Hideous lips, spider eyelashes, appalling eyebrows and that eyeshadow... it's like she's stamped it on!
Jodie Marsh #6 Back on the telly with Mabel & Parge, Jodie's getting cancelled cos she loves Farage
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I've seen 3 year olds apply their make up better than that! It's just so harsh. How can you look in the mirror and think this looks good?!
She has that poor meerkat around people smoking 
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Jodie saying she doesn't go out much....
And she always has an Amaaaazing time!
well if she stayed in more she wouldnt have to begg for food for the animals
Just saw that picture on her Instagram. She does such a terrible job of photoshopping her pictures. You can see where she softens the lines around her face. No tool can fix that hideous nose job though.
Wonder if she will go as herself for Halloween this year. She looks like a melted Halloween mask the best of times 
what the duck have I just watched?
Prepare to be amazed!I’m going in, wish me luck
When the filter slips……you know how they say dogs look like their owners……yeah that!
All that money on facials and injectables and the like and it doesn't seem to do her much good.
Pox ridden bleep
The amount of stories today of her kissing/mauling those poor animals…..she’s like those women on those weird Channel 5 documentaries when people get married to weird tit like their dog or the Eiffel Tower….
She might marry one of Billy’s old £400 slipknot rings
All the smoking, chips and meerkat piss wreck havoc on her skincare
That he wore whilst pulling apart another's vagina.
bleeping state of it. Can almost smell her through the screen.
Nostril the same size as her eyeball, wtf is that all about?
A love story like no other. Jodie's longest hostage situation relationship EVAH!!!11! So many twists and turns - £1.5k worth of Slipknot rings, the eulogy where she bragged about Billy's looks "Have you SEEN him?!" (actual quote), Billy's transformation from fresh faced musician to exhausted, bearded tit shoveller, the motherload of all lovebombs by taking him to Graceland with VIP passes a few months into their relationship, dressing the poor sod in Parge's clothes from the 70's, the pulled vaginas, Necro Billy, phones handed to Essex Police.... it's been quite a ride.
As with Carole and Joe, Billy bleeping Baskin had the last laugh on Jodie Exotic. He's free!
As with Carole and Joe, Billy bleeping Baskin had the last laugh on Jodie Exotic. He's free!
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