Joanne Larby #19 What a sad little life, Joanne

[dee_mc]

Just looked at her Broadmeadows Cottage Bungalow page and saw her reference to "the kitchen garden".
I presume she means some kind of veg patch or herb garden?
Deceased. Her notions never disappoint.

 

[BangAndTheDirtIsGone!]

She’s back talking to herself again lads. Does she even realise how obvious it is ?! She writes and phrases her questions exactly the same way every time, a question followed by a statement (always a compliment ) and an x like :
“Does River eat organic only avocados? You’re an amazing Mom x” or
“Did you buy another Gucci handbag? You’re the most authentic influencer ever x”
Anyway - reading through this description of her “career” and isn’t it the most erratic , nonsensical thing you’ve ever heard. So you “studied” to be an MUA, then a MODEL then Montessori “teacher” (very loose use of the word) then an advertising, boss witch/insta and collab (remember the hideous GlamSquad glitter lip glosses that flopped?) guru then AUTHOR (best selling no doubt - Booker Prize nomination prob) now podcaster and now MAMA and FT EBF-er and oh also interior designer. But the full time mum in the back arse of nowhere having nothing to do with anything she’s ever done or tried before is ALWAYS what she wanted all along guys.
Is that not the definition of a person who has absolutely no bleedin idea who she is or what she’s at at all?! Or else a person who’s built their life entirely based around others and their perception of her. Not to mention the amount of exaggerating there - it’s delusional how much she believes her bullshit to be true.
Hopefully she’ll read it back herself and realise how absolutely off the wall it is. Prob not.
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[Frogstomper]

She’s back talking to herself again lads. Does she even realise how obvious it is ?! She writes and phrases her questions exactly the same way every time, a question followed by a statement (always a compliment ) and an x like :
“Does River eat organic only avocados? You’re an amazing Mom x” or
“Did you buy another Gucci handbag? You’re the most authentic influencer ever x”
Anyway - reading through this description of her “career” and isn’t it the most erratic , nonsensical thing you’ve ever heard. So you “studied” to be an MUA, then a MODEL then Montessori “teacher” (very loose use of the word) then an advertising, boss witch/insta and collab (remember the hideous GlamSquad glitter lip glosses that flopped?) guru then AUTHOR (best selling no doubt - Booker Prize nomination prob) now podcaster and now MAMA and FT EBF-er and oh also interior designer. But the full time mum in the back arse of nowhere having nothing to do with anything she’s ever done or tried before is ALWAYS what she wanted all along guys.
Is that not the definition of a person who has absolutely no bleedin idea who she is or what she’s at at all?! Or else a person who’s built their life entirely based around others and their perception of her. Not to mention the amount of exaggerating there - it’s delusional how much she believes her bullshit to be true.
Hopefully she’ll read it back herself and realise how absolutely off the wall it is. Prob not.
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She's leaving out the photoshopping herself into oblivion, falling out with literally every friend she's ever had, losing brand deals because she was such a lying liar who lies, accusing an ex of being abusive, flaunting her "high rise penthouse" apartment & becoming a first time mama to her fur baba Storm. Oh and being an absolute mad lad of a raver. She's such a multi layered complex but super well rounded individual!

 

[BangAndTheDirtIsGone!]

Ah here! “Did you find the newborn or toddler phase most difficult?” Isn’t he 1? Has he grown out of toddlerhood Joanne? She’s nailed that phase already cos River’s now essentially a college kid - loves English literature, vegan cookery, rave music and is on track to getting an athletics scholarship. She’s looking at cao application forms with him while she breast feeds him in the evenings. duck sake

 

[I got up at 5am]

She’s so deluded and sad that poor kid growing up with her

 

[Blue1989]

Ah here! “Did you find the newborn or toddler phase most difficult?” Isn’t he 1? Has he grown out of toddlerhood Joanne? She’s nailed that phase already cos River’s now essentially a college kid - loves English literature, vegan cookery, rave music and is on track to getting an athletics scholarship. She’s looking at cao application forms with him while she breast feeds him in the evenings. duck sake

If she thinks she has experienced all toddler age has to offer she is sorely mistaken

 

[testingonetwothreefoiur]

She thinks that War and Peace monologue about her "career" reads better than it does.

She's trying to give "girl boss who tries and nails everything, so brave, so goalz" while it actually reads "try-hard, desperate clinger-on, googles herself and creates multiple accounts to give the illusion of followers, won't accept her 'career' is not only over but never actually started, has no clue who she is so will continuing trying and failing at things while chronically avoiding bumping into people who might see her and call her on her bullshit. And definitely still 3 times bigger than her photoshopped posts"

 

[Mushylife]

Do you think her posting wanting an outdoor office garden next year is waiting to see if any of these companies will raise their hand and offer one heavily discounted or for free? In the meantime keep dropping hints for the next year?

 

[MiamooMoo]

I’ve said it many times. She’s mad as a badger

 

[MarsBars]

She's gas buying 'designer bags' but wears slingbacks from Shein.....I know cos I have them in pink!! Oh the lols !!

 

[Clau]

Healing journey??
Birth story??
For the love of God!!!!

 

[Teacake8286]

She has to be taking the piss!!?? Is she a parody account??!! Surely no-one can be so self unaware and self righteous. Christ almighty I don't know wether to laugh or pity her with all those mini essays ...she's absolutely barking mad.

 

[catchinguphere21]

My god .. this one really speaks utter dung

 

[Jellybb]

What would this gowl need any kind of office for? And nobody wants to hear her birth story! Going through it once is enough! Never mind hearing Shakespeare larbys account of her “traumatic birth”

 

[lavendervase]

Hahahahaha teacher

 

[Princesssun]

Anyone know whatever happened to Jojos ex Paul? He was pretty out there on social media at one stage. Did he give up when the split?

 

[Kilingtime]

Anyone know whatever happened to Jojos ex Paul? He was pretty out there on social media at one stage. Did he give up when the split?

Nope he's fairly well respected in the fitness community. Had a long term relationship after Jojo and they're still good friends. Is in a current long term relationship with another fitness coach. Hopefully he's blocked out that bleak time of his life...

 

[Onlyhereforthegoss]

Didn't she try to insinuate that he had abused her? I remember him reacting to that and having to defend himself.

 

[Kilingtime]

@Onlyhereforthegoss yep- she made vague allegations of him being mentally abusive and narcissistic to the extent he came online and publicly called her out on it. She made out that he'd left her after they'd signed an expensive lease (which she somehow managed to get out of handy enough?) and had pretty much led her on regarding the seriousness of their relationship. And was posting memes etc about narcissistic and emotionally abusive men..
To anyone on the outside it would appear she jumped in with both feet into a fairly new relationship and moved country quickly. I mean if any of my friends had been in the same situation I'd be like 'hold on a minute, you know this lad a wet weekend'! But then she has/had no friends so probably didn't have that 'wake up call' until it was apparent she was a LOT more invested than he was.

 

[catchinguphere21]

Paul is living his best life away from this one