She could have at least worn a hat
Jodie Marsh #24 A literal show for Jodie Exotic, stuck on the bog from diseases zoonotic.
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I honestly was half expecting her to turn up in two Union Jack belts over her udders and a Union Jack pair of knickers 
wouldn’t put it past her
wouldn’t put it past her
This came up in my IG feed. For a minute I thought it was a Nicky Johnston photo 
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The mud's not deep enough to be Fripps.This came up in my IG feed. For a minute I thought it was a Nicky Johnston photo
The crabs at the palace were better dressed - The crabs in her knickers uninvited guests!
Them god awful shoes look like the blocks farmers put on their cows when the have hoof problems
oh wait lol
oh wait lol
The ONE time she could have gone somewhere with a jaunty hat or fascinator, and she doesn't bother. FFS.
Miserable existence for the horses - not a single blade of grass. Oh and Clover's foal is imminent - another horse doomed to exist in a mud pit.
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Looks like Pete Burns old GorillaSo that’s why she’s collecting foxes…?!!!! To make another coat - full length this time, with matching hat, scarf and muff
coat perhaps he left it to Jodie to take care of! It’s living it’s best Evah life. She looks rough as old boots 
.At least the ground will dry up more with the sun! Wonder when she is going to start using these other fields of hers that she keeps hidden away?
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Oooh she’s got lawyers coming to see her tomorrow to take on the big bully’s at the council who are corrupt for not granting her a licence for yet another animal. I wonder if it’s the dangerous animal licence she was on about a while ago?
**Trigger Warning** over the amount of times she uses the words Lawyers, Bullying & Council in these stories
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Yes the whole council are corrupt because she can't look after animals. But it's the councils fault.
Is it "properteegate" all over again?At least the ground will dry up more with the sun! Wonder when she is going to start using these other fields of hers that she keeps hidden away?
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Oooh she’s got lawyers coming to see her tomorrow to take on the big bully’s at the council who are corrupt for not granting her a licence for yet another animal. I wonder if it’s the dangerous animal licence she was on about a while ago?
**Trigger Warning** over the amount of times she uses the words Lawyers, Bullying & Council in these stories
Is she letting those horses breed? Why the duck would she be so irresponsible? Wait it’s Jodie! Answered my own question there
I suspect it may be the case, tomorrow will be interesting to hear what the lawyers have to say haha.
She doesn’t leave Properteeee out though it gets a good blasting in her last story
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She said clover must have already been pregnant before they kidnapped her as they carry for 11 months. Which actually sounds legit because I don’t think she’s had her that long - correct me if I’m mistaken though
Clover has no back end and is very ribby, but pregnant!
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I wonder who is going to pay for the legal fees… I feel another sound for pound coming….At least the ground will dry up more with the sun! Wonder when she is going to start using these other fields of hers that she keeps hidden away?
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Oooh she’s got lawyers coming to see her tomorrow to take on the big bully’s at the council who are corrupt for not granting her a licence for yet another animal. I wonder if it’s the dangerous animal licence she was on about a while ago?
**Trigger Warning** over the amount of times she uses the words Lawyers, Bullying & Council in these stories
Talking of that where are Lucky Fella, Badger, Parge and the eastenders these days?
I’m also starting to think some of those ‘sound for a pound’ shout outs were the ones you pay for on Cameo
Wouldn’t surprise me if she was told clover was pregnant, if you consider the lengths & expense she went to trying to catch her. She knows a baby foal makes good content for her page!
She is slandering so many people here it really is comedy gold. Her solicitor has surely warned her off putting things on social media that could be used against her.
She really is the gift that keeps giving.
There must have been some seriously robust objections to her license application for the council to refuse the best rescue evahhh.
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