Joe Sugg #5 Dianne Buswell's sex god

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They all seemed to get along well when they were on Strictly together. I don't ever get the sense they are pretending to have serious friendships - I think the one who was closest to them was Johannes (?). Not sure if that's true anymore.

That whole friendship group he had with the Youtube group felt like the lads who don't want to grow up each slowly growing up. One of Joe's problems, if you want to call it a problem, is he doesn't want to fully commit because so much of his content still relies on keeping a foot in a more childlike place. Dianne also seems to try to be two different ages - she's an accomplished person in many ways but still clings to the past. That's why I think they'd both be better off leaving social media for a while and seeing what happens, both in their relationship and their development as people. Not that they will.
 
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Hang on a moment, he does some cooking on in the pan?
 
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I think they like him because he's with Dianne and she's happy but that's it. They never hang around him if she's not around and usually the two of them are like codependent hermits.

Also in Joe's mind if they all hang around Dianne may run off with another man. Keep her close so she doesn't know what's missing. I'm assuming though that based on their social over the last couple of weeks the buttercreams have been given special dispensation for social distancing? 1m looks awfully close in their pictures.
 
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Aww The Poor Millionaires Don’t Get a Free Holiday This year! Feel so Sorry for them!
 
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Sooo, in Dianne's latest video, she cuts his food for him???? What is wrong with them?
 
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Sooo, in Dianne's latest video, she cuts his food for him???? What is wrong with them?
i saw someone else mention this somewhere else. I really don’t think she was cutting his food - she’d finished hers and was pinching some of his...
 
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Ironically caspar is by far the most successful out of all of them. Not Joe

Never thought I would see the day but I much prefer the other boys in the group these days. I think all of them apart from Mikey have settled down a bit now they have girlfriends and actually still have time for each other, unlike joe
Same. I’d even say I prefer Mikey! And that’s a stretch. At least he seems to be growing up and not just trying to milk kids
 
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Yeah, she was pinching some of his food. I know Dianne likes to mother Joe, but she's not that bad!
 
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Yeah, but if I wanted to pich some of my bf's food, I wouldn't cut his food into several pieces. I would just take it as it is or I would cut just one piece off...

Maybe it's just me, but I find this behavior v strange
 
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She has regressed from a strong confident 30 year old dancer who has travelled the world and knows how to use her body hasn't she? Fake glasses and toddler rainbow t-shirt?! I think its cos I like the adult dancer Dianne of yesteryear. Is it Joe pushing this or is it the 30 year old ambitious woman who knows what Joe wants in a woman and is morphing into it to get her ring, increased profile and UK citizenship.
Currently I look at them and see a pair of 18 year old first year uni students in halls. I can even smell their dirty dishes through the screen and the garlic!
 
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First year students in uni halls sums them up really well, I forget she is only two years younger than me but she seems a lot younger than that!
 
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Are they heading to chewed up Glen, it is the Suggs free designation of choice. Wonder if Alfie & Zoe will turn up too?
 
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Diannes always been a bit whacky and out there you can tell from old video clips etc and from what her friends say about her.Its just that since being with Joe you are obviously seeing a lot more since she started vlogging etc

Are they heading to chewed up Glen, it is the Suggs free designation of choice. Wonder if Alfie & Zoe will turn up too?
I saw someone tweet that they were going away with Joes best friend and his girlfriend?
 
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Look’s Like they are Staying in Another Random Field Again. Strange Because It Looks Exactly the same as the last One!
 
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