Asking for a vibrator OMG and dem outfits I just can’t. A vibrator tho can’t she just sit on the emu and make it run across the yard?
Jodie Marsh #8 Unusual positions to cover up her belly Getting frisky on OF with Machine Gun Kelly.
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It looks pantomime. Something widow twanky wearshideous
She keeps talking about being GLAMMA model for yearssss which keeps reminding people of how old she is 
all her peers have moved on to better things and doing other work and dont need to get out their tits to fund their life (apart from Jordan who is as bad as her)
she’s so tit at everything else she has done and this is the only way she can get recognition and some money which is so sad and pathetic. Its no surprise she can’t find a decent partner when she’s still getting out her tits and flaps at 50!
all her peers have moved on to better things and doing other work and dont need to get out their tits to fund their life (apart from Jordan who is as bad as her) she’s so tit at everything else she has done and this is the only way she can get recognition and some money which is so sad and pathetic. Its no surprise she can’t find a decent partner when she’s still getting out her tits and flaps at 50!
Bet Billy used to ask her to dress up as a smurf during sex. She would be thinking he's got a cartoon fetish and really he would be getting off on her skin being blue.
You just know Jodie misheard and thought it was the "widow wanky". You know, fanny stuffIt looks pantomime. Something widow twanky wears
I checked her Amazon wish list and why is everything so cheap? A bikini for £3?
She is gonna wear it once > get her smelly farm fanny stench all over it > sell on onlyfans = profit
A conundrum: if you had a gun to your head, who would you rather be friends with? Price who will ask your boyfriend to take her tampon out? Or Marsh who will ask you to get one tit out on OF and force you to shovel tit? A head scratcher for sure.She keeps talking about being GLAMMA model for yearssss which keeps reminding people of how old she is
she’s so tit at everything else she has done and this is the only way she can get recognition and some money which is so sad and pathetic. Its no surprise she can’t find a decent partner when she’s still getting out her tits and flaps at 50!
I’d tell them to pull the trigger.
Bet they all rolled on the floor with tears of laughter streaming down their faces after taking those photos.
No and no Alan.
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Is there no one in her life to tell her to stop? How can this be sustainable? She can't afford this farm even if she does flash her bits!
She's a perfect example of someone brought up a spoilt brat, so entitled and always surrounded by yes people. No one dares disagree with her, they do and they're the next ones who have done "unspeakable things" or "used her for publicity/money" she's a bleeping menace and I fear it's all going to implode. Not fearing for that witch, the animals I mean. Where does it stop? These aren't toys or Pokémon cards to collect, they're real creatures who need expert care. Not some pound shop glamma model rolling around in fake lesbian "photoshoots" in her bloody bedroom!
Alan is into beastiality
Who is she kidding, those super skinny w30 jeans won't go part her ankle
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Think I would use the shovel to kill myself
Daisy duke????? Daisy dukes mother. Its like parody at this point. These threads are full of deranged z listers stuck at the mental age they peaked in their 5 minutes of fame.
Remember though, we are all just jealous. She's incredibly boring, always spewing out the same tit. She likes to portray herself as a crazy personality, when the reality is she's got the personality of a cabbage.
Anyone watch Gimme Gimme Gimme when it was on? There is a scene where Linda's sister Sugar finally calls her out on the 'everyone is jealous of how gorgeous she is' stuff by saying whatever she sees when she looks in the mirror is not what everyone else does. Linda then looks in the mirror and can't understand what Sugar means as she thinks she looks fine.
This is Jodie down to a T. She looks in the mirror and sees this vision of perfection when the rest of us can only see mutton dressed as lamb. She was the same back in the day when she used to cover her spaniel's lugs with belts and thought she looked hot when in reality most were actually thinking she should invest in a better bra. Nothing anyone says will change her mind because her ego is that big.
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