an object to him that he likes to get up the duff so he can boast about his own sex abilities.
Next thread suggestion: Time for Baby Number Four, if Joe can fit it in around podcasts in New York
WhippetGood
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Just goes to show money can’t buy you class - kids absolutely feral climbing on stuff left right and centre. Why couldn’t she sit in the chair and pour the oil over instead of standing on the worktop chucking it everywhere?
tinypathers
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He was a self declared expert on child nutrition after indie had been on solids for a fortnight, now he’s decided he’s also a menopause specialist, educational psychologist and child psychiatrist.
WhippetGood
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“Leni what colour is the ball? What colour? What colour is this? What colour is the ball? Leni what colour is the ball” - Jesus Christ just give her the ball to play with and shut the f up
ploppityplop2
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for sure it was definitely done to up his engagement. He knew was he was doing
Quite possibly never been happier seeing this tosspot falling onto his sword over his gasbag comments. The squirming that will be going on at Twat Towers right now will be off the scale
YogaKitty444
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He's been on Radio 2's Tracks of my Years this week and he is SO boring. Just dull, flat and cannot joke around whatsoever.
Suprise suprise, we had to hear about his awful childhood again and him constantly drone on about himself.
I thought it was quite telling today. He picked a George Ezra song that he had playing on his lockdown videos. He said all the kids know it from that and when he does workouts at festivals they all sing along with it. He said that it feels amazing to have 2k people singing along when he tells them to and it's not even his song and that he couldn't imagine how it would feel to be a singer at Glastonbury or somewhere and hear tens of thousands of people all singing to you.
Now, I agree. It would be an amazing thing. But he didn't say he'd find it humbling, amazing, emotional, heartbreaking, euphoric etc. He said "I can't imagine how powerful that would make you feel".
Powerful!
What a fuckwit.
Suprise suprise, we had to hear about his awful childhood again and him constantly drone on about himself.
I thought it was quite telling today. He picked a George Ezra song that he had playing on his lockdown videos. He said all the kids know it from that and when he does workouts at festivals they all sing along with it. He said that it feels amazing to have 2k people singing along when he tells them to and it's not even his song and that he couldn't imagine how it would feel to be a singer at Glastonbury or somewhere and hear tens of thousands of people all singing to you.
Now, I agree. It would be an amazing thing. But he didn't say he'd find it humbling, amazing, emotional, heartbreaking, euphoric etc. He said "I can't imagine how powerful that would make you feel".
Powerful!
What a fuckwit.
losingmymindagain
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So he wakes up groggy and saying about the amount of cocktails he had last night, but goes for his run with his worshippers, sorry, I mean US followers. Then the next story he’s moaning about his hangover and how drinking isn’t a good idea etc etc. Sorry Joe, I thought exercise is meant to fix everything? You should be on top of the world, cos you exercised, you went for a run didn’t you? Remember? Bellend.
Shmebulock
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Surely 1 omelette between 5 people is not enough, even if it does have 6 eggs in, that is a little over 1 egg per person.
Londonchick
Chatty Member
He loves Dozie's body when she is preggers 
he has said many times. it's basically all about him. I got horrific piles after baby number 4 - I'd hate for her to suffer a similar fate
I doubt they have considered how much this will all bite them on the arse when they have 18,16,14 and 12 year olds who want nothing more to do with him after having their childhood sold online. His fitness 'empire' will be a mere memory by then and he'll be a raging alcoholic who is fat from too many pieces of marmalade on toast.
he has said many times. it's basically all about him. I got horrific piles after baby number 4 - I'd hate for her to suffer a similar fate I doubt they have considered how much this will all bite them on the arse when they have 18,16,14 and 12 year olds who want nothing more to do with him after having their childhood sold online. His fitness 'empire' will be a mere memory by then and he'll be a raging alcoholic who is fat from too many pieces of marmalade on toast.