Joe Wicks #18 The Messiah’s children are shoeless and his parenting is clueless

[Raquencha]

Quite a few of the comments have said about cooking it ruins it and a lot of the comments look like bots. There’s not many with the adoration he normally gets.

 

[Bubblemamaa22]

My bad - I skip through most of the stories because they're boring af lol.

So do I! I only went back because of Tattle.

 

[unidentified]

I follow an interior designer who spoke openly about her experience at Coachella and how awful it was. I’m sure she said she expected drugs but nothing on the scale it was and actually there’s very little to do, nowhere to sit etc. She expected Glastonbury style but disappointed massively and they actually left early and I’m didn’t even bother to go on the last day.
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I’ve not rewatched so can’t remember exactly what was said but here’s the link for anyone who wants to listen (hoping it’s ok to post, she does have 40k followers)

 

[JayRad]

I’m all for kids learning to do things themselves but surely as a parent you could help them a bit, especially when they’re 3 years old…Joe just doesn’t give a shit does he
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Actually it seems he just posting random shite so I’m guessing Marley wasn’t even 3 here

 

[JayRad]

Is this to do with Joe ?

I think it’s referring to his mum and how he constantly slags off his upbringing

 

[Lorelei]

Thought I would share this again for anyone new who found us after all the ‘look at my wife, aren’t we amazing’ this weekend.

Thread 8, post 1001. That is not Rosie in The background…..

Joe Wicks #8 Never with the kids or wife, constantly living the single life.

I’m new to all this, but once my friend sent me this when joe was staying in a hotel and had said it was going to be hard as he would be away from His girlfriend and baby for 10 days, there’s a woman in his bed in the back 😨

tattle.life

He’s definitely been up to something! I wonder if he was pissed when he did that.

 

[sarleyahson]

What is going on with indie’s hair??

 

[JayRad]

Can't wait to see how he does in this Dualthlon tomorrow, with his £7k bike with flat tyres he hasn't ridden in ages and a run. He's going to be blowing out of his arse sadly think it may only be sprint distance but he's done little of either sport in months.
Such a waste having that beautiful bike just hanging on his garage wall unridden.

I think it’s either 5-20-5 or 2.5-10-2.5

I bet he’s doing the latter!

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Grounding our feet

 

[maytoseptember]

She has the strangest crease between her nose and lip

Hadn’t noticed that before but yes, it’s due to lip filler migrating upwards towards the nose area.

 

[Chockablock]

Are the messiah and his adoring family on their way back do we think? Might indie attend school at some point?

Nope 29th… he overshares which is why I know this

 

[Clare]

Yes attendance figures won’t kick in until she’s 5, but he probably isn’t aware (and won’t care) but private schools are having to demonstrate some accountability for attendance as of very recently so although he won’t be fined, the school will be keeping an eye on attendance figures.

 

[Lorelei]

So he smugly preaches that he doesn’t allow the kids tablets or screen time yet proceeds to film their every waking hour ! Then shares it to millions of people !
Why does he actually need to show the kids on his body coach Instagram ? Why can’t they be allowed the privacy of their child hood !

Because he needs to make $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ off of weaning them even though no one gives a shit.

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

I will be making it my mission to avoid him at Glastonbury

 

[Whathappened?]

No way, she needs the kids to secure the cash in the inevitable divorce.

 

[tatty400]

I reckon he's in cahoots with the Mail to be honest. Any publicity is good publicity and most comments I've seen on social media have been pro-Joe and anti-"parenting police."

Totally. 100%

 

[losingmymindagain]

So he's taking a few days off his phone. Presume he'll be back by Monday night with our next parenting lesson showing us mere mortals "how to travel on an airplane with children"

Yeah right. He’ll be back by tomorrow evening

 

[tatty400]

Oh, that is just so full of cringe. I'm embarrassed for her

Watch ‘Reloading with Rosie’. I couldn’t watch more than a minute, so gross and cringe. She must have been desperate for cash.

 

[Scragbags]

God that's a lovely morning room for the family to have breakfast in.
They really moved into that house and didn't change a single bit of decor did they

 

[wardy1]

The face Dozie sees when he’s on top…

Also your head should be in line with the rest of your spine. Come on Joe ‘Best Coach in the Kingdom’ Wicks, sort that form out

He looks like Golemn.
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Sleep helps? He still looks dreadful.

Fucking state of it