I’m sure she’s okay with it, and I can’t see Dianne getting fussed about things like this. I just think she would have preferred something special. I mean would she really consider Alfie and Zoe and Alfie’s random skate mates family already? I don’t know. I’d say she’d pick the dancers on strictly any day.When I first saw they were at Zalfies I just thought 'REALY?! Joe you're a fucking idiot'. But maybe Dianne didn't want a big party. I'm pretty sure if she wanted one Joe would have given her it but it's her only day off and she wanted a small get together with Joe's family (it's also her family now because she doesn't have any relatives in the UK). If she was home in Australia she would spend it with her family anyways so it makes kinda sense. And the Strictly dancers are all over the place, not everyone is in London. Karen is in Dorset (?), Nadiya already in Nottingham, Gorka still in Bournemouth and from their stories/posts they are pretty knackerd. Maybe she will celebrate when her family comes over. And in Zoe's instastory she looked really happy so I don't think she's that bothered about not having this massive birthday party [emoji2372]
I weren't expecting anything too big either, maybe a small get together & a cake with some of the dancers who are in London or a day at a spa, take her out to dinner, or even go up up to Wiltshire and have a small family party cause its also his grandads bday.I never thought Joe would do anything particularly special, he doesn’t seem that romantic/thoughtful, but going to Zalfie’s to take pictures in a field and fool around on a half pipe is not what I was expecting for her 30th.
Also that cake was 100% gifted or discounted or else he wouldn’t have given the company a shoutout on his stories lol.
Hopefully he has something better planned for the evening, cause that is actually a joke lol
Evening plans have progressed. They are knocking nails into a logI never thought Joe would do anything particularly special, he doesn’t seem that romantic/thoughtful, but going to Zalfie’s to take pictures in a field and fool around on a half pipe is not what I was expecting for her 30th.
Also that cake was 100% gifted or discounted or else he wouldn’t have given the company a shoutout on his stories lol.
Hopefully he has something better planned for the evening, cause that is actually a joke lol
Let’s not pretend Alfie did that for anything other than getting contentI weren't expecting anything too big either, maybe a small get together & a cake with some of the dancers who are in London or a day at a spa, take her out to dinner, or even go up up to Wiltshire and have a small family party cause its also his grandads bday.
But taking Dianne to his sisters where they visit a windmill, take pictures in a field and joe plays about on a half pipe, which Dianne can't even have a proper go on cause she is in the middle of a tour. Joe may not be thoughtful or romantic, but even Alfie put a bit more thought in to get Sclub 3, they may have been shit but so far, that lazy knobhead put more effort in then Joe did.
The party planner one at the bottom cracked me up.Even the twitter minions are taking the piss out of this. Honestly don't know how Dianne did not run out of the house screaming. Joe certainly ain't getting fucked tonight after treating Dianne to such an amazing Birthday
Anyways heres some of what the minions have been posting. It actually quite amusing. They even know it was a shit way to spend your birthday.
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I LOVE it when the worm turns ... off to see twitterThe minions are going in
Omg I’m howling AhahahaThis edit is gold. Laughed more than I should have
She’s gonna look back in ten years, even a year and think what a wild birthday her 30th was. How the feck has zoella managed to drag everyone down to her level. It’s like watching the Demon headmaster where they were all in a trance.This edit is gold. Laughed more than I should have
He was too busy whacking nails into a tree stump he forgotHow has it taken him all day to wish his grandad a happy birthday on ig? (Obviously he would've already contacted him) And Zoe didn't post a thing??
Side eyeing everyoneTo me an indicator that Dianne didn’t particularly enjoy her birthday is that she hasn’t mentioned how her day was on social media.
This was her caption for just a day in Brighton.
Her caption for her 30th didn’t mention her day at all. When Joe took her to that tree house she also gushed about having the best weekend. Maybe she will post something today, but I think social media habits are very easily detectable and if she still doesn’t mention it on social media, I’m gonna stand by my opinion.
It’s true though, Dianne is very nice and was probably just thankful to be with Joe, Zalfie, and have a day off.
I feel like Joe just let everything be put in Zoe and Alfie’s hands instead of planning things on his own. It’s like this birthday plan only had vlog footage in mind, and not something they actually thought would make Dianne’s 30th, a milestone. I doubt Dianne will think much of this situation, but if it was me I’d be side eyeing everyone.
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