Make sure you buy it second hand though
Make sure you buy it second hand thoughRight I give in, I’m going to need to get this book
But then he might have to develop his own personality. That’s ok though, Jodie will tell him what his personality is.Would love to be a fly on the wall the day someone breaks it to him that he's not Elvis.
i want be the fly when someone breaks its to JODIE he isn’t elvisWould love to be a fly on the wall the day someone breaks it to him that he's not Elvis.
I don’t think she’s ever had a relationship last more than 5 minutesWow this is a perspective and something I hadn’t fully considered. She would probably be quite intoxicating to date at first, being an older woman, ex glamour model and quite well off. Money is an easy way to make someone feel dependant. There have been some similar patterns like with the last 2 she dated- always lots of gifts and full on public declarations of love.
He’s quite young I wondered did he not want to have a career and a family. The way she posts about his jobs/ etc comes across as emasculating. It’s almost like she takes credit for singlehandedly promoting his music career. Something about the fact that he doesn’t work is odd too. Like he is in her world completely, an old retired couple pottering around the garden.
Although if she is wealthy, wonder why she is always flogging stuff.
How much bleach do I have to pour in my ears to erase that from my brain?I read her book when it came out - I managed to read it in a day. The one thing that stuck with me was when she wrote that she’d rimmed Kian Egan’s (Westlife) bum
He obviously doesn't use wet wipes after a pooPoor Kian, only scored two out of ten.
Makes me laugh as when I was reading the book, everyone was a good shag til they split up with her. I remember the Kian bit aswell, Fran was fuming that she had licked Kian’s bum hole!!Poor Kian, only scored two out of ten.
Thats her all over. They are all the best shag evah until it’s over and then you can play Jodie ex bingo:Makes me laugh as when I was reading the book, everyone was a good shag til they split up with her. I remember the Kian bit aswell, Fran was fuming that she had licked Kian’s bum hole!!
Can I add...Thats her all over. They are all the best shag evah until it’s over and then you can play Jodie ex bingo:
1) smelly
2) small penis
3) spent her money/ponced off her
4) was unkind to animals/children
5) hints of possible abuse
Can I add...
6) using her name to get fayyymuss.
The shadeI am now going to have to hunt for this book in the charity shops!
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