OMg stop this is too cringe. Why does she spend any of her time goading this person its more than obvious she hasn’t reported fuck all because the police will have told her to block and not engage. What an own goal it will be in the ‘investigation’ that she responded to them like for like and encouraged it
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Police: how can we help you?
JM: I have a stalker who is totally jealous of me and wants to wear my skin
Police: ok where are these screenshots, please show us
JM: *hands over twitter thread*
Police: erm, do you have any that don’t include you saying they are poor, mentally ill or want to wear your skin? Do you have any messages of them saying it? Why are you replying to them?
JM: no why would I need that? Isn’t it obvious they want to bang my vag and wear my oral juice all over them like perfume officer?
Police:
![Expressionless face :expressionless: 😑](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f611.png)
![Face vomiting :face_vomiting: 🤮](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f92e.png)
please stop Ms Marsh
JM: can you do something to stop them trying to infiltrate my fanny online? It’s so invasive
Police: oh you also have an only fans account.. so you are naked online and people pay to wank over you, and you have an issue with this…?
JM: I’m a modern day saviour officer, it’s not my fault they are all jealous of me - I am the best animal expert Eva! They need to PAY to wank over me and this stalker is doing it for FREE so its a crime
Police: ok so far all we can find is someone who has a parody account of your farm taking the piss out of you, and you sending them verbal abuse. Case closed Ms Marsh.