Jessontheplussize #5 Eat the choc, pop the spots, tie your t-shirt into knots!

[Jammydodge]

How about, do what the rest of us do and pay for it?! Why do these idiots think it’s ok to get them gifted?! If you want something. Save up and buy it. If you can’t afford it, get a cheaper one. Not difficult really.

Or just do what everyone else does and buy a 5 quid chocolate calender and be grateful ! What is this weird obsession with buying £100 calendars? I've better things to spend my 100 quid on at the moment...like food and electricity! Read the room Jess ..seriously!

 

[A rabbit called Roger]

I remember hearing that clothes sent back from ASOS don’t actually get rehomed they get sent to the dump which is so extremely sad and wasteful I sure do hope it’s changed by now but somehow I doubt it

They might do that with some really cheap sale clothes, but I've had loads of stuff before that's been really obviously tried on before and screwed up in the bag, or the one time I got a playsuit where the crotch was covered in fanny stains

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

“I’m so tired it’s unbelievable” YES it is unbelievable!! She’s done fuck all all week apart from try some coats on and watch someone else clean her oven

 

[Jammydodge]

Having seen her and Poppy Adams both in dye tie tracksuits I've come to the conclusion just because you can wear something maybe sometimes you really shouldn't..!

 

[Missgobby124]

It is amazing the difference makeup makes to her face. I have quite bad acne and never feel like I get the coverage and results she does from foundation and concealer - I wonder if her videos are filtered?

I don’t think I’ve ever seen her using a filter. Her skin always looks so realistic! Can always see her pores, blemishes and acne. I’d say out of all the plus size community she’s the realist when it comes to filters I’ve never really ever seen her use one at all

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

Not an attack but why has everything got be labelled as depression? She’s been a dirty bastard even when she’s appeared happy and living her best life. Her hygiene habits aren’t new. I’ve followed her for years and she’s always been iffy with it.

I think it’s mostly to do with the amount of weight she’s put on and tiredness associated with it than anything else.

Thank you! I’m so sick of everything needing a label. Ever just think she’s as lazy AF?

 

[Sozhun]

The outfit is tragic. Dont know who she thinks shes trying to be.

She looks like Kevin from Kevin and Perry

Please can I have jam sandwich Mrs Patterson?

Beat me to it haha. First thing I thought!!

 

[They See Me Trolling...]

I genuinely thought they were just cheap jewellery not meaning it in a nasty way I just mean cause they gift it all the time

 

[Vibackmama]

She makes me sick. Haven't even watched all the stories BUT she's bought 7 coats on Klarna no doubt which is obviously just to make money. I know this has been mentioned before with hauls but its highly likely she 'may' keep most of the haul items whereas she will no way keep 7 coats...so its purely to make money from the aff links. Also she makes zero effort to 'sell' them. If she put some actual clothes on or styled the coats and washed her shiny fucking face and hair people would be more likely to buy them.

 

[TheMeg]

Having literally been in a situation where all I had in the cupboard was processed foods that did not go together and wanting to cry ( really bad period of my life basically got made redundant , split from BF so was left with all rent and no money ) I find it so insulting that Jess would choose to eat something like that. She clearly can afford to eat more nutritionally when she orders gusto and spends 30 quid on Australian chocolate.

it’s just insulting. Jess put the cornbeef pasta down and chomp on a carrot FFS.

Why are you offended by someone choosing to eat something they actually like? As another poster has said here in the North East corned beef pasties are sold in Greggs and are a good seller. Eggs are cheap. Potatoes are cheap. I assume as you are so offended by Jess eating “cheap” corned beef you don’t eat eggs or potatoes as that would be just as offensive?

 

[Blahblah93]

Haha I’m a garlic bread fan so I don’t find it weird at all, gimme all the bread! When you go to many Persian/Middle East/ Turkish restaurants you get bread as a starter and I wouldn’t say no to it

Maybe I'm just a greedy cunt but bread is the before starter starter haha

 

[TrulyScrumptious]

I hope she washes her minge more often than she washes her hair . Thoughts and prayers to poor millie

 

[CrispyB2019]

How do these 'influencers' afford there lifestyles?? Poppy no job out every single evening! Here there and everywhere, weekends away etc. It baffles me! I work a normal 40 hour a week job and lead a normal life but can't afford what she does!

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

I have to say though that Jess looked so good in those dresses. When she makes an effort she literally knocks it out of the park

 

[Smirkymirky]

Would rather jess be up for awards than the poppy fucker so not annoyed about it

 

[Sozhun]

I've just posted a comment saying the same thing I've been waiting all day for her to WASH HER DAMN FACE. I can taste it

Nahhh no need to wash it, Darcy will have licked it clean by now

 

[urghmummybloggers]

Well done her for trying to improve her health and be accountable. exercise isn’t just for weight loss but I think if she sticks to it, she’ll have a great result in her mental and physical health

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

Okay I’m feeling really sorry for Jess after watching those latest stories.. I think because this one hits a little home for me. My father was exactly the same as milli and literally sucked the fun out of everything and i remember my mum being so down about it like Jess. After awhile we stopped celebrating things like Christmas and stopped putting up decorations because of him. Mum is away from him
Now but I’ll never forget how sad it made her.

I’ve said it before and kinda got shot down but I truly do wonder if those two are happy and whether a lot of the way Jess is is because those two are just stuck in a rut

 

[Scragbags]

Rubbing her greasy face all over that faux fur coat and I bet its going back

 

[Missgobby124]

I think that dress is a bit short for ye Jess... awful angle and position these videos are so cringe when she does then Idk why