Jodie Marsh #24 A literal show for Jodie Exotic, stuck on the bog from diseases zoonotic.
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I thought that was a joke oh my bleeping god who wears that to a royal party
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I bet Jodie was never invited and they asked Kaotic Nomarks for the name of their plus one
He looks a right simp
Did she put her make up on in a dark room with a trowel
I KNEW she'd get her jugs out. 
It looks like she has washed, so well done Jodie! Keep it up!
Just took a quick look at https://www.royal.uk/garden-parties
...Dress code is a day dress & a hat or fascinator, so of course Lady Jodie will not be following orders. This may be the fugliest denim outfit since Britney & Justin and I can't wait!
It looks like she has washed, so well done Jodie! Keep it up!Just took a quick look at https://www.royal.uk/garden-parties
...Dress code is a day dress & a hat or fascinator, so of course Lady Jodie will not be following orders. This may be the fugliest denim outfit since Britney & Justin and I can't wait!
She'd only get on leg in now!!
Or one tit. It’ll be the best EVAH.
I was coming here to say the exact same! The absolute cheek when her kitchen was infested with so many mice there was piss & tit on every single surface. It clearly hadn’t been cleaned in forevaaaa either, anyone else would be ashamed showing the filth she lives in but not her
I’m dying to know exactly what happened with this builder, he deserves a high 5 for whatever it is that’s pissed her off so much 
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I’m guessing that will be fake she’s the best vegan in the world! However it doesnt really sit right considering it still looks like she is wearing a dead animals fur
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I’m surprised she was let in. There’s a dress code for these things and ‘stig of the dump’ is not it.
ETA - I am loving that a little kid said she looked like a drag queen to her face
ETA - I am loving that a little kid said she looked like a drag queen to her face
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She says I wonder if they'll let us bring a few sheep and goats to come and graze on the grass they'll love it. Yes well that's because you don't have any grass and the grass you do have is reserved for your swing set. Of course your animals would love it. They're trying to escape.
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I’m guessing she is the plus one?!
Because surely if it were her invite, Steph or Jack or her funding stream Parge would have been her first choice as her guest.
But Jodie, again, ditching her friends for some poor bloke who obviously never regained his sense of smell after covid.
Because surely if it were her invite, Steph or Jack or her funding stream Parge would have been her first choice as her guest.
But Jodie, again, ditching her friends for some poor bloke who obviously never regained his sense of smell after covid.
Why the hell would they invite Jodie? Scraping the barrel isn’t the wordPMSL - her trying to hide the date with her thumb whilst still showing the date on the card below
Anyone else think Grant looks very uncomfortable in her company here? I'd be mortified if my plus one was behaving like a chav at BP.
Definitely I'm sure the kaotic normark would have brought the other fella that hangs with him and does a load of work. And Jodes would have brought Steph or Jack because they work with her. She's Grant's date. If she actually got invited she'd be shouting from the roof tops that Fripps farm had been recognised by the royal family.
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So she thinks being mistaken for a drag queen means she might be slightly over dressed?
How utterly tone deaf is she?
It means you look like a bloke in drag, totally OTT and ready to perform. Nothing like a plus one who is respectful of the occasion and your companion who has invited you.
That's an insult to drag queen's. She looks terrible. I've seen drag race they actually put effort into their clothes and can actually walk in their heels not walking around Buckingham Palace with her shoes off like she's stumbled out of a nightclub at 3am. They can actually apply make-up instead of applying bisto cubes to their eyes which is weird because when we saw her tour of her makeup room it looked like she owned more colours.
Especially made for Jodie. No one else. Just Jodie.
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